who cooks normally?:
Probably Will, we only ever saw Sue preparing shakes or microwaving stuff in the teachers’ lounge, so I don’t think she can cook or she will bother to.
how often do they fight?:
About petty things, possibly every day. “Real” fights would happen as rarely as they do now. I don’t think a relationship would change their dynamics all that much.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
I agree with you on this one, I think neither of them would actually admit it, but they’d miss each other a lot.
nicknames for each other?:
I don’t think Sue would approve of a nickname for herself. Will has loads, but none of them is cheesy, just the usual Sue saying something about his hair or vests.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
For some reason I’d like to think that, at least for their first date, Will got to pay. He owes her a dinner at Breadstix after all.
who steals the covers at night?:
What would they get each other for gifts?:
Will would probably spend lots of time on it, and then ask for help again. Of course Sue is equally as terrible at choosing gift, and she’ll end up getting him something that has a sarcastic meaning to it. And he will love it anyways, because he knows that she really means to make him happy, and I’m getting all sorts of warm, fuzzy feelings now.
who kissed who first?:
I think Will kissed her first (also looking at it “statistically”: he basically kissed every colleague but Sue)
who made the first move?:
I once again think it would have to be Will. He’s the more impulsive between the two of them, while Sue might be too proud or even don’t have enough confidence. After all, he did crush her in Funk.
who remembers things?:
who started the relationship?:
I don’t know, to be honest. I think Sue would be the first one to realise they already are in a relationship lol
who cusses more?:
I think neither of them swear a lot, even outside school, but they both do it kinda equally.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
I don’t think their relationship would change much under this aspect, too. They already do support each other, and I love this part of their relationship as it is.