Genre: AU, fluff, business man Hobi (feat. Namjin)
Summary: A mandatory company meeting gets spicy when someone shows up late.
Word Count: 2.7k
There are three words that every employee dreads. Three words that turn the stomach of every person no matter their position, pay-grade, or prestige. Three words that make you groan as soon as you open the email titled “Monthly Memo.”
Personnel Performance Review.
Beneath the big, bold, Copperplate fonted title is the expected mandatory public relations bullshit.
“Dear valued employee,
It has recently come to my attention that… etc etc… there has been a trend of decreasing sales, profit, employee satisfaction, and other important statistical figures… etc etc… so this Saturday, I will be hosting a mandatory workshop… etc-”
He wants you to come in on a Saturday? If you’d thought Kim Namjoon couldn’t be any more of an asshole than he already was, you were wrong.
The man couldn’t even use an autofill application to input individual names? No, he had to use a general “Dear employee.”
You huff, closing the email and opting to forget about it for the next few days. At least you’ll be getting overtime and hopefully they’ll buy those ridiculously good donuts that they served last time…
“A veggie plate?” you lament as you stare at the refreshment table.
Summary: Shea Coulee is supposed to be a fashion designer, NOT an assistant campaign manager, but when she finds herself out of school with no job, she’s forced to take a position working for Trinity Taylor– just in time for the election, with a cute boss, a lot of events to go to, and a secretary that won’t stop calling everybody “sis,” Shea realizes that maybe, just maybe, she’s exactly where she’s supposed to be. Warnings: (past) abusive relationship), homophobia in future chapters.
A/N: Alright, here we go! I’m back at it again with a new chaptered fic, and I’m super duper excited! In this, Sasha is a campaign manager for Trinity Taylor, who’s running for New York governor, Shea ends up being her assistant, and madness ensues.
Hopefully, I’ll be able to get out an update every week, but I wouldn’t swear to it.
Also, I am writing Sasha’s perspective of “To Be Alive” but it’s being very difficult, so that could still be awhile.
*This is also published on ao3 under the name “itwilleatyourbabies"