no offence bUT

STEVE HARRINGTON WOULD NEVER LET THE BOWERS GANG NEAR THE LOSERS CLUB OK HE’D KNOCK PATRICKS LANKY ASS FLAT ON THE GROUND

The IT fandom is strange because it has like three sides. You have the one side that would kill a bitch to be apart of the Losers Club and would protect the kids with their whole being, the second side just wants to fuck a clown, and the third side you don’t see too much are the people who wish they could date everyone in the Bowers Gang. The three sides barley interact with each other, but we somehow all thrive on the same content.

*watches show*


Me: Oh my god this guy is so hot. I love him so much. He is so sweet. I feel bad for him.


*guy turns into a psychopath*


Me: …. Oh my god this guy is so hot. I love him so much. He is so sweet. I feel bad for him.

biology

henry bowers: *passes eddie a note that says “your gay”*

eddie, outloud, and very confused: my gay? what about my gay?

Pennywise: I feed off of the fear of children. I kill kids. I’m 7 feet tall. I shapeshift into your worse fear. I’m pretty crazy


Ya’ll: Hold up, did you say 7 feet tall?

It characters as things that happened in my school

Stan: for a whole year walked around with a water bottle on his head

Richie: taped pictures of Danny Devito everywhere and didn’t get caught

Eddie: broke his ankle on the last step of the stairs and had to be carried across the school by his friends

Mike: gave his friend a quesadilla from Taco Bell during the middle of history class

Bev: said “we’re so close to our teacher like I can call him a hoe and he won’t even care… MR BAKER YOURE A HOE”

Ben: blasted cotton eye joe every art class on the TV

Bill: jumped in the pond for weed but never got it

Georgie: in the middle of the hallway yelled SASUKE and then proceeded to naruto run

Henry: at lunch screamed “y’all mind if I hit that YEET?” And then dabbed

Patrick: in Aqua class someone told him “don’t drop the fish” but then he accidentally threw it across the room

Pennywise: was thrown into the water fountain and broke it clean off the wall