pawnee list of slogans

Parks & Rec S3 E3


Pawnee: The Paris of America”

Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana”

Pawnee: Welcome, German Soldiers” (After the NAZIs took France, our mayor kind of panicked).

Pawnee: The Factory Fire Capital of America”

Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese Soldiers”

Pawnee: Engage with Zorp” (For a brief time in the seventies, our town was taken over by a cult).

Pawnee: Zorp is Dead. Long Live Zorp”

Pawnee: It’s Safe to Be Here Now”

Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts” (That was a lie. She sued, so we had to change it).

Pawnee: Home of the World-Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit”

Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban Soldiers”

Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity”