patrick wumbo

The signs as Spongebob quotes
  • Aries: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
  • Taurus: It took us three days to make that potato salad. Three days!
  • Gemini: Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
  • Cancer: We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
  • Leo: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
  • Virgo: Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
  • Libra: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
  • Scorpio: Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid.
  • Sagittarius: You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!
  • Capricorn: ♪ There's nothing on Earth, like the feeling of greed! ♪
  • Aquarius: F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
  • Pisces: Imma good noodle!

anonymous asked:

The 2Ps as Spongebob quotes!

(this was super fun to do!)

2p France | François

“Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…. Smelly.”


“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”

2p America | Allen

“Firmly grasp it!”


“Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!”

2p Canada | Matt

“This is a load of barnacles…”


“This is not your everyday, average darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”

2p England | Oliver

“F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for u and me! N is for anywhere at anytime at all DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!”


“I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

2p Russia | Viktor

“The best time to wear a striped sweater…. is all the time.”


*to Allen*

“Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo Is a real word.”

2p China | Xiao

“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

2p N.Italy | Luciano *about Allen*

“Too bad Spongebob isn’t here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.”

2p Germany | Lutz

“Not until I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!”


“Ha ha ha ha, it’s a giraffe!”

2p Japan | Kuro

“You don’t need a License to drive a sandwich.”


“You just CANT WAIT for me to die, can you?”

2p S.Italy | Flavìo *that one audio clip*

“My leg!”


“Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end!”

2p Spain | Andres

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

2p Prussia | Gilen

“I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

Suddenly im a Spongebob enthusiast lmao

P:  I know what the problem is, you’ve got it set to M for Mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo

SB:  Patrick I don’t think Wumbo is a real word

P:  Come on, you know. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, womboing-

SW:  I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me…


SB:  Patrick I’m sorry I doubted you

anonymous asked:

Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word.

“Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We’ll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It’s first grade”