Parks & Rec S3 E3
“Pawnee: The Paris of America”
“Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana”
“Pawnee: Welcome, German Soldiers” (After the NAZIs took France, our mayor kind of panicked).
“Pawnee: The Factory Fire Capital of America”
“Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese Soldiers”
“Pawnee: Engage with Zorp” (For a brief time in the seventies, our town was taken over by a cult).
“Pawnee: Zorp is Dead. Long Live Zorp”
“Pawnee: It’s Safe to Be Here Now”
“Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts” (That was a lie. She sued, so we had to change it).
“Pawnee: Home of the World-Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit”
“Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban Soldiers”
“Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity”