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The Signs as Spongebob Quotes
  • Aries:Plankton// "F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival!"
  • Taurus:Mr. Krabs// "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly."
  • Gemini:Spongebob// "Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."
  • Cancer:Mr. Krabs// "I didn't want to tell you infront of Patrick... but that hat makes you look like a girl." Spongebob// *googily eyes* "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • Leo:Patrick// *talking to a fire hydrant* "Are you Squidward?" *long pause* "It's OK, you can take your time."
  • Virgo:Spongebob// "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
  • Libra:Spongebob// *shoelaces untied* "I'm ready-- *falls*-OOF. I'm ready--OOF. I'm ready--OOF."
  • Scorpio:Spongebob// "This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."
  • Sagittarius:Spongebob// "You don't need a liscense to drive a sandwich."
  • Capricorn:Patrick// "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." *jumps into Spongebob's mouth*
  • Aquarius:Spongebob// "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
  • Pisces:Spongebob// "We don't need television. *forms rainbow with hands* Not as long as we have our imagination."
The Zodiac Signs as Patrick Star Quotes!

Aries: “Who you calling pinhead?”

Taurus: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

Gemini: “I know, let’s get naked!”

Cancer: “East? I thought you said WEEST.”

Leo:  “FIRMLY GRASP IT!”

Virgo: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

Libra: “TWENTY FOUR!”

Scorpio: “I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward! Squidward Squidward Squidward!”

Sagittarius: “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”

Capricorn: “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.”

Aquarius: “Liar, liar, plants for hire.”

Pisces: “I guess you’re going to miss the… panty raid!”

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“I don’t wike it” – Tyler Seguin about his glove, probably [12.29.15]