patrick what are you doing omg

ben complimenting his friends, but as like metaphors from parks and rec

ben: you’re a beautiful naive sophisticated new born baby, eddie

ben: bevie, you cunning pliable red haired sunfish, i love you

ben: mike, omg, you’re a beautiful sassy mannequin come to life

ben: richie! what a rainbow infused space unicorn you are!

ben: bill, my man, you opalescent tree shark, how are you doing

I will answer-

Todd will answer-

Viola?

Are you calling for me?

Keep calling for me-

Keep doing it, keep coming to save me-

Cuz every day yer closer-

I can almost hear you-

I can almost-

Is that you?

Is that us?

Is that what we did?

Viola?

Keep calling for me-

And i’ll keep searching for you-

And i’ll find you-

You bet yer life on it-

I’ll find you-

Keep calling for me, Viola-

Cuz here i come.

—  PATRICK NESS ACTUALLY KILLING ME
Spongebob Memories

Pairing: Joshua x reader

Genre: Fluff and humor

Word count: 1157

It was your favorite time of the day: free period. And that meant doing anything you wanted to whether it may be catching up on homework or studying. You just so happened to already study and finish your homework over the weekend so now you had nothing to do free period. So you pulled out your laptop and just decided to go on Youtube and watch something.

You sighed when you noticed none of your favorite Youtubers have uploaded anything new recently so you just scrolled around and looked at what videos Youtube had ‘recommended’ for you. What caught your eye was a video titled “Best of Patrick Star” . You clicked on it because Spongebob Squarepants was your favorite childhood cartoon. Plus everyone needed a good laugh from time to time.

The first few seconds in had you bursting in silent laughter as that fish asked Patrick, who was using a broom upside down, “Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?”. You couldn’t quite tell what made that scene so funny but you just went along with it and laughed.  

The silent laughter coming from behind him alerted Joshua who drew his eyes to your back and your screen he could see so perfectly. He clearly saw you watching some Spongebob compilation and silently watched from afar. He had to stifle some of his laughter at several of the scenes. He recognized the famous scene where Patrick says “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” and a carton of milk spilling on its own emerges through the thought bubble. He accidentally lets out a laugh and you clearly heard it.

You paused the video and looked behind you to see your classmate Joshua turned towards you and laughing really hardly. It was easy to tell he had been watching along with you. Joshua composed himself and spoke up.

“I’m sorry about that (Y/N), but what you’re watching is hilarious! I couldn’t help but laugh too,” he said as he smiled.

Seeing him smile made you smile as well. Something about his smile seemed contagious. He liked Spongebob too so you couldn’t help but to invite him.

“You wanna watch with me?” you asked offering an earbud.

“Sure!” he replied and sat down next to you.

You noticed how close he was but ignored it as you played the video again. Patrick had asked Spongebob “but don’t genius live in a lamp?” and you and Joshua instantly bursted into laughter. Patrick’s “crazy talk” and the “firmly grasp it” scene only fueled the both of your laughter. You had to even pause the video just so the two of you could compose yourselves!  

“I’m sorry (Y/N)! It’s just so funny!” he said in between laughs.

“I know! It’s so stupid!” you laughed.

The both of you calmed down and you noticed some of the other students were giving you and Joshua weird looks. You two must have looked crazy but you didn’t mind. You unpaused the video and began watching again.

“Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end,” said Patrick through the screen. You and Joshua began laughing again.

“Haha! Story of my life,” you joked.

“Not true, you’re cute!” thought out loud Joshua accidentally.

You decided to ignore that but felt yourself blush nonetheless. Joshua on the other hand was screaming internally at himself, but maintained his composure. Several more scenes passed with the two of you laughing of course, but you couldn’t help but to think about Joshua’s earlier comment. It was too early to like him but you kind of did? You always thought he was cute but only talked to him about school work for the most part. Now he was here, right next to you, watching Spongebob with you, and calling you cute. Did he like you?

The infamous wallet scene with Patrick and Man-Ray interrupted your thoughts as you hysterically laughed at the screen along with Joshua. You paused the video again to compose yourselves.

“How can anyone be so dumb?” laughed Joshua.

“I don’t even know!” you chuckled.

Many more iconic Spongebob scenes passed with you and Joshua dead from laughter. By the end of the video, both of your faces and stomachs’ hurt from laughing so much.

“That was hilarious! I love Spongebob!” you said.

“Same here!” replied Joshua as he removed the single earbud from his right ear.

It was kind of silent after that. You two sat in somewhat awkward silence until Joshua spoke up.

“So (Y/N), you don’t mind if we hang out more? I’d love to get to know you more!” he said a little shyly.

“Of course!” you say a little too excitedly.

Joshua smiled at your enthusiasm and got up and left, but only to come back with his backpack and laptop and sat back in the spot next to you. You helped him with some of his work, since you had already studied it beforehand it was no problem.

“Wow you’re so good at logarithms! Thanks for the help!” said Joshua.

“No problem!” you smiled.

Joshua completed his homework pretty quickly thanks to you so the two of you spent the rest of the free period with small talk. You learned that Joshua liked Spongebob obviously as well as anime and playing the guitar. He was a pretty interesting guy to say the least. When he heard you talk about your interests and such, he couldn’t help but to focus on your beautiful face as well as hear everything you said. He found you interesting and cute just like he did earlier.

Meeting up at free periods and watching Spongebob and doing homework became routine for you and Joshua. It was your own little thing and both of you found it incredibly fun and helpful. These free period sessions also brought the two of you closer. You two texted more often and hung out more outside of class too. One day you received a text from him with this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoW9czgQBqE

(Y/N): What 😂

Joshua: ;-)

(Y/N): OMG WHY

Joshua: *patrick voice* I love you

(Y/N): Seriously???

Joshua: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8xoJg0N598

(Y/N): ok why is this ten hours

Joshua: how many times do you want me to repeat it? I thought 6 seconds was enough but no 10 hours seems more convincing

(Y/N): JOSHUA HONG WHAT ARE YOU SAYING????

Suddenly you get a phone call. It’s Joshua so you pick it up obviously because you need answers.

“I love you (Y/N)!” said Joshua shyly and giggly before he hung up.

You immediately text him back after that.

(Y/N): ARE YOU SERIOUS JOSH

Joshua: Ask the magic conch 

(Y/N): OH MY GAWD! IS JOSHUA SERIOUS?

Joshua: *magic conch voice* Yes ;-)

(Y/N): YOU IDIOT

Joshua: I love you (Y/N)!

(Y/N): I LOVE YOU TOO DUMMY

And just like that, you and Joshua became a couple all thanks to everyone’s favorite cartoon show Spongebob Squarepants.

Ahh this one was so fun and cute to write! I hope you all liked it!

anonymous asked:

what if when taylor went to the fan’s house with patrick, she showed him a picture or whatever and he was like “she’s cute” and tay was like IM TAKING YOU WITH ME ITLL BE SO CUTE

loooool could you imagine her tryna set patrick up with a fan omg i just picture Joe being like”….taylor….don’t do it..” 

Back by popular demand

I’m so sorry I said I would have this done by last Saturday night but I was away for the weekend and drove back home to Nyc (then I spent the week babysitting & being distracted re watching The Mary Tyler Moore Show) Anyway! It has been *too* damn long since I’ve watched Call the Midwife and done one of these commentaries™! I’m pretty sure I stopped once I got to the end of my semester/finals week & since I’ve been done for the summer time’s just gotten away from me but - lets watch 4.1 ..

dedicated to all of you ofc but this episode in particular for @beatrix-franklin <3 *cause she asked*

Lets get right to it

  • The credits already seem weird without the color 😂 wow
  • oh hello fresh baby welcome to the outside world
  • Patsy’s smile! omg so cute
  • “Earth is the smallest of magnificent things & the greatest of little ones”
  • Trixie messing up her eyeliner is me af
  • How with the awkward length hair she still is a bombshell? goals
  • the freaking milk man 😂 idk why it’s funny but it is
  • “What name is it?” “Well we thought Nicholas if it was a boy” LOL POOR NERVOUS DAD
  • “IT’S NOW OR NEVERRRR” was this the only time Elvis has played on Ctm?! cause that is Not acceptable
  • I just wanna hear Can’t ! Help ! Falling ! In ! Love ! With ! You ! Is ! That ! Too Much To Ask! ? Like it came out in ‘61
  • “Magic carpet midwifery service” she’s a charmer that beatrix
  • Imagine having a baby in a damn car yikes kill me rather die 
  • she said privacy the ¿American? Way and sounds so much better 😂
  • “Turn that radio down! You wouldn’t want to be reminded of this every time you hear Elvis Presley” 😂😭
  • Her knee in vomit bless u Trix omg, i hate vomit
  • I miss Sister MJ & Sister E’s little arguments 😂😭😭 r i p
  • “Bravo old thing!” AW CHUMMY
  • I miss her sometimes but ah well
  • Remember when Patsy’s hair was so pretty and not a fugly wig
  • LMAO CHUMMY TRYING TO DRIVE
  • I shouldn’t be talking tho bc I *still* don’t have a license
  • I wanna know what it’s like to sit on the other side of the car, someone fly me out to the UK
  • Sister MJ reminiscing.. my heart..gone
  • Lol Babs is on her way omg
  • “It might be unsettling to see friends replaced by strangers but everyone is welcome here and all must be cherished” 😭 we gotta remember this next series
  • Here comes Gilbert (psa I hate the headbands I’m sorry, I hate them on everyone)
  • Aw bby Shelagh
  • LOL SHE TRIED IT
  • Like she had that pram all out 😂
  • The kids making go karts tis lit
  • Babs dropping everything I feel
  • If Sister MJ doesn’t greet you at the door did you really get to Nonnatus?
  • I HOPE SHE GREETS LUCILLE
  • OMG SISTER MJ’S CRINGE I LOVE IT
  • “Put down the bananas, they are superfluous to the situation” ICONIC
  • Shrixie interaction🙌🏻💖 my bbys
  • I need more in series 7 & preferably not work related
  • and yes if you missed it shrixie is officially a thing
  • Ah Gary and Coral breaking my heart
  • “Some months ago Dr Turner and I adopted a baby girl” 😭😭
  • Sister MJ snatching the biscuit is also me
  • DR SPOCK 😂 truly the 60s
  • “Americans are foreign, they do it all different” hey but we used to be British tho
  • And yes we can indeed get evaporated milk here, how would you make flan without it?
  • Ah it’s fine, my mom didn’t breast feed us & well at least my brother is good😂
  • Hey look Shelagh in a cardigan, surpise
  • at least it’s not blue
  • “I read it in the lancet” Alright smart boy. Plot twist if he doesn’t go to med school
  • “We’ve got wet rot and dry rot at home” LMAO BARBARA
  • Now I wonder whose handwriting that note is
  • “Well I’m allowing it” that’s my gal trixie
  • Chin chin 😉🥂
  • I wanna drink with the nurses, I wanna be their friends : concept, the nurses party with me at penn state and we fight nasty frat boyz and steal their disgustingly warm beer
  • The silk pyjamas👏🏼 I need
  • Pats and Trixie dancing ✨ I miss & will continue to miss their friendship
  • LMAO I KNOW THAT LOOK, BABS HAS GOT THE SPINS
  • it’s ok, we’ve all been there :)
  • “Good giddy aunt!” My new catchphrase
  • Barbara’s truly white girl wasted
  • Trixie asking Fred for a milk basket💔
  • “This love will lasttt” strictly bops on ctm
  • lol Barbara is less clumsy now at least, character growth😂 :’)
  • “Putting on a brave face - I know what it feels like” oh trix I feel bby💔😭
  • I feel like sister E would’ve had a love-hate relationship with me, if you know I was there and this was all exactly real
  • “You’re a midwife, not a can can dancer”
  • larks in the parks ay
  • gary pouring the milk through the mail slot kills me 💔
  • Shelagh’s dress here was cute, I don’t think she’s worn it since ??
  • it’s fine looks like she’s got a new turquoise outfit this year lol
  • hey my cousin was born 33 weeks, oh wait I think 32 actually
  • Is that the mucus extractor
  • “Everyone has to have something that makes them happy” oh gary😭
  • aye bendito he said he’s shamed he smells omg
  • * one moment *   // ok never mind my cousins just face timing me to rub in my face that she’s in Puerto Rico And I’m not
  • Omg I wanna cry these poor kids 💔😞
  • The only bright side is some Shrixie 😭
  • Anytime Sister MJ says it’s something she can do I wanna cry
  • Please give me a scene of Sister MJ playing with Angela 😭 she’s a gem and so cute with kids
  • bye I’m cryin
  • Maison Trixie 😭😭
  • More Trixie interacting with children as well pls even tho I’m cryin
  • Aw Patrick bringing Shelagh tea “this house is so full of love” I LOV U
  • stupid Netflix cut this scene
  • NURSING AND MIDWIFERY MISS YOU TOO SHELAGH
  • Sister MJ spotting Sister E in pain omg my heart
  • “I don’t like to see sad faces” THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY EYE
  • You don’t forget what it’s like to be putting on a show..”  IM DROWNING IN MY OWN TEARS 😢
  • Good work Babs for the breast milk pumping idea, v proud kid
  • What a bitch. I know you didn’t ask for this & they wouldn’t tie your tubes but you didn’t have to neglect your freaking kids w t f
  • makes me so angry
  • Tom proposed omg I forgot
  • they weren’t right for each other but they were pretty damn cute😭 but they’re together irl and it’s great like What an attractive couple #jelen😻
  • Yass Shelagh the navy suit work it gal, show off that figure
  • wonder what the post pregnancy wardrobe is lookin like
  • “Put your head on my shoulderrrr"🎼
  • Split up and sent to Australia! they deserved better😭
  • Sister MJ and food is the actual best relationship on the show end of story
  • “Joy is not felt less exquisitely because the moment flys and if we can taste it, we know that we are blessed” 💛

THE END, IT’s BEEN REAL

IT Werewolf AU 5: Henvic HCs

“Legit adore your bowers gang werewolf headcanons????? Honestly bless u ur amazing 🙏🙏🙏🙏”

“Omg i love the werewolf au and i would love to see Billy try it again and like Henry spots it like…d a m that dude gonna die”

In truth, what the boys would do to Billy would be something so awful I couldn’t write it. If he genuinely tried to hurt Vic, if anyone did, I can promise you that I’d have to write about The Fridge. And I know you don’t want that.

Right?

Have some Alpha/Omega Henvic hcs:

  • Henry taught Vic how to smoke.
  • In their culture, it’s not really normal for an omega to go out and do things. It’s like back in the forties, where I woman ran a store and some guy could say “mmm…aintthat a man’s job?” and it was normal to do things like that.
  • An omega could not buy their own cigarettes. Someone would ask what they were doing without their alpha and even refuse to sell them, because ‘omegas shouldn’t smoke’.
  • Since it’s the 50s (in my perception), there’s a lot more discrimination.
  • So way back in the day, Vic’s an omega who’s never found a pack. He’s got the traits to be an omega and he doesn’t try to lead, but he simply has no pack. People have tried ganging up on him and marking him, but he’s fought them off every time.
  • Vic’s skipping gym. He curls up under the bleachers to avoid attention, and he’s startled when Henry’s already there smoking a cigarette.
  • Henry Bowers is this alpha of a three-wolf pack. Big muscles, sadistic, and fueled by his emotions. He radiates dominance.
  • He’s never taken an omega. He’s got a beta and a gamma, but he considers omegas to be too weak to be a part of his pack. They don’t need a runt.
  • So he snarls at the omega, naturally. 
  • “Get outta here before I rip your throat out, bitch.”
  • And Vic flinches back a bit, but he’s so stubborn that he straight up sits next to him.
  • Henry’s startled and is ready to slaughter him. He would.
    • Except for how sweet Vic smells.
    • And how pretty he looks.
    • And because once Henry was cheating off of Vic during a test, and when Vic caught him, he just pushed his paper so Henry could read it better.
  • So he just tolerates him.
  • Vic asks for a drag, and Henry offers him the half smoked cigarette he’s already working on.
  • Vic doesn’t get that you’re supposed to inhale it in, and he just suckles on it, closing his eyes and sucking on the end.
  • Henry doesn’t have the heart to tell him that’s now how you do it.
  • Henry doesn’t want an omega.
  • But he still lets Vic sit in his broad thigh, and he still pets his hair, watching him suck at the smokey stick.
  • He’s not soft. He’s not sweet. He doesn’t ‘fall in love’ like some starstruck sissy.
  • But he’s quite sure that he’ll love Vic to the moon and from and to and back again.
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I’m gonna tell you a story about what that man did for me. And why I think you should trust him.

anonymous asked:

Okay so in one of your poly!bowers gang thingies you mentioned Belch calling Patrick kitten and I honestly need to know the origin of this and how it played out omg please

I’m sure you all know, Patrick is an asshole. He also happened to have a lot of cat like traits.
He doesn’t want them to touch him unless he wants to be touched
If they’re not paying attention to him, he will just plop himself down in someone’s lap. It doesn’t matter what they’re doing. Reading the newspaper? Not anymore. It’s Patrick time.
Knocks over things just because
Will whine and complain he is starving if he wants dinner and the guys are taking a while.
At some point Belch starts calling him “Pat Cat” whenever he starts acting like a little shit. Then after a while, it’s just shortened to Cat.

Then one day when Belch and Patrick are alone, Belch is trying to read and Patrick is being needy. And so Patrick throws his head in Belch’s laps and while “Regggiiieeee.” and Belch doesn’t even look up from his book and says “Yes Kitten?” And when Patrick doesn’t immediately respond, Belch looks down at his boyfriend and Patrick is blushing hardcore(which is super rare. Patrick will tell the dirties of stories and not bat an eye but one little innocent nickname sets his face on fire). Patrick can’t even look Belch in the eye when he says “Pet me?”

And of course Belch obliges because he is a good boyfriend. Patrick makes him promise not to call him that in front of the others. So Belch keeps calling him Kitten and it’s kind of like their little secret thing. It does eventually come out in front of the others and Henry almost makes fun of him, but one look from Belch stops him.

It’s mostly just something Patrick and Belch share, but sometimes Vic and Henry will call him that too, but only when he’s being extra cute, so it’s pretty rare.

I Met AndTrick.Tumblr.Com On Shamchat And This Happened...

This is a conversation between Patrick Stump and yourself, Pete Wentz.

Pete Wentz: TRICKY

Patrick Stump: PETEY

Pete Wentz: YES

Patrick Stump: THANK THE PETE

Pete Wentz: THANKS THE PATRICK

Pete Wentz: OMGPatrick Stump: OMG

Patrick Stump: I LOVE U PETE

Pete Wentz: ME 2

Pete Wentz: PETERICK FOREVES

Patrick Stump: YASS

Pete Wentz: OTP

Patrick Stump: OTPPPPP

Patrick Stump: otpay

Patrick Stump: OTPATRICKPETE

Patrick Stump: Otpeterick

Pete Wentz: LOL

Pete Wentz: SAME

Patrick Stump: SAME
Pete Wentz: INSTA/TUMBLR?

Patrick Stump: UM

Patrick Stump: andtrick.tumblr.com

Pete Wentz: OKAY

Pete Wentz: TRICKY

Pete Wentz: YOURE BAE

Patrick Stump: YOURE ALSO BAE

Pete Wentz: <3Patrick Stump: ILY

Pete Wentz: ILY@

Pete Wentz: 2

Pete Wentz: WOW

Patrick Stump: WHOS @ 

Patrick Stump: AND WHY DO YOU LOVE THEM

Pete Wentz: TYPE

Pete Wentz: TYPo

Pete Wentz: BABY

Pete Wentz: YOUR MY LOVE

Patrick Stump: NO

Patrick Stump: NO THIS ISNT GOING TO WORK
CLEARLY YOU LOVE @ 

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: IM SORRY

Patrick Stump: SHES SINGING BABY COME HOME IN A MELODY OF TEARS

Pete Wentz: WHILE THE RYTHYM OF THE RAIN KEEPS TIME

Patrick Stump: no while the asperand keeps your heart

Patrick Stump: because youre CHEATING on me

Pete Wentz: NO

Patrick Stump: with @ 

Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Patrick Stump: PETE

Pete Wentz: THIS IS LIKE A SAD FANFIC

Patrick Stump: IT IS A SAD FANFIC

Pete Wentz: NOOO

Patrick Stump: PETE I WROTE HARRY STYLES/OBAMA FANFIC

Pete Wentz: NICE

Patrick Stump: IN MY RAGE OF JEALOUSLY

Pete Wentz: NOT NICE

Patrick Stump: DO YOU WANT CHAPTER 1

Patrick Stump: OF RAGE AND JEALOUSY OBAMA/HARRY

Pete Wentz: MAYBE

Patrick Stump: OKAY HERE U GO

Patrick Stump: LETS SAY HARRY IS @ 

Patrick Stump: YOURE OBAMA

Patrick Stump: AND IM MICHELLE

Patrick Stump: When Harry Styles was invited to the White House in the United States of America, he wasn’t all that surprised. Plenty of musicians had gone on and been invited to meet the President before. It was no surprise that One Direction was one of them.

The story that came to be, however, was unexpected.

“Oi boi shite, it’s very noice to meet you Mr. Obama,” Harry Styles said with confidence as he sat down in a chair, which was leaning against the wall of the President’s Office.

“It’s my pleasure to meet you,” Barack Obama replied. “As well as the rest of you - Zayn, Louis, Niall, and Liam.”

“OI BOI SHITE,” Liam exclaimed.

“Oi boi Liam, that’s not poiloite,” Zayn scolded Liam, thwacking him in the back of his head with his soft, soft Malik hands of glory.

“OI BOI SHITE,” Liam screamed.

“Oi boi Liam, don’t be fackin’ rude,” Niall hissed.

“OI BOI SHITE,” Liam shouted one last time before he was… exterminated.

“It’s voiry noice to be invoited intoi yoir oiffice, Mr. Oibama,” Louis added calmly, now that Liam was gone.

“As I said, it’s my pleasure.”

“So why have you invoited us here, Mr. Obama?” Harry asked, tilting his head curiously.

“Well,” Obama said lowly. “I’d rather discuss this with you, Harry, alone.”

Harry widened his eyes, casting a nervous glance around the room to his band mates.

“Well alroight,” Harry muttered, gesturing for his band mates to leave the room.

“OI BOI SHITE,” they all exclaimed, except for Zayn Malik, who simply politely nodded his head as they left the room. Beautiful, precious, angelic Zayn made sure to lock the door behind him as a respect to Harry and Obama’s privacy, because Zayn is just so caring.

“What is oit that you want to toilk to me aboit, Mr. Obama?” Harry said, tilting his head even further. In fact, he tilted his head so far that it was no longer tilting it, but rather, twisting it around like an owl until he had come into a full 360 degree tilt.

“I’m in love with you, Harry.”

Harry laughed.

Obama’s lips curved into a frown.

“I would expect this froim a teenage goirl, but, noit you, Mr. Obama!”

“I’m being serious, Harry Styles.”

Harry gasped.

Obama saying his name was so… sexy.

“OIIIIIIIII,” Harry moaned.

Obama pounced on Harry like a panther stalking his prey.

Then… MICHELLE OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“MR. OBAMA!” Michelle screamed, throwing Obama across the room.

“OI!” Harry screamed. “DON’T HURT MOI BOIFRIEND!”

Suddenly, Hagrid burst in behind Michelle Obama.

“YER A WIZARD HARR - oi shite wrong one BYEEEEEEEE!” Hagrid howled before flying away like a witch on a broom except on his beard instead of a broom.

“OI SHITE,” Harry screamed.

“I’m going to EAT YOUR TINY DICK,” Michelle snarled, charging at Harry at 300 mph.

Obama leapt in the way, throwing Michelle off.

Harry started sobbing. Zayn rushed in like a good child and picked up Harry, sprinting out of the room swiftly with the young singer in his arms. Precious Zayn cared for his band mates and took him away from the madness, returning him to his hotel.
Pete Wentz: HOLY SHIT

Patrick Stump: DO YOU LOVE IT PETE

Patrick Stump: ITS A METAPHOR Patrick Stump: FOR US

Patrick Stump: HOW YOU DITCHED ME FOR HARRY STYLES

Pete Wentz: PATRICK WHY

Patrick Stump: I MEAN @ 

Pete Wentz: NO

Patrick Stump: YES PETE

Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Patrick Stump: Pete

Pete Wentz: Tricky?

Patrick Stump: What?

Pete Wentz: Do you still love me?

Patrick Stump: I’ve always loved you.

Pete Wentz: ‘whitney housten starts playing’

Patrick Stump: OI

Patrick Stump: THIS IS NOT ON MY PLAYLIST

Pete Wentz: SORRY BABY

Pete Wentz: IT FIT THE MOOD

Patrick Stump: DID @ PUT THIS ON YOUR PHONE

Patrick Stump: I BET THEY DID

Pete Wentz: NO THEY DIDNT

Pete Wentz: I SWEAR

Patrick Stump: I KNOW THEY DID DONT LIE TO ME PETE

Pete Wentz: *real life me is crying* OMG NO PATRICK BELIEVE

Pete Wentz: BELIEVE ME

Patrick Stump: BYE PETE

Patrick Stump: WE’RE THROUGH PETE

Pete Wentz: PATRICK NOOOO

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: No

Patrick Stump: rip peterick

Pete Wentz: I LOVE YOU

Pete Wentz: FHIEUSl cj

Patrick Stump: OT

Patrick Stump: IT’S GONE PETE

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: PETERICK FOREVES REMEMBER
Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: YES

Pete Wentz: PLEASE

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: I WILL FOREVER LVE YOU PATRICk

Patrick Stump: YOU LVOE @ 

Pete Wentz: NO I DONT

Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Pete Wentz: PATRICK MARTIN STUMP LISTEN TO ME

Pete Wentz: @ IS NO ONE

Patrick Stump: I KNOW YOU DONT LOVE ME

Patrick Stump: MY MIDDLE NAME IS VAUGN

Patrick Stump: *VAUGHN

Pete Wentz: I WILL FOREVER LOVE YOU< YOU WILL FOREVER LOVE ME

Pete Wentz: YOUR BIRTH MIDDLE NAME IS MARTIN LIAR

Patrick Stump: AND I CHANGED IT TO VAUGHN

Patrick Stump: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

Patrick Stump: BUT YOU DONT BECAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME

Pete Wentz: I KNOW THAT

Pete Wentz: PLEASE LUNCHBOX

Patrick Stump: NO PETE

Pete Wentz: PATRICK *breaks down into tears*

Patrick Stump: rip

Pete Wentz: NOOoo

Patrick Stump: we are never eve

rPatrick Stump: getting back together

Pete Wentz: THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR TSWIZZLE

Patrick Stump: ITS ALWAYS TIME FOR TSWIZZLE PETE

Patrick Stump: actually

Pete Wentz: ACTUALLY YOUR RIGHT

Patrick Stump: I’m dating Tswizzle anyways

Patrick Stump: OWNED

Pete Wentz: WAIT WHAT


Pete Wentz: YOU CHEATED ON ME

Pete Wentz: WITH TAYLOR

Patrick Stump: ONLY BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH @ 

Pete Wentz: NO I DIDNT

Patrick Stump: YOU CANT PROVE IT

Pete Wentz: YES I CAN

Patrick Stump: NO YOU CANT
Pete Wentz: HOW ABOUT THE FACT IVE SPENT THE PAST FIFTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE HOPELESSLY IN LVOE WITH YOU

