pastiere

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this bitch (me) only got one (1) angle but at least i had more hair colours than that

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Revelation

Based on this post.

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I’d like to apologize in advance. That is all. -Hj

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“Hey, Fentoe-jam!”

Danny jerked upright; he’d nearly nodded off right into his mashed potatoes.

Dash slammed his empty tray on the table next to Danny, giving him a wicked smirk. “Naptime’s over at the preschool, baby boy. You sure you’re in the right place?”

“Go away, Dash,” Danny mumbled, digging half-heartedly at his food. He felt like crap. The ghosts had been on a five-night harrassment spree, and until someone fixed the portal door, there was no end in sight. He probably looked like, crap, too.

“What’s with you,” Dash said, staring at him. “You’re even pastier than usual!

A crowd started to gather; the usual buzzards that liked to suck up to Dash every chance they got. Danny poked at his food and wished he’d gotten lunch detention with Tuck and Sam.

“You trying for the goth girl? Gross!”

They were getting into it now. Danny refused to look up.

“You look dead, creep!”

“Ha!” Someone called out. “Danny Fenton? More like Danny Phantom!

The entire cafeteria went dead silent.

Danny stiffened. He glanced around at the faces, slowly going pale, putting two and two together. Dash’s eyes widened. Paulina let out a little gasp. Danny’s sleep-deprived brain reeled between laughing it off and outright denial.

It was too late.

Suddenly, without a doubt, everyone there knew why the resident ghost had chosen his name. A ripple of shuffling feet and terrified glances swept through the crowd; and they’d been mocking the source.

“So…” someone else ventured finally. “Does that mean Fenton’s gay?”

That someone got an elbow in the gut. “Shut up, man! You know it’s not gay if he’s dead.”

A general murmur of agreement went up from the teens. They shuffled off in twos and threes, muttering excitedly; this would be all over the school before fourth period. Paulina gave Danny a dirty look and stalked away. Dash slapped him on the back and swaggered off.

Danny stared after them, baffled. What… exactly had just happened? Danny Fenton. Danny Phantom. Wasn’t gay if he was…

The sleep-deprived fog cleared. Oh. Oh. Crud.

By the end of the day everyone in Casper High would hear about Phantom’s supposed human boyfriend.

He dropped his head back on the table and groaned.

Danger and Intrigue

Ok I posted this a few hours ago but it was being stupid so I’m reposting it. 

I’ve never written for this ship before, but I’ve always found it intriguing (hardy har har), and certainly one of the most dynamic of the Zelda ships. So I couldn’t resist writing for one of the prompts. I pictured the Hyrule Warriors character designs while writing.

Zelgan Week, Prompt One: Danger and Intrigue. Rating: M I guess. It’s not smut but I suck at rating things so let’s just be safe mmkay

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“you can’t headcanon that character as poc, it says their skin is white”

i understand that usually if an author describes a character as “pale-skinned” they probably meant that character to be white, but…

1. poc can have pale skin. i have family in india with pastier skin than most white people. east asians can have pale skin. polynesians can have pale skin. arabs can have pale skin. latin@s can have pale skin. all races can have pale skin

2. people forget that mixed race people exist and they often have pale skin

what if they actually mean it when they say they want to keep making sherlock forever and we get to see them age into even pastier wrinklier wrinkles together and do their equivalent of a whale movie