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I am proud to present: A Scene From American Psycho Indelicately Recreated With Edible Items

This video was originally made for the celebration of 1000 followers, but as that was several weeks ago and I was too lazy to edit at a normal human pace, it can now double as a Christmas present!

This wonderful idea, for which I am very grateful, was given to me by my beloved friend Tim.

Unfortunately, Patrick lost both legs in the filming of this video.  At least he understood that these things never come without risk.

R.I.P. Patrick’s legs.