Pete Wentz: ALL DOES LATE NIGHT TALKS

Pete Wentz: THE SMILES

Pete Wentz: THE TEARS

Patrick Stump: AND NOW YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH @ 

Pete Wentz: DID THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU

Pete Wentz: I DIDNT CHEAT ON YOU PATRICK
Patrick Stump: YOU CHEATED ON ME

Pete Wentz: BECAUSE I F**KING LOCE U

Pete Wentz: I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU

Patrick Stump: YOU CHEATED PETE

Patrick Stump: I CANT FORGIVE THAT

Pete Wentz: I DIDNT CHEAT
Pete Wentz: PLEASE BELIEVE ME

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: PATRICK
Pete Wentz: NFDKSJ ;gafnv

Patrick Stump: HGHJTLJHDGDEHJT

Pete Wentz: LUNCHBOX

Pete Wentz: LISTEN TO ME
Pete Wentz: YOU ARE THE MOST CARING, BEAUTIFUL, AND LOVING PERSON ON THIS EARTH

Pete Wentz: @ IS NOT ANYTHING

Pete Wentz: YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE

Patrick Stump: AND I EXPECT YOU TO HAVE SAID THE SAME THING TO @ 

Pete Wentz: YOU SHOULDNT


Pete Wentz: BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS WORLD IS BETTER THAN YOu

Patrick Stump: ANDY HURLEY IS

Pete Wentz: HES A CLOSE 2ND

Patrick Stump: no hes #1

Pete Wentz: BUT TRICK I LOVE YOu

Pete Wentz: “You hear me? You’re Patrick Martin Stumph from Glenview, Illinois, and you wear trucker hats and argyle sweaters and knee-high black socks and you make them look good. You think you’re just this ugly, sweaty, bald little guy, but you’re so not. You’re fucking amazing. I’ve told you you’re cute as a button before, and I meant it. And you can sing like no one else I’ve ever met—oh, the songs you sing, Patrick; I could listen to them all day.

Patrick Stump: jesus

Patrick Stump: thats romantic

Pete Wentz: I KNOW

Patrick Stump: but you love andy more than me

Pete Wentz: NO I DONT


Pete Wentz: PATRICK

Pete Wentz: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME

Patrick Stump: kill me

Pete Wentz: I COULD NEVER

Pete Wentz: BUT IF I MUST

Patrick Stump: YOU DONT LOVE ME
Pete Wentz: I DO
Pete Wentz: REMEMBER THOSE WORDS

Pete Wentz: 'I DO’?
Patrick Stump: WE’RE NOT MARRIED PETE

Pete Wentz: WELL WE ARE GOING TO BE *gets down on one knee*

Patrick Stump: what

Patrick Stump: no THIS IS

Patrick Stump: UR 

Patrick Stump: @ 

Patrick Stump: ANDY

Pete Wentz: NO

Pete Wentz: PLEASE

Pete Wentz: TAKE THE RING

Patrick Stump: ANDY

Patrick Stump: @ 

Pete Wentz: FJKHSAdlnf.adsvgn;g

Pete Wentz: PLEASE *starts sobbing*

Patrick Stump: rip pete

Pete Wentz: rip

Patrick Stump: rip

Pete Wentz: no

Patrick Stump: riP

Pete Wentz: this cant be over

Patrick Stump: bro

Pete Wentz: nOT NOW

Patrick Stump: B R O

Patrick Stump: its done

Pete Wentz: NEVER
Pete Wentz: YBC

Pete Wentz: YBC

Patrick Stump: Y B C

Pete Wentz: i love yoy

Patrick Stump: i love mikey way

Pete Wentz: wow

Pete Wentz: way to kill the mood

Patrick Stump: jokes i love taylor swift

Pete Wentz: i think everyone loves taylor swift a little bit

Patrick Stump: Taylor and i are getting married

Pete Wentz: may i be the best man?

Patrick Stump: um no thats mikey way

Pete Wentz: oh

Patrick Stump: i think you mean bro

Pete Wentz: maybe

Patrick Stump: bro

Pete Wentz: i cant believe any of this happened

Pete Wentz: like seriously

Pete Wentz: this has been an emotional rollercoaster

Patrick Stump: thats what you get for cheating on me with @ 

Pete Wentz: OH CMON

Patrick Stump: THATS WHAT YOU GET
Pete Wentz: WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN

Pete Wentz: OH OH OH OH

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: PARAMORE

Patrick Stump: N O P E TE

Pete Wentz: SORRY BAE

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: OMG IM MAKING A TUMBLR POST ABOUT THIS

Patrick Stump: oh lord

Pete Wentz: yes

Patrick Stump: oh l o r d

Pete Wentz: yES

Patrick Stump: O H L OR D
Patrick Stump: I PROMISE I DONT REALLY RP LIKE THIS
Pete Wentz: ME 2

Pete Wentz: BUT THIS HAS BEEN AMAZING

Patrick Stump: YEA

Pete Wentz: I ALSO DOCUMENTED THIS ON MY INSTAGRAM

Pete Wentz: AND I MEAN THIS SERIUSLY

Patrick Stump: O H G O D

Pete Wentz: YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS

Pete Wentz: MY CLOSEST INTERNET FRIEND

Pete Wentz: HER USERNAME IS

Pete Wentz: the-at-symbol

Pete Wentz: I WISH I WAS KIDDING

Patrick Stump: WHY

Patrick Stump: ITS CALLED AN ASPERAND
Patrick Stump: JSYK

Pete Wentz: I DONT KNOW

Patrick Stump: JESUS

Pete Wentz: I ALMOST CRIED

Patrick Stump: J E S U S

Pete Wentz: IT WAS PERFECT

Patrick Stump: JESUS

Pete Wentz: SHE JUST SENT ME “AM I ANDY?”

Patrick Stump: yes

Pete Wentz: obviously

Patrick Stump: ikr

Pete Wentz: THE POST IS ALMOST DONE

Pete Wentz: I GOT TO THE OBAMA FANFIC

Patrick Stump: oH NO

Patrick Stump: DONT POST THAT PART
Patrick Stump: IM ACTUALLY WRITING THAT FOR AO3

Pete Wentz: OMG

Pete Wentz: I GOT THE WHOLE ROMANTIC PART FROM AO3 2

Patrick Stump: I KNOW I THINK I READ THAT FIC SOMEWHERE

Pete Wentz: CUE ALL THE LOVE?

Patrick Stump: YEA

Pete Wentz: OMG YAS

Patrick Stump: YA

Pete Wentz: HAVE YOU READ THAT ONE WEAR PETES A MERMAID

Patrick Stump: NO

Pete Wentz: OMG ITS AMAZING

Pete Wentz: LIEK SERIOUSLY

Patrick Stump: oh no you typed the weeaboo l word

Pete Wentz: OH GOD NO

Patrick Stump: HOW DARE U

Pete Wentz: IM SORRY

Pete Wentz: GOD DAMNIT TYPOSP

atrick Stump: AHAHAHAH

Pete Wentz: STOP LAUGHING jwiefomv

Patrick Stump: nO

Pete Wentz: IM CRYING OMFG
v fehiud

Pete Wentz: rg y y

Patrick Stump: rip

Pete Wentz: same

Patrick Stump: me

Pete Wentz: im just

Pete Wentz: wow

Patrick Stump: wow

Patrick Stump: such rp

Patrick Stump: many peterick

Patrick Stump: very break up

Patrick Stump: much stupid

Pete Wentz: same

Pete Wentz: WAIT I JUST REALIZED I NEVER GOT YOUR REAL NAME

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IF THIS DOESN’T GET ANY NOTES I SWEAR I’M DELETING THIS WAS TOO FUNNY JUST GO FOLLOW andtrick

Another thing I found in my drafts that I’d apparently forgotten about! #book spines

A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness || was amazing! and I’ve done an individual post/photo for it somewhere on my blog 🌲

Do No Harm by Henry Marsh || it’s absolutely fascinating and something different from my usual fictional read - it’s a memoir of a brain surgeon. 

Keep reading

Teresa: We’ve known each other a long time. Years and years, but… we weren’t together. We were friends, but… I couldn’t admit that my feelings had changed for him. Not even myself.
I tried to run away. I … met a nice guy. He was a… god man, but not the right man. I was gonna marry him. Then Patrick told me he loved me and that he didn’t want me to leave.

Inmate: What did you do?

Teresa: I stayed. It felt so good not to live a lie anymore. Scary too. I don’t know what’s gonna happen, if he’s gonna stick around…

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aaawwwww OMG *feeeeeeeeeellllsssss*

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