patch notes

3.6 Patch Note leak
  • Due to all the issues, Fishing has been removed as a class from the game entirely
    • Due to this, mining and botany will be able to gather from fishing nodes
    • Cooking recipes have been adjusted accordingly to use ores and plants instead of fish
  • Camp Bronze Lake teleports have been disabled. The area has now been retconned to have been struck by the calamity. 
    • Relevant quests and NPCs are now located in Mor Dhona
  • People with 50 Wondrous Tails book turnins will be able to ascertain Khloe’s true intentions
    • A new trial will be added for those who complete her new quest in 3.62
  • You’ve been asking for it for ages, and now they’ve finally added it. Lalafells have a muscle slider!
  • Bard’s new level 60 quest will simply be playing Dragonforce’s ‘Through the Fire & Flames’ on Master difficulty with no mistakes.
  • Echo was making things too easy, so now each stack of echo will just make a second track of the BGM start playing one second after the last in the background, repeating infinitely.
  • Alphinaud and Alisaie have been getting harder to tell apart, so we’re introducing a third sibling. Name TBA.
  • Thancred has 50% more luscious locks.
  • Y’shtola now has 30% more white in her outfit.
  • Tataru will be the first introduction of Lalafells adjusted by the Muscle Slider
  • Dun Scaith’s Shadowcourt Handmaiden will now drop all Gold Saucer items.
  • SURVIVAL MODE: Eating and drinking will now be necessary to survive if you make a character under this mode.
    • Sleep will be added in 3.69
    • Player Stables will be introduced later to let you park your character in while offline, for others to feed.
  • Chocobo ventures! While stabled, you can send you and your friend’s chocobos out on adventures for experience and loot! (min Companion level: 2)
Overwatch Update 1.9 Patch Notes

Hero Updates

Torbjorn

New Ability: Torblefeet

  • “Torblefeet” replaces Torbjorn’s “Build Turret” ability. Torblefeet increases Torbjorn’s speed by 500% for a period of 8 seconds, with a 10 second cooldown.
  • Torbjorn’s Rivet Gun has been removed.

Developer Commentary: With Torbjorn what we wanted to create was a sort of stealth flanker character that sprints between enemy’s legs and whacks their knees with his hammer. However, many players used him more defensively, setting up his turret in a defensible location and using his Rivet Gun to kill anybody that tries to come near it. With the removal of the Rivet Gun and the addition of Torblefeet, players are now encouraged to play Torbjorn as a more mobile harasser type character, snapping the enemy team’s puny shins and pathetic ribcages, all the while collecting their bones to craft his horrible trinkets of protection.

The Sims 4: New Game Patch (March 23rd, 2017)

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Update: 03/23/2017 – PC Version 1.28.25.1020 / Mac Version 1.28.25.1220

Happy March Simmers!

We have a short update here, as we step onto the approach. We’ve picked our ball from the rack, and we’ll try not to hook into a split.

So, without spending too much time on this frame, let’s address the lane…

General Issues

  • Babies born to parents whose last name includes an apostrophe, will also have an apostrophe in their last name.
  • Hovering over the name field in Create a Sim will once again cause the cursor to change to a ‘Cursor and Pencil’ cursor.
  • Non-active Sims with violin and guitar skill will no longer silently horde violins and guitars in their inventories.
  • We’ve made improvements to Sim interaction selection.
  • Sims will no longer woodwork to the exclusion of all else.
  • Teens are now allowed to move out on their own from the Household Management screen.
  • The lighting created by the combination of curtains and windows will no longer change upon reload.
  • The ymMakeupEyebrows_Unibrow will now save upon exiting Create a Sim.
  • Taking a cutting from a wild plant will once again identify the plant from which it was taken.
  • We have addressed an issue that could cause adults to take a serving from a group meal and just place it in their inventory. They should now, if hungry, take a serving, and eat it.
  • The Chomper the Devourer toybox will now properly be searched for when using the color filters in Build Mode.
  • Sims are once again sitting to watch TV.
  • Sims were incorrectly being allowed to choose a primary aspiration upon age up from teen to young adult, which would result in two bonus traits. This option has been removed.
  • The Starbroker styled look can once again be found for teens when the feminine filter is on.
  • And along the same lines the ymHair_EP01LowBun can also once again be found under the masculine filter… it too had been incorrectly unhooked and left in limbo.
  • The Let There Be Light and The Let There Be More Light windows now have matching frames under any light.
  • Undo in Create a Sim will no longer change the camera setting.
  • Switching phone covers will now remember their settings between loads of the game.
  • We have addressed an issue with emotional aura’s incorrectly putting children into a flirty emotion. Children should never enter the flirty emotion.
  • Addressed an issue that could cause a child Sim aged up from a toddler to be unable to use stairs.
  • Giving a toddler a bath should no longer become impossible when a baby is added to the household.
  • puHair_Medwavy (aka the big curly hair) toddler hair will now maintain the chosen color regardless of outfit chosen.
  • Toddler socks can now be found in formal wear.
  • Fixed some highlight issues in Create a Sim that resulted in graphical issues when hovering over the feet of some Sims.
  • Fixed an issue in Create a Sim that would cause the filter display to become corrupted if enough filters were chosen such that the … (dot dot dot) replacement display was needed.
  • Fixed a seam that could appear on the back of a Sims head when wearing cuHair_SP06StraightSide hairstyle.
  • Which should clarify the expected action of an “enter name here” field…
  • …where you could use a pencil to enter your name.
  • Please, don’t draw on your monitor.
  • So, we need you to play at this event, do you have your own instrument?
  • No.
  • Ok then, we’ve had a few of our violins go missing recently, so if you could just make sure to return this when your shift is over, that’d be great.
  • No.
  • Ok then, I’ll just put this violin in your pocket. Are you comfortable with the violin?
  • No.
  • Ok, then, why don’t you take this guitar too, just in case. Soooo, I guess that’ll be all.
  • Klepto Sims interaction test to swipe something was being tested for, even when there were no klepto Sims present, increasing the time it took for Sims to decide on actions to take.
  • Also, they are allowed to move back in.
  • However, their room was probably converted into a spa, or something…
  • Their parents have taken on a new roommate named Barney…
  • And they make you pay rent.
  • Just stay away, it’s better.
  • Alignment over a clear goal was brought to the table, in a face time generation of a sustainable proactive win-win spin-up of the problem. A holistic outside of the box approach was what ultimately brought our synergy to a proper wellness level, and allowed us to break through the clutter for an end of the day exit strategy to this issue.
  • It had accidentally been untagged, which caused it to only appear when no filters were selected.
  • Asset Limbo….
  • Ooooooh oooh.
  • Ooooooh oh yea.
  • Asset Limbo.
  • Yep, I’m currently working on the chorus. I’m thinking platinum this time next year.
  • No matter whether it be little, more, little more, or more than a little light, the Let There Be windows are letting light be light.
  • UNDO IN CREATE A SIM WILL NO LONGER CHANGE THE CAMERA SETTING!!
  • Because even if you understand how the code is put together, this makes no sense.
  • Also, we have preemptively prevented Sims from spontaneously combusting after storing a salad in the refrigerator while the stereo is playing pop.
  • Red hair please.
  • You got it, want brown hair on that toddler?
  • Thank you, red hair will be fine.
  • Brown hair coming up.
  • Red yes, brown no.
  • Hold the red.
  • No, I want the red.
  • Brown it is.
  • Brown me no “likes”
  • Red out.
  • Red in.
  • Ah, come on, make up your mind!
  • Okay, okay on second thought…. make my toddler bald.
  • There was some debate that resulted in a survey of a handful of toddlers, and their thoughts on formal attire. Results varied, as you would expect, but with proper skewing we found that more toddlers preferred to keep their feet covered, than those that desired an open toe approach.
  • And while this doesn’t preclude the open toe option for those with the proclivity to free the digits, it does make one wonder why we keep a handful of toddlers around the office for just these sorts of things.
  • This issue should no longer occur. (dot)
  • Though some have speculated on the possibility of the seam being an Edgar suit, it should be pointed at that beyond the seam, there was a clear lack of droopy cheek, wrinkle neck, and glassy eye.
  • Any desire a Sim may express for sugar in water is purely coincidental.

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I really don’t like the changes to Mercy. As a player, it doesn’t make her more fun to play, it’s just more frustrating. Her Rez cooldown is too long to make a difference and can hardly help anything.

For me, the appeal of Mercy was that I didn’t have to aim. It makes me feel like im actually helping the team rather than popping an ult and being useless.

Few actual Mercy players hide only in a corner during a whole game after getting their ult. More times than not, the Mercy is in the heat of battle flitting from person to person trying to stay alive. Her ult is mostly used for 2-3 man rezzes, any more and she is incredibly lucky.

Overwatch is catering to the people who insist that support isn’t all that necessary to win. Its catering to a population of people who think DPS is everything in a game, ignoring healing, tanks, and defenders completely.

Its really frustrating that Blizzard doesn’t seem to take into account the people who love playing these characters and that, if people are complaining, they need to learn how to counter those characters.

Bible Patch Notes

Version 2.0 - New Testament Update

New Hero: Jesus (Support)

New Map: Hell

Changes:

  • Sabbath moved to Sunday

  • Circumcision now optional

  • Reduced the damage output of David’s ultimate ability, Sling, from 300 to 250 

O H , O H , O H

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Ś҉̧ ͘͠Ṕ͘ ̨̢͢͝Ę̶̀̕ ̨̛Ę̀̕͞ ̡̕͘D̕͏̶̢͘ ̢̀͜B̨̧̧̛͜ ͘͜͜Ò̴̸ ҉̸̡Ó̕͢͡ ̶Ò̢͝͠ ̸̸̨̡͡Ò̧̧͞ ̵̸̢̛͢O͘̕͜ ̴̷O͞ ̴͘Ó͡ ̸̛͠͞O͟͠͡͞ ̶̸̕Ơ̕͡ ̨̨̧͠Ǫ͝ ̨͘O̵̴̴̴̡ ̡͝O̸̸͡ ̷́͘͢͟O̵̵ ̵̢͜͝O̕̕͟͞ ̵̕̕Ó͡ ̨O̕̕̕ ̴̡͝҉O̵̵̴͢͝ ̶͘͠O̶͟͝ ̧͞҉̵̢O̸͘͟ ̵̶Ò҉̴̡ ̵́͟O͝҉ ̴̵̛͢O͘͢͞ ҉͠͠O̷͝ ̧Ó̡̡͟ ͏͝Ơ̛͜ ̴͝͏̛Ò̡̢ ̡O̸͞ ̕͜͜Ò̸̷

  • MLM content in Mass Effect: Ugh, fine you homos here's two MLM dudes. No squadmates, only one counts towards the achievement. One is down in the basement so we don't piss off the straights by making him even marginally visible and the bi romance is heavily skewed towards F!Ryder anyway. Now get out of my Caucasian home.
  • MLM content in Dragon Age: Here's two MLM squadmates. One is entirely, exclusively gay. You can romance both of them, and their romances received just as much care and attention as the straight romances. And the gay squadmate's backstory entirely revolves around empowering him for his queerness and touches on LGBT issues in real life. Oh and if you don't romance either of them they hook up and never shut up about all of the hot, sweaty man sex they keep having, because fuck heteronormativity and fuck The Love That None Dare Speak. Oh and we've been doing this sort of thing since 2009. Anyway, what's good Montreal?