patches

ATTN: GLYPH CASTERS, BLADE LICKERS, AND AYAHUASCA HUFFERS

SUBJ: SMALL RESTOCK

After spending last weekend processing all of our submitted orders, we are releasing the remainder of our patch order. We always hold back a small quantity while processing orders to ensure we have stock on hand in case of shipping mishaps. This means that we have less than 10 of each of the current set of patches available. 

[THE JARL]

[WARD]

[MAY WE BE MARTYRED IN SPACE]

We are ordering a new set of patches this very evening, and hope to have them on hand within a few weeks. We will be restocking ‘MARTYRED, but once these remaining patches sell, we will not be restocking [THE JARL] OR [WARD] for some time. 

As well, only two (2) glyph sticker sheets remain! Once these are gone, they may be gone for good. Only time, and the vagaries of our humane, vegan, and locally sourced haruspicy will tell…

Thank you so much for your support! As always, we remain overwhelmed by your enthusiasm for Problem Glyphs. The next round of patches is going to see some very beloved glyphs added to our inventory. I don’t want to say much, but I will say that I Want To Believe.

hail satan

—Management