paula calm down

anonymous asked:

I've been seeing a lot of cool #2docweek art the last week and one of the days was #personalityswap. Could you write something about what would happen if Stuart and Murdoc swapped personalities? Thank you in advanced you lovely.

(So because I’m so creative I have chosen to write The Paula Incident in a personality swap. I’m super sad to inform that this won’t be full-on 2doc… also this mentions 2doc week so you have no idea how long this has been underway. I am so sorry)

Murdoc fumbled with the door to the stall in the bathroom at Kong’s, he was being pushed against it, letting out a slight whimper as Paula trapped him between her arms which were placed on either side of him. He eventually got a hold of the door knob and let himself in, Paula almost tripping as she followed him. It wasn’t a surprise to him that Paula had chosen to go after him, 2D’s girlfriends had always been extremely jealous of the fondness he had for Murdoc. Apparently the only plan was not to work it out but make a move on him to make him jealous right back.

“In the stall? How dirty, I like it,” Paula smirked, closing the door after them. Murdoc gulped, sure Paula was pretty but she was 2D’s girlfriend and if he found out, hell would be loose. Though when Paula kissed him, he couldn’t help but kiss her right back. He knew it was stupid but somehow, he couldn’t think properly.

Paula pushed him against the wall and slowly sank to her knees, making Murdoc grunt and slide a hand into her hair.

Murdoc was lost in the moment until he was hit, square in the nose by Russel. It hurt like hell and Murdoc yelped, feeling blood run down over his mouth. Paula ran off very quickly, leaving Murdoc all alone with Russel, who didn’t even hesitate to haul him up, “What on earth are you playing at? Are you insane, Murdoc?”

“I-it just happened!” Murdoc tried, nose sounding stuffed. He pulled off several pieces of toilet paper, tipping his head backwards.

“He’ll definitely kill you,” Russel mumbled, “I’m gonna go find Paula. Stay here, fix your nose.”

“I think it’s broken,” Murdoc whined, wincing as he squeezed the bridge to stop the blood, “I can’t fix a broken nose!”

“What the hell is going on in here? What is all this fuss about?” Murdoc nearly jumped at the sound of 2D’s voice. He took a step backwards, feeling the wall behind him and whimpering as 2D was suddenly standing before him, towering over him.

“Russel broke my nose,” he tried but 2D raised a brow and then let out a dry laugh.

“My God, it’s all wonky,” 2D said before Murdoc could explain anything, “I suppose if Russel, being the gentleman he is, punched your nose, there might be a good reason why.”

“I caught these two in the bathroom,” Russel said as he entered the room again, holding Paula by the arm, who looked like someone getting arrested. She tried smiling at Murdoc but it wasn’t returned by him, causing it to fade into a frown.

2D narrowed his black eyes and looked from Murdoc to Paula and back again. He grabbed Murdoc by the jaw, “You what?

Murdoc’s eyes widened, “It jus’ happened! I promise! I don’t even like her!”

Paula scoffed, “Oi! You liked it!”

2D whipped around and looked at Paula, nails digging into Murdoc’s skin as he turned angrier, “I don’t even want to hear your voice, you little backstabbin’ bitch. Don’t even think you got a future in my band.”

“Your band?” Russel scoffed, and Murdoc let out a gasp as 2D let go to take a step towards Paula. She looked unimpressed.

“Murdoc is much better for me than you anyway,” Paula snapped and 2D pointed towards the door. He looked hurt but deep down Murdoc knew that he probably didn’t care that much, to him “birds came and went”.

“Out, you slut,” 2D ordered and Paula seemed to be surprised at the fact that he was serious. She looked down and walked out of the room. Murdoc saw his opportunity to leave the room but it was as if 2D had eyes in the back of his head, “I’m not done with you, Murdoc Niccals. Stay.” Murdoc froze but even though he wanted to run, he stood his ground.

Russel shook his head and rolled his eyes, leaving the room to calm Paula down as well as tell her to leave in a nicer way.

There was silence for a moment, 2D turning on his heel slowly. He flexed his fingers, looking almost disappointed at the fact that Murdoc’s nose was already broken. At least it had stopped bleeding so bad.

“I promise, I-I had nothing to do with it,” Murdoc started to babble, looking at 2D with panic as he came closer. He backed up against the wall and held up his hands, “She’s crazy, Stuart. You have to believe me.”

A finger was poking his chest and Murdoc wanted to shudder at the aggressiveness radiating from 2D, “Do you think I believe you?”

“Please.”

“She’s outta my band now, ‘tis done, doesn’t matter,” 2D scoffed, “Also, do you actually think I care about that? About her?”

“What?” Murdoc furrowed his brow in confusion, flinching as 2D’s finger tapped his chin.

“Think I want to share her? Sure, but you? No way, I’m sharing you,” 2D smirked, “People my age don’t know how to treat me anyway. She’s forgotten tomorrow but you…”

Murdoc gulped, trying to look away but 2D turned his head right back and licked his lips. He gave him a gentle slap to the cheek, “Go fix your nose, you freak.”

Then he left Murdoc alone, who felt confused and slightly turned on. It was a mess. They were a mess.

Do fans who hate Greg not see that he is literally a mirror image of Rebecca? Like, I am able to appreciate Greg as a character despite the fact that he’s a hot mess. All the posts I see from people who hate Greg for his depression, negative self-esteem, mean-spirited behavior, and general selfish attitude don’t seem to see that Rebecca also suffers from those things? All her questionable actions that came from self-esteem issues and depression aren’t somehow excusable because she is cute/a victim of circumstance/the protagonist! All of the characters are terrible people! Josh is not some innocent kiddo, he is super selfish and vain and cheated on his girlfriend. Paula needs to calm down before she gets arrested for her antics. Valencia is rude and vain and scheme-y.

Of course none of that means Rebecca and Greg are a good match right now, lbr, if they get any sort of serious before they figure out their own issues they’re going to implode. But don’t hate on Greg for stuff you excuse in the other characters.

  1. Siga Sempre #1

Helloooooo and Merry Christmas to YOU! 

To start off, I hope everyone is having a (ney)mazing Christmas. Make sure y'all keep healthy and eat all the cake ya see and my prayers are with you on the topic that your parents gift you with a Barca and Brazil jersey instead of the typical two dollar shop underwear. Cause I know I’ll be praying on that myself.

And just a disclaimer: My festive username is neybells however my usual username is neymazing 

Ok, so now the the reason why y'all are reading this right now…

This is my second ’Follow Forever’/‘Siga Sempre’!!! Yes, the joy, the joy! I have reached my 500 followers goal and I am SO damn grateful for all my followers. However, even after reaching my goal, I still gained more followers so now I currently have 576 followers. Like, if you think of it, 576 human beings think you are actually worth following and that has got to say somfin, right? right? 

I would first love to give all the well-deserved credit to foreverneymarjr for making my Follow Forever gif! omg, just thank you so much Shanen ahhh! xx

So, let’s get this over and done with. I just want to let you all know that I will obviously follow you forever and that your blog literally gives me a reason to wake up in the morning and get on with my daily life no matter how much that may suck. BUT REALLY… I JUST LOVE YOU ALL WITH MY TUMBLR HEART!

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Key: 

Bold = People I talk to on a daily basis who keep the hope that one day I will find my sanity. Keep a look out for your own personal message below! (btw it is in no particular order!) 

Italicised = Blogs that make my tumblr experience worth experiencing. Aka blogs that are all have my high recommendation and are just so full of potential!

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A

agrentina ❤ adoringshakira ❤ aarontherednosedramsey ❤

B

❤ basicallybayern ❤ beernard-duarte❤ blaugr4na 
❤ baeoscar ❤ bartra-marc ❤ barcagunners ❤ barca-penguins ❤ barcamarc ❤ bruhzilnt ❤ barca-babyy 
❤ brazilsquad-imagines ❤ barzil ❤ barca-squad ❤
bemycescky ❤ barcelonainmysoul ❤ barcastic ❤ blaugrans ❤ barcabaes ❤ brazilfutebol ❤ baeneymar ❤ bbyneymar ❤ babeneymar ❤ brazilnts ❤ barcareus ❤ baemar–jr ❤ bartraemboaba ❤ brazilnt-daily ❤ baernat 
❤ blaugranadays  ❤ barca-aka-life❤ brasilene ❤
basicallybartra ❤ being-cule ❤ barcathekings ❤ barcaes
❤ brazilianey ❤ blaugranabee ❤ barcelcna ❤

C

canarinhobrasil camp-nou-is-my-home ❤ chicharitmas cocaineymar ❤ christmastiano ❤ campnou-s ❤ captaintsilva ❤ 

D

dvdlz ❤ drumstickdurmie ❤ danialvesunnieswag ❤ drunkdavidluiz ❤ danii-alves ❤ davidluiz4nt ❤ daivdluiz ❤ darlin-youre-perfect-to-me ❤ damnneymarjr degea ❤ 

E

emboabaselves ❤ emboabas ❤ erikdurmn ❤ everyonelovesiniesta ❤ emboabasilvajr ❤ edenhazardx ❤ edenhazzrd 

F

foreverneymarjr ❤ football3rs ❤ fcbarxcelona ❤ football-s ❤ fcbarcelonadaily ❤ fcbarcelonaismyreligion ❤ fuckyesbrazilnt ❤ fc-bootylona ❤ fcb-cfc ❤ festiveramsey ❤ festivesanchez ❤ festivethiago ❤ festivenando 

G

goldenboyneymar ❤ genlovesbarca ❤ geradpique ❤ garethbells ❤

H

haapenasneymar ❤ heymuller ❤ hohohummels ❤ 

I

iniestas-fiesta ❤ iwantneymarsjunior ❤ iheartbarca ❤ itsneymessi ❤ inmessionante ❤ 

J

julindenblatt ❤  jordi-albae ❤ jordialbanana ❤ jollyassneymar jinglebarca ❤

Kking-thiago ❤ kunned ❤ kunessii ❤ kvnessi ❤ 

L

littlecule ❤ luizcurls ❤ la-pulgaa ❤ luis-enriques ❤ latorturas ❤

M

merryluizmas ❤ mylifeneymar10 munir-el-haddadii ❤ mmdelissh ❤ messithehumble ❤ messibtw ❤ milanpique ❤ mistletoeneymar ❤ merrydurm ❤

N

neymarfrost ❤ nakedreus ❤ nikeneymar neymarsitos ❤ nymr-jr ❤ ney-ney-neymar ❤ neyrotic ❤ neymarisfestive ❤ neynxy ❤ neymarporn ❤ neymarsuckmyass ❤ neymars-taconeymardasilvasantos-jr ❤ neymermaid ❤ neymarschuckle naeymarjr ❤ neymarbles ❤ neymrjrs ❤ neymaristhefreshmint ❤ neymar-drake ❤ neymarbby ❤  -neymarjr neymerjr neymarsdsilva ❤

O

ohbrazilnt ❤ oscarembxaba ❤ ohmygeri ❤ osklaus❤ ohcarlesmycarles ❤ 

P

piqueque ❤ piquira ❤ 

R

rakitich ❤ rafaellabeck rakitictac ❤ 

S

sammyclassicneymarfan ❤ shakirugh ❤ stayforeverbarca50shadesofneymar ❤ silvasmas ❤ santaluiz ❤ santadowski ❤ saintniklas simplyneymar ❤ -shakiramebarak ❤ 

T

thecaptainfabregas ❤ thiagoandlia ❤ thosecurlssss ❤ teambarca ❤ thiagosliva ❤ thelionelmessi ❤ thecatalans ❤

U

under-the-messitle-toe ❤ 

V

❤  vivavsangels ❤ vveakass ❤ vamostitimessi vamosblaugrana ❤ viscarafinha ❤ 

W

wthneymar ❤ 

Y

yeahbarca ❤ 

Z

zabaleta-s ❤ 

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For me mutuals (If you were bloded but don’t have a message please don’t take it to offence… that only means that I probably don’t know you that well yet): 

TARTA OMFG WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR DEDASS CRAZY WENGER NIGHTMARES??? WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR UGLY PUDDING CUP??? WHAT WOULD I DO IF YOU WEREN’T ALIVE, MAKING ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF X1000000000000000000???? Tbh you are one of the kindest kind of people I’ve known and literally you’re like another me. Always putting up with my roasts, and jokes which are nothing compared to the ones that you make which manage to get me planning my funeral… but anyways… Ilysm and I really DO NOT KNOW what I would do if I hadn’t found your flawlisicous blog. JUST SO YOU REMEMBER - I WAS THE ONE WHO BEGAN TALKING TO YOU AND THAT’S HOW WE ARE HERE TODAY. SOOOOO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT ON THOSE ROASTS, I MEAN… WHAT DID YOU EXPECT AFTER SIGNING THE CONSENT TO BE MY FRIEND??? BUT I GUESS THAT ONE MONTH TARTA NON ROASTING PLAN IS IN ACTION SOOOO YOU ARE IN THE CLEAR… FOR NOW :P BAHAHHAHA ILY TARTA :))) 



MAYYRRAAAAA OMGGGG!!! First, I wanna say that we might like the opposite teams, BUT that didn’t stop us from becoming tumblr buds, and I’m proud of that. And I have a question for you too answer, one that I have been anticipating to ask you for ages: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SUPPORT BOTH RM AND BARCA??? Anywho, I expect an answer ASAP, because you have one twisted mind gurrrl. Overall, you’re just all out amazing and a great friend. I’m so glad that you started this whole thing and talked to me cause that’s how we are here now as the bestest of buds ;) 

You. YOU. oMG, YOU ARE THE BEST IMAGINE WRITER I KNOW, YOU AND ELLIE ARE TWO OF THE BEST IMAGINE WRITERS TUMBLR HAS PROBABLY EVER KNOWN! You’re a real inspiration as a friend and as a writer, and I’ve enjoyed every second of talking to you, especially writing too! Thanks for putting up with my shit and being the big old good mama you are, literally your advice has changed my perspective too many times to count. You’re wonderful and lovely and just amazing inside and out, I hope you realise that, and I hope you also realise that as crayyyy as I may be I am here for you too. I will be thinking of you during your surgery, and you have all my prayers and loveee!! Ilysmmmmmm and NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT KEEP YOLANDE-INGGGGG IT’S PRECIOUS AND THE WORLD NEEDS IT! <3

TO START OFF, I’M SENDING YOU A BIG FAT TIGHT AND UNCOMFORTABLE VIRTUAL HUG FOR THE FOLLOW FOREVER GIF YOU MADE ME THAT IS AMAZEBALLS AND GIVES ME EYEGASMS EACH AND EVERY TIME! THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCHHHH!! AHHHH! Moving on now (*laugh, cough, laugh*), YOU, YOUUUUU ARE AMAZING. Seriously. Not only because you made me a super flawlicious follow forever gif, but also because you decided to be my friend. I’ve loved every second talking to you, and I’ve found that you are a really really busy person… With running your two blogs and your own busy ass life, you really deserve the recognition to be standing here, on this earth, alive today. Not only that, but you deserve the recognition for your awesome edits. We have similar likes, interests (*cough* VICTORIA SECRETTTTT *cough*) and that’s what makes me love talking to youuu and being in your company!! Thanks thanks and thanks for being you, and doing you and just talking to me, ILYSMMM <3


ZAHRANNN! AHHH, HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR BLOG AND HOW MUCH I JUST LOVE YOUUU! HAHAHAHA, OHHH AND I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THAT MARC BARTRA SAW YOUR SELFIE AND KNOWS HOW YOU LOOK LIKE GURLLLLL!! Alright, calm down paula. Anywaysss, thanks so much! Thank you for putting up with me lmaoo! Especially when we write and things go wrong, thank you for lightening the situation, and making me see the positive side! I love talking to you, and I love how you care about me and about my problems and perks. Thanks thanks thanks babe… ANDD agent Z… you are the real MVP ;) xxx


Ju, to start off, I wanna say that I love you too death!! You care so so so much about me, and I’m sorry if I come off as if I don’t care at all… It’s not something I do on purpose, but I am sometimes just too busy! But you have to know that I really do love talking to you, and I love how you can shed a lot of light (not a little ok, A LOTTT!) on situations which I can’t figure out on my own. I love that you also talk to me about my imagines and ACTUALLY READ THEM! LOL, I LITERALLY THINK IM THE ONLY ONE AND IM JUST SOOOO GRATEFUL FOR THAT!! Thanks so much Ju. I can see the caring person in you and you deserve the very best, babe. You have all my love, good wishes and luck with your own dreams, and I really hope you do achieve them! Ilysm baby, stay chill, you’re amazing and I think the world needs A LOT more people like you! xx


Ok, let’s just get one thing straight: I WILL NEVER EVER EVER UNDERSTAND YOUR ATTRACTION TO JOHNNY AND I JUST… DON’T KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO UNDERSTAND IT BUT I WON’T EVEN TRY CAUSE HIS ONE DEADASS UGLY OLD MAN. I’m out. Ok, I’m not really out but here is your real message: Hi Nesreen, I’m Paula, thanks for even noticing me, your blog is fab and I can’t believe you’re my mutual but anywayssss… I want you to know that I’m here for you. Especially when things aren’t on point, and you need someone to talk to, I’ll be here, waiting my ass off for you to just point out that you need someone, and (as much as I hate this) I’ll be there with a ton of Johnny Depp pick up lines to pick you back up and help you continue glowing because the world needs Nesreen. You’re gorgeous, flawless, and we need you to know that! I love talking to you, joking around and just chillaxing and having a good old Nesy-Pau hour or whatever. THANKS FOR BEING CHILL WHENEVER I ROAST YOU, ILYSMMM AND THAT WON’T EVERRRR CHANGE! STAY CHILL ME MAMA :D


Lua, you are probably the only person on here who knows me inside and out. Literally. Literally, all the things you need to know about me, you know. And that’s such a good feeling, that there is someone who is there for you and who knows you. I just wanna say thanks for talking to me, from things as simple as how my day went to helping me figure out all those BIG PROBLEMAS… I could not ask for another better mutual, friend, and soul sista even :P I don’t know when you’ll stop with those $2 bed jokes which keep popping up with you (seriously tho, heres your pass to stop :P)… But I guess I learn from the best. Lmao, you are maybe the only person who roasts me, but I learn and why do you think Tarta and Nesy are being slayed daily?? I think we are both pretty mature mama chitas, and I think that’s what makes talking and interacting for us fun and eas-ayyyyyyyyyy. ANYWAYSSSS, I hope you know that I am here for you and I hope you also know that ILYSMMMMMM!! OR LOVE YOU LONG TIME AS YOU PUT IT??? :D 


MEEPPPPP FOR THE PERIOD OF TIME I’VE KNOWN YOU, YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN ONE OF THE MOST MVP-ED OF PEOPLE THERE IS. Babe, you are super nice, and although you are new to the football fandom, it is obvious you know shit. I want you to know that I’m always here for you, as support, or as your deadass annoying buddy. You pick. Thanks for being here for me, whenever, wherever and also thanks for putting up with my deadass crazy imagination. You are (like I said) the MVPPP gurrrrl :3 


OMFGGGG FLORGII!! Imma start off with saying that your blog = eternal life and happiness for the soul. You need to know that. I love all the things you post about - from feminism to football you are literally another me that lives on the other side of the world! Bruhhh you mean heaps to me, and I thank you heaps for putting up with me and being my friend to begin with. I love talking to you too, not to mention how you help me with my twisted issues, and shed some light on things that are dark. Overall, I hope you know that your accent is probably THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING I’VE EVER HEARDDD OMGG! PLEATHE GIVE IT TO ME, SEND IT TO ME I WANT! Hahaha, gurl but what I hope what you really know is that you are the bomb diggety and one of the best people I’ve known. Beautiful insdie and out, and really… what did I do to deserve such a friend?? :) xx 

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That concludes my second (and festive!) follow forever! I congratulate all that read this whole thing (it really is one deadass long follow forever and it did take me ages soooo) and just thank youuuu!!! I hope you all know that no matter who you are, especially if you are/aren’t listed above, you’ve made my life slightly better with your posts and amazeballs blogs!

THANK YOU 2014 AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE! YOU ALL ARE THE REAL SHIZ! I HOPE YOU STAY FRESH AND MOISTURISED DAILY CAUSE YOU ALL DESERVE IT! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! - Paula xxx