paul f tompkin

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PLEASE DON’T JOKE ABOUT I, ROBOT THIS CHRISTMAS

The new classic carol

Lyrics: Paul F. Tompkins
Music: Eban Schletter:
Vocals: Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins
Backing vocals: Eban Schletter

Art: J. Chris Wong

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2016 Oscar Nominations (by Mr. Peanutbutter and Todd Chavez)

Best Picture

  • Avatar
  • Midnight Hole
  • Nazi Who Played Yahtzee
  • Really Quite Upset Max
  • Broom
  • The Short Big Tall Small

Best Director

  • Nicole Holofcener
  • Ava DuVernay
  • Gina Prince-Bythewood
  • Mary Harron
  • Ana Lily Amirpour

Best Actor

  • Black People?
  • Colin Firth
  • Jurj Clooners
  • Bread Poot
  • Michael Fasbspenber (sp?)

Best Actress

  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Cate Blanchett
  • Cate Blanchett
  • Freida Pinto?
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Jennifer Lawrence

Best Supporting Actor

  • Mark Buffalo
  • Sylvester Stallion
  • Christian Snail
  • Shark Rylance
  • Tom Hardy (who is a cat)

Best Supporting Actress

  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Kate Winslet
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Jennifer Jason Lawrence