patete

Omelette panna e funghi con patate speziate.

Buongiorno gente, ieri sera ho cercato di inventarmi qualcosa in cucina e alla fine ne è uscita una cenetta semplice veloce e sopratutto gustosa. Vi lascio anche due foto di quello che ho preparato ieri, e la ricetta:

Ingredienti per 5 persone:
Uova 10
Patate gialle 1kg
Panna da cucina 250ml
Champignon 500g
Noce moscata q.b
Erba cipollina q.b
Paprika q.b
Ariosto per patate q.b
Sale q.b
Olio q.b
Noce di burro

Per un omelette occorrono due uova a persona, consiglio di preparare la porzione separatamente, sbattere le uova in un recipiente con sale ed erba cipollina secondo la densità desiderata. Tagliare i funghi a fettine e lavarli, stufarli finché non perdono tutta la loro acqua, poi prendere una noce di burro e saltarli in padella con un pizzico di sale e di noce moscata, in conclusione aggiungere 250 ml di panna da cucina e lasciar cuocere a fiamma bassa per cinque minuti. Per cuocere le omelette basta una crepiera, per chi non ne ha come me.. Basta adoperare semplicemente una padella anti-aderente. Far scaldare la padella a fiamma bassa, quando raggiunge una media temperatura versare all'interno le due uova sbattute in precedenza e lasciar cuocere senza toccare nulla. Mi raccomando, le omelette vanno cotte solo da un lato con un coperchio sopra e a fiamma media. In genere la padella tende a scaldarsi parecchio quindi consiglio a momenti alterni di toglierla dal fuoco e farla raffreddare un pò, altrimenti le ultime omelette vengono più cotte rispetto alle altre e non si potranno chiudere correttamente perché si romperanno tutte. Quando l'omelette è cotta l'uovo crudo della parte superiore diventa di una patina gialla e morbida, qualche secondo prima di toglierla dalla padella aggiungere due cucchiai del sugo precedentemente preparato chiuderla a portafoglio e farla scivolare sul piatto desinato.


Per la preparazione della patate occorre prendere 1kg di patate gialle tagliarle a quattro spicchi senza togliere la buccia della patata, sciacquarle ed asciugarle con un panno. Metterle in una ciotola aggiungere paprika e ariosto per patate, un filo d'olio e girarle bene. Prendere una teglia coprirla con carta da forno e versare dentro le patate speziate, mettere in forno a 180° per 35 min. Servirle ben calde e a chi piace affiancare magari una crema di yogurt!



Grazie e alla prossima!

GOOD GIRLS (PART SIX) // PIETRO X READER

Inspired By: Good Girls // 5SOS

A/N: HERE IS CHAPTER SIX! This fic is by far my fav writings, I hope you all are enjoying/loving it! (Part Five and the rest here

*”Nu pot să cred dracului am de gând prin rahatul ăsta chiar acum ! Cât de patetic !” translates to “I can’t fucking believe I am going through this shit right now! How pathetic!” in Romanian (as google translates says)*

Warnings: Cursing *cue Steve* LANGUAGE!

Word Count: 2290


“What the hell are we doing here?” Pietro whispered as the two of you crouched behind a row of cars as you peered over to see a black SUV pull up along with the three boys walking over, looking around making sure no one was around. “Wait, how did you-”

“Really?” You then arched an eyebrow as you then rolled your eyes. Why does Pietro have to constantly question your doings? “The boys said they were meeting up with someone…apparently the files are no longer in the safe of the house, but somewhere harder to reach…” You informed him.

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Curses in Neapolitan, a (semi-)comprehensive guide

From an exchange of tweets with nenadsuperzmaj and freakazoid_1988 with some add. Translations aren’t literal as for most it wouldn’t mean anything. Pronunciation is like in italian.

  • Kitemmuort’ = a classic swearing about your dead relatives. Very offensive.
  • All'anema ‘e kitemmuort’ = as above, only stronger
  • All'anema 'e kitestramuort’ = as above, even stronger
  • Mammt fac’ e bucchin’ = your mom is a whore
  • 'Ind'e corn'e patet’ = your father is not a alpha male
  • Sfaccimma / E ch’ sfaccimm’ = general imprecation, like “fuck” or “shit”
  • Scurnacchiato = your wife is not very faithful
  • n'da fess’ e mammt = whatever you are suggesting, do that in your mother’s vagina
  • All'anema e mammt = for your mother’s soul!
  • Mannagg’ 'o Patetern’ / Mannagg’ 'a Maronn’ = another general imprecation, blaming God or the Virgin Mary for your current woes
  • Mocc’ a soret’ = may your sister’s mouth be forcefully penetrated by anything at hand
  • Salutam’ 'a soret’ = ironic way to inform your interlocutor that you know his/her sister very well. Intimately well.
  • Puozz’ jettà 'o sang’ = may you shed blood
  • 'O sang'e chi t'e biv’ = may all your relatives shed blood
  • Soreta nu’ me da maie 'o rieste = your sister doesn’t give change after her performances
  • Ognuno ten’ a faccia 'e cazze che vuo’, ma tu si esagerate o frate tuoio! = you may have exaggerated on the ugly side when you were born
  • Cap 'e cazzo = Dickhead
  • Soreta fa e bucchin’ co’ 'o culo = your sister is very talented in anal sex
  • Vat’ cocc’ = it’s better if you call it a day
  • Ma patete e mammet’ tengn’ pur’ figli nurmali? = do you have siblings that are not as ugly and retarted as you?
  • A capa t’ serve sul’ pe’ ce tene’ e capill’ = your head is only functional to host your hair
  • Lota! = something along the lines of “asshole!”
  • Si brutt’ pegg’ 'ra mort’ = even Death looks attractive compared to you
  • Chella zompapereta 'e mammt’ = your mother is used to ride many dicks
  • Bucchinara! = you are an expert in freely giving oral sex (to a female interlocutor usually but if you drop the last “a” can be said to a man too)
  • Me pare 'o frate do cazz’ = your suggestions aren’t really welcomed
  • Zuzzus’ = you are dirty, smelly and without morals
  • E’ sord’ te le ai’ spenn’ 'e mericin’! = may your wealth be wasted on medicines to cure your health
  • Acciret’ = just kill yourself, will ya?
  • Pij’ 'o 'mmocca = offer oral sex. For free. With anybody. And anything
  • Samenta = akin to “asshole”

A few general offensive words towards a female interlocutor:

  • Capera = you don’t respect others’ privacy
  • Mappina = literally, the cloth used to clean a kitchen
  • Saittella = you resemble the entrance to the sewer
  • Vasciaiola = a very low level, socially and intellectually, woman
  • Vaiassa = as above but also rude

And a few others to male interlocutors:

  • Ricuttaro = your cultural level isn’t much higher than a seller of ricotta cheese
  • Merdaiuolo = somebody who dwells and lives in shit. Literally (!)
  • Rinale = This. No it’s not a cup but you drop something there out of your body. From the back. Yeah, that.
  • Curnut’ = again, your partner isn’t exactly faithful to you

DID YALL READ THAT DID YALL FUICKING FEE READ THAT I M A MESS WHAT TH E FUCK IM HOPLELESSLY IN LOV EWITH U AND ITS PATEHTIC IM PATETIC WHAT TE FUCKK IM SO !!!!!!! IF U LOOK THRU THE CAMINH TAG ITS JUST ME TRYING TO HOLD UR HAND WHAT TH EFUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCC C  I AM LOVE IN LOVEMY HEART IS SO BIG I LOVE CAMILA I LOVE DINAH CAMILA LOVE DINAH THEY LOCE EACH OTHER IM SO HAPPY I AM SO ! NOTHING CAN RUIN THIS FOR ME

Nu pot deveni o parte a lumii, în care soții își îmbracă soțiile ca pe niște femei ușuratice, punând în vizor lucrurile care ar trebui să fie prețuite. O lume în care nu există conceptul de onoare și demnitate și te poți încrede în oameni doar numai atunci când spun” Promit!”.O lume în care femeile nu își doresc copii, iar bărbații nu își doresc o familie. În care fraierii se consideră de succes stând la volanul unui automobil care aparține tătălui său și oricine are un pic de influență încearcă să îți demonstreze că ești un nimeni. În care oamenii pretind cu ipocrizie credința în Dumnezeu, stând cu sticla de alcool în mână, fără a fi cât de puțin devotați religiei lor. În lumea în care conceptul geloziei este rușinos, iar modestia este un dezavantaj. În care oamenii au uitat despre iubire, căutând doar cea mai bună opțiune. O lume în care oamenii aruncă toți banii pentru a-și repara mașina la prima zgârietură, fără a economisi nici bani, nici timp, iar singuri arată atât de patetic, încât doar mașina lor scumpă mai poate să ascundă această realitate. În care tinerii cheltuie pe băutură banii părinților, în cluburi de noapte, strâmbându-se sub efectul unor sunete primitive, iar fetele se îndrăgostesc de acești fraieri. În care femeiile și bărbații demult nu se mai deosebesc și toate astea la un loc se numește ”libertatea de alegere”, dar cei care aleg o cale diferită automat sunt niște înapoiați și despoți. Aleg calea mea și păcat că nu am găsit aceeași înțelegere în oamenii la care cel mai mult am sperat …
—  Neelucidat :)
Rant about soccer (personal)

So, yesterday was Brasil vs Colombia game and Colombia won. I was happy and optimistic but then shit went down. Neymar kick the ball after the final wistle and hit Armero while in his victory dance, Murillo, another Colombian, player came to complaint to him ,I don’t know what he said ,but then Neymar almost headbutts him that’s when Bacca comes and almost makes him eat dirt. I have been reading coments excusing Neymars actions and its just patetic, he messed up. TWICE. After losing,yes he was angry and yes he was frustrated I don’t care.just because I’m angry or frustrated doesn’t mean I’m allowed to punch anything or anyone and yes he is only 23 , but he is a professional, and the captain of the team he needs to act mature and suck it up. On the other hand I’m mad for what Bacca did, I don’t condemn violence, that’s not how to react. I gree that he got a red card that’s not how things are handle. Lets keep the game clean, lets handle our emotions and enjoy the amazing thing that futbol is.

“Pe lângă faptul că suntem atât de efemeri într-un prăfuit colț de galaxie, ne mai permitem luxul de a irosi timpul pentru a ne aşeza în centrul universului; un gest patetic, dar lipsit de cugetare, în mod parțial. Viețile, aceste fire de ață înfipte-n inimile animalelor din noi, sunt finite şi dezgustător de scurte…”

i just feel really silly and pathetic and useless over it all and for getting upset about it and like i just feel compltely useless for being so shit t tryng to draw the simplest thing

like id asksomeone else to do it but i get nervous about commissions and and stuff 

i jsut feel really patetic

anonymous asked:

For the ask meme hmm.. haikyuu fandom? (I'm so angry at those anons wtf who do they think they are? They should look at themselves first, sending anon hate HOW PATETIC) (I know you probably don't feel like that but you do deserve love and I know you are not good receiving compliments but pLEASE LISTEN I really like your work and actually the reason I don't go off anon is because I'm scared because I kinda feel like you and fear rejection and;-; but I hate seeing those anons hating..(1)

Woah calm down.

I’m 160% used to anon hate so it ain’t anything new to me.

Now for the meme thing…

  • character i’d like to see in a flower crown: Yamaguchi, Ennoshita, Kenma, Kyoutani, Yachi, Goshiki, Koganegawa
  • character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: none of them??? why would you do that????
  • character i’d like to see get punched in the face: what no
  • character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: Kuroo and Bokuto.
  • character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips: I headcanon that Asahi gets lost easily so him.
  • character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: Hinata
  • character who changes their starbucks order ten times: Oikawa for sure
  • character who shows up late for everything: Bokuto, Tanaka, Noya, Tendou, Kuroo, Yachi
  • character who is the worst kisser: Kageyama.
  • character who takes 45 minutes showers: Oikawa!
  • character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: Lev
Selfish

I was wondering today, “why am i miserable?” and i got an answer… it’s all my fucking fault, i did the wrong things, i make them both suffer, one, I hurt with words, and the other, I hurt with atitudes. I’m wrong for whatever person who approach me, even when i try real hard to be the best person i can, but it’s not enough, today, i’m just a stupid guy with damaged leg and limps.

So a few weeks ago, I was Happilly good by my swimming pool, and, my psicotic best friend shows up from nowhere, for torturing me for mistakes i made over a decade ago, so, i back in the game, as someone told me once

“You’re alone you patetic psyco”