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I want WWE to release an album of their best promo guys reading children’s stories.

Bray Wyatt reading Goodnight Moon.

The Miz reading Mother Goose.

Paul Heyman reading Jack and the Beanstalk.

Enzo Amore reading Goldilocks.

You can’t sit there and tell me you wouldn’t buy a CD where Samoa Joe threateningly reads Green Eggs & Ham to you. Don’t lie to yourself.