I really like buttered toast. When I eat it, I can't stop thinking about Paula Dean you know? Her covered in the yellow oils oozing all over her mature big beautiful body, ughh. I wanna squirt butter all over them thunder thighs, all over her warm rolls. Oh man wanna suffocate my face in that belly, lick that wrinkly pussy while I suffocate her with a big stick of butter. Fuck man, Paula Dean is my perfect woman, what a milf. You think she's into Asian men? I got a yellow stick for her 😜 #AMWF
there are things in life that should be left unsaid
- Dipper is the one in the relationship to go out and get Bill a really thoughtful Valentine’s day gift- probably yellow roses and gourmet chocolates whilst bills the kind of boyfriend to give him a still bleeding heart and acts overly offended when Dipper slams the door in his face.
-Despite claiming he’s not afraid of the dark Dipper sleeps curled up around Bill and has Bills eye act as a night light until he can fall asleep.
-Bill’s the one in the relationship to try new human foods- he’s found he’s a ravid fan of chicken nuggets, but only the ones shaped like dinosaurs.
-dippers the one to buy said chicken nuggets due to bill being banned from most stores.
- safe word of the day is ‘paula dean’, courtesy of Bill.
-Despite fighting over really anything Bill is always the one to apologize, usually dragging Dipper to the couch to watch Disney films and make up cuddles
<b>S :</b> My name's Steven Universe and this is Diners, Drive In's, & Dives<p/><b>C :</b> Who are you talking to? And what did you do with your hair?<p/><b></b> *Several Paragraphs Later*<p/><b>S :</b> THIS CHICKEN'S RAW! COMPLETELY *BEEP* RAW!<p/><b>C :</b> Did...did you just say beep?<p/><b></b> *several paragraphs later*<p/><b>S :</b> *Looks at Paula Dean pan* *Sheds single tear* Why? Why, Paula? Why?<p/><b>C :</b> You have got to be kidding me.<p/></p>
<b><p></b> <b>Doesn't wash face for 1 day:</b> Calm, there are clouds, maybe a little oil but nothing too serious.<p/><b>Doesn't wash face for 2 days:</b> God has fallen from the heavens, chaos is admist, Dogs have left earth, volcanoes appear in the Midwest, I am in arranged marriage with Adam Sandler, Martha Stewart goes into retirement, Paula dean rises from the dead, clickbait is the only reliable news source<p/></p><p/></p>