pavememt

offansandflames  asked:

Who is the most oblivious to crushes people have on them?

Brothers//look into distance//:*Time for memories*

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Random girl:“Hey sweetie~”

Sasuke//texting on phone//:“Yes, I have some fries.”

Random girl:“I am not a waitress..”

Sasuke:“Then why the hell are you talking to me?”
Oxoxoxoox


Random guy:“Hey, my dick is hard-”

Sasuke:“Hard as a pavememt? Must be the asphalt”

Random guy:“…..”

Sasuke:“Get it? Asphalt? ’ ass fault’ ??”

Random guy://walks away//:“Not worth it”

Oxooxox

Guy:“Hey, I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together?”

Sasuke:“Why not leave that job to a photographer?”

Guy:“…..what?”

Sasuke:“Whut what?”

Oxoxooxoxix

Naruto:“Sasuke, are you free on friday?”

Sasuke:“I am fucking expensive, Naruto”

Naruto:“So I have two tickets to the movies, wanna come?”

Sasuke:“Yeah sure”

Naruto:“Popcorn is on you, dattebayo”