pat on the back

anonymous asked:

Your tantrums are the very reason i am proud of being far right. Keep doing what you are doing buddy, you're doing great

This is very rich coming from someone who doesn’t even have the capacity or self-control to *not* send us this message. Like. Y’all realize you embarrass yourselves right? We don’t give a fuck about you. We just have to laugh at the shit you do, which is endlessly entertaining.

Also, if you’re “proud” of your ideology, you probably don’t actually *do* very much else to be proud of in your life, do you? 

- Mod A

I keep thinking about my bad boy Taehyung Au and laughing because like no doubt their child would be born such a rebellious little shit like Taehyung was and Taehyung couldn’t even really get mad.  Like his son would get in trouble in school for fighting someone and Taehyung would angrily be like “WHAT YOU DID WAS VERY BAD AND YOU’RE GROUNDED!!!” and Sanghyuk, their son, would get this really smug look (that he totally got from Yoongi) on his face.

“Dad, didn’t you steal a fancy car once because papa said he wanted to ride in it?”

Taehyung’s eyes would widen and he’d look over at Yoongi who was trying to hold back giggles as he just shrugged at his poor husband.

“That’s not the point the point is you did ba-”

“And dad, didn’t you always fight people when they said papa was pretty?”

Taehyung would lowkey be near pulling his hair out before Yoongi finally stepped in with a gentle pat on his husband’s back and a kiss on the cheek. The elder would smile sweetly before roughly grabbing Sanghyuk by the ear and calmly saying:

“Listen here you little punk it doesn’t matter what your father did what matters is that you did wrong and if you don’t want me to ground you for life you’ll go do your chores and then homework and apologize for talking back.”

Poor Sanghyuk would quickly nod and run upstairs while Yoongi chuckled and went on to watch tv. Taehyung can only sigh and run his fingers through his red hair before heading to the bathroom for some “me time” (which is a bubble bath with one of Yoongi’s bath bombs tbh)

“When did kids become such little shits?” 

anonymous asked:

Hey idk if you're still doing requests but maybe some april angst after finding out irma was a robot? Like maybe she liked her but whoops turned out her crush was a kraang spy

“For- for almost two years-” April exclaimed miserably. “-I thought she was my. My best friend. And then she turned out- out to be a Kraang.”

Donnie gave her shoulder a pat, pushing towards her the third cooler the two of them were sharing that evening. Also a tissue box.

April used the tissue first, blowing her nose noisily. “It’s not fair. I think I’ve finally found an- another lesbian in my school, and she’s a spy. A spy sent to spy on me, and- dammnit, she was so cute, too. No girl with that hairstyle is straight.”

“If it’s any consolation, at least you never actually made out with her,” Donnie said, patting her back again. “Otherwise. Well.”

April shuddered, and reached for the cooler. She was underage still, but her city had been invaded, one of her best friends was in a coma, and her long time crush was actually an alien infiltrator. She was allowed to indulge, dammnit.

Technically speaking, Donnie was also indulging right alongside her for those same reasons, if with different circumstances.

“I nearly did make out with her one time,” April said in a softly horrified voice.

Donnie hummed sympathetically.

“Under the track bleachers. It was so cliche it hurt,” April thought about how Irma- or Kraang Subprime- had tactfully dodged the moment right after, since the football team had come barreling onto the track for laps. Now she knew why. 

April took a long sip of the cooler. 

“Donnie, why couldn’t I have that stupid rom-com moment unspoiled? Why does everything in our lives have to be an action-horror flick?”

“I don’t know, and honestly I really wish it was otherwise, too,” Donnie sighed, and took the bottle back from her for his own turn. “But hey. At least you got a rom-com moment and a glimmer of things actually working out. Casey is. Casey.”

April took a turn patting his back. This was a mutual pity party, after all. “We have very, very bad taste in crushes.”

“Good god we do.”

“Upside to yours is that he’s human. Probably.”

“That stands to be proven true or not. He ate half of Mikey’s improvised gumbo yesterday. I don’t know how he’s alive.”

“The miracle of love,” April said.

“Devil’s luck more like,” Donnie muttered.

April reached across the kitchen table, and dragged the box of coolers towards them both. Time for another drink.

anonymous asked:

Oh my god the BROTP thing just killed me I loved it can you keep them coming? Please? Just a tiny few more Jeff/Monty best friend HCs? I think their so great together. Like Jeff makes Monty a better person, he gets on to him when he starts being a dick to some poor kid. Just gives him these disappointed eyes like "I know you know better and that what your doing is not the right thing" and Monty just. Shrinks a little and looks up at Jeff as pats whatever kid on the shoulder and backs away

Oh my lord that last sentence just there has me 😭😭😭 because it’s too true! I feel like Jeff would go full parental mode when it comes to Monty, and the latter would get a little ashamed and just shyly shrink away, because he hates disappointing Jeff.

Other headcanons I have:

-They don’t believe in germs, they’ll share food all the time

-Also fuck ‘no homo,’ they’re always texting, hugging, sharing clothes (though they’re usually not the right size), telling each other how attractive they are that they should totally go ask that person out, because what could they possibly have to dislike?

-If they see something the other would like in the shops then they’ll buy it for them without a second thought

-Having dinner with each other’s families and spending the holidays together

-Jeff keeps first aid supplies in his backpack for Monty

-They love to take road trips, and they totally do karaoke to the radio

-Going to baseball games together (and spending most the game eating)


The only thing that makes him cry every time
  • <p> <b>Ash:</b> I haven't cried in weeks<p/><b>Mc and Irving:</b> *raises eyebrows*<p/><b>Irving:</b> Pretty sure you cried earlier cuz you accidentally stepped on Seymor's tail<p/><b>Ash:</b> *tearing up* He didn't deserve that, I betrayed his trust!<p/><b>Mc:</b> *patting Ash's back*<p/></p>

hazelgrace123-blog  asked:

Ying x Zhin. I just want Ying to give him a hug tbh. Please? \(030)/

I’m such a spoiled person with all of this. - Mod Mal’Damba

Zhin has never been a person who appreciates being touched in any way, especially not when he’s not the person initiating any physical contact with others. So to receive a hug from Ying is probably one of the strangest experiences ever.

He’s not going to lie, he did flinch at first as an involuntary reflex even though she asked if she could. He had no idea why he even agreed to it. Perhaps he felt like he owed her something for the kindness she had shown to him throughout his rough start as a Paladin.

He didn’t hug back at first, only offering her an awkward pat on the back in return. Physical affection - or affection in general for that matter - was definitely not for him. He was better that showing his… fondness for people through going lengths for them to do what they wanted him to do. Hugging? Not to much.

Maybe he’ll work on that a bit.


God gabe immediately tries SO HARD and jesse just

Deer in headlights “i dont know what to do with this” bursting into tears and gabe “oh uh are you okay” awkward patting on back

Gabe has to kind of dial it back because jesse is just so. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND TO ALL THIS so it just

“Ok well let me know what you Do need dont hesitate to ask ill get it if im able to”

So just

Awkwardly shuffling in sometimes like “i found these……. Shoes….” And gabe just Yes they’re great lets get them!

& Shit i imagine him first being like YES HAIRCUT HAIRCUT GOODBYE HAIR and gets it really short and then just

Stare. I. Uh. Think. Im gonna let it grow out again. For a little bit.

anonymous asked:

Something I notice whenever people, outsiders or no, want to blanket Sterek with the racist label, it's always about blame. The same people angry that Sterek took off are the same one that gave Jeff Davis all the pats on the back for hiring Posey. Davis did the bare minimum but they gave him all the praise and that was all BEFORE sterek really became a thing. So why do we have the shoulder the blame when the show never did right by Posey in the first place (½)

So because they let Davis skirt by with doing literally nothing with Scott now we’re to blame because we don’t care. TW isn’t like other shows and films (The Force Awakens, Sleepy Hollow, Shadowhunters, The Flash) that started out doing really well in terms of representation and have since fallen short since, and their fandom have done really messed up crap in term of characters of color. Those shows began on a higher note than TW ever did. (2/2)

We thought TW was diverse and different when it aired and it quickly showed it’s true colors.  

A quick review: Future refused to meet Russell, lied about child support & custody on twitter, publicly called Ciara a bitch, wrote multiple songs trashing her and this

is all it takes to redeem him? Nigga wrote 2 run-on sentences and suddenly he’s not a trash ass human being anymore. She literally had to take him to court to see his son regularly and y’all want her to wish him a happy father’s day and ready to talk shit if she doesn’t? Y’all love to make Ci the villain.Get the entire fuck outta here.

Bulletproof Monk

Witnessed in my friend’s campaign.

Friend of mine asked the GM if his friend could join our campaign. Graduated with a bachelors in fine arts and my friend thought he would bring interesting role-play to our games. So all of us start thinking to ourselves “this guys gonna be at Bard” but we were all surprised to find he actually was a Monk.

And not just a monk. The Bob Ross of monks. The nicest yet simultaneously the most terrifying character we’d ever witnessed. This is the story of how he beat the first serious boss of our campaign.

We were pinned behind cover vs a Gunslinger.

Gunslinger: “Come out. Come out. Wherever you are SO I CAN SHOOT YOU!”

Party talks about what to do and Monk is silent.

Then, as we are talking, he yells, “Ok. I’ll come out, but you better make that shot count!”

Monk OOC: “So there’s about 40 ft between me and him right?”

GM: “Yeah, and your speed would let you get there.”

Monk OOC: “Ok, but I deliberately want to walk slow enough so he gets a chance to shoot me.”

GM: “Uh, ok. Sure.”

Monk going towards him slowly: “Show me what you’ve got.”

Gunslinger: “You’re some kind of stupid, boy!” *Shoots*

GM: “That’s a hit. You take.”

Monk OOC: “I use Snatch Arrows.”

GM: “Wait…does that work on bullets?”

-One Rulebook Check later-

GM: “Ok so the rifle goes off and *Monk* reaches up faster than any of you can see and catches the bullet with two fingers. *Gunslinger* turns white as a sheet.”

Monk then proceeds to walk up and take a seat next to the guy, putting an arm around his shoulders while holding the bullet in his other hand.

Monk: “Hey, friend. Looks like you almost lost this. Good thing I grabbed it for you, huh? Why don’t you put the gun down before you lose any more?”

Monk OOC: “In case it’s not clear that’s an intimidate.”

GM: “Ok, roll for me.”

Nat 20

GM: “Of course it is. *Gunslinger* immediately puts his gun down in front of him and actually starts crying.”

Monk patting Gunslinger’s back: “Aw, there, there buddy. You almost got me. Why don’t you come with us now? Hands behind your back please. I’d hate to have to chase you.”

Our Wizard OOC to my friend: “So why did you never tell us your friend was Ace Ventura?”