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Dating Chris Evans might include

Originally posted by marvelousspider

DATING THIS DORK WOULD INCLUDE;

  • having pizza friday’s where you would pick off some toppings and he would complain so you throw them at him and it ends in the world’s cutest food fight
  • being proudly shown off
  • a lot
  • because he is honestly, genuinely confused as to how he got a person like you to fall for him.
  • Him introducing you to Seb and Mackie
  • Seb and Mackie loving you
  • they think you are hilarious
  • you three become the holy trinity of picking on Chris
  • Constantly calling him a bearded dork
  • Seb and Mackie secretly jealous of how damn cute you two are
  • he isn’t a gentleman
  • but you aren’t a lady either
  • left boob
  • cheering for all of Boston’s teams’ together
  • constantly being in the gag reel
  • or being the cause of the bloopers
  • especially Mackie’s
  • he is the jealous type
  • you and Seb would pretend to flirt to peeve him
  • you finding this super cute
  • saying that Bucky is your favourite character
  • him pouting
  • him pouting a lot because he knows you really can’t stay mad at him
  • you cursing him for it
  • you cutting him off during interviews
  • “What can we expect from Avengers; Infinity War. Any new costume designs you are looking forward to?”
  • “Well, I–”
  • “He is seriously looking forward to the new design of striped red and white overalls.”
  • “Oh?”
  • “Yes. Just those. Nothing else in the costume.”
  • “(Y/n)..”
  • “I had help from Sebastian designing them.”
  • prank wars
  • he’s fucking good at them
  • he loves to intimidate cat callers on the streets
  • it’s his favourite hobby
  • Him even looking big in front of the cast sometimes with warning glances
  • you finding that hot
  • the cast not overstepping that line
  • except for Paul because he doesn’t give flying fucks and likes making him pissed
  • both you and Paul laughing in the background