paul f tompkin

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“I’m proud of him. And he’s one of those people that doesn’t… He’s not going to be proud of himself so I’m extra proud of him, you know what I mean? Doesn’t brag about things. He just works really hard and believes himself, which is really cool. It’s a good dad for your kids.” -Kaitlin Olson about her husband Rob McElhenney

pftompkins: 

On today’s Comedy Bang Bang with Tatiana Maslany, Kristian Bruun, Mary Holland & Lauren Lapkus, the subject of the “CJ Does ‘The Jackal’” scene from “The West Wing” came up in conversation, so we watched the clip during a break. See if you can spot the people who had never seen it before.

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Ooohhh Frank! Why, the darling internet made all these wonderful images of us! And we have liquor in almost every one of them!

Yes I see them, Sadie love! Say, looking at these pictures of liquor have made me awfully parched. Care for a drink?

Of course, Frankenstein!

I’ll get the martinis, Sadistic!

Andrew Lloyd Webber Solo Rap Battle

Well I like to rap
And I like to battle
How did you hear this?
Did someone tattle?
I’m the one who told you 
Never forget- that’s what you get
When I say that I like to rap 
I’m not kidding
This isn’t a trap
I’m rapping
I’m rapping at you
Does that make you happy or blue?
Are you sad because I rapped around your head
Which is down in the ground 
And you’re dead
I’ve killed you
I’ve killed you with my raps
Murder.


Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast, Episode 484,  PRE CHOWDER Guests: Jason Mantzoukas, Jon Gabrus, Paul F. Tomkpins