past clubs

Horror game: this game is not recommended for people with depression, anxiety, and/or paranoia!

My depressed, anxious, and highly paranoid ass while pressing the “I understand” button:

Originally posted by passthemilkplease

I think it’s safe to assume that most of the team hasn’t seen snow?? Like:  

  • Lance is Cuban 
  • Keith most likely grew up in Texas/the south 
  • Hunk is Samoan and he also just. Doesn’t dress for the cold lmao. 
  • Altea didn’t even have rain, I doubt they had snow, so Coran and Allura are out.

Pidge and Shiro are the only ones who potentially could have grown up with snow lmao

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#klaus the caroline stan: #always dreaming up AUs

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sassy Slytherin!Yoongi🌵🐍

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: come on nagisa– yeah what up sluts it's ya boy NG
  • 'bout to drop a rhyme on these bitch buoys
  • sho' 'nuff, i'm shota tough
  • haters always on me 'cause they think I'm just small stuff
  • kiddie pools
  • swam up from the bottom now i'm killin' fools.
  • thug life anime school, catch me stuntin' with my iwatobi crew
  • makoto, rei and my boy haru!
  • SPLASH flow just like water and cash
  • call me H2OH
  • DAMN
  • other mcs get straight up tidal wave slammed
  • my gang goes ham and when you see us swimmin' better know we're in demand!
  • rