paulie 'walnuts' gualtieri

the signs as sopranos characters

aries: Christopher Moltisanti
taurus: John Sacrimoni
gemini: Vito Spatafore
cancer: Paulie “Walnuts” Gualtieri
leo: Tony Soprano
virgo: Silvio Dante
libra: Meadow Soprano
scorpio: AJ Soprano
sagittarius: Carmela Soprano
capricorn: Ralph Cifaretto
aquarius: Adriana La Cerva
pisces: Bobby “Baccala” Baccalieri

Paulie Walnuts: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.

Tony Soprano: What do you mean?

Paulie Walnuts: They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?

Tony Soprano: Don’t you think that expression would’ve come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?

Paulie Walnuts: Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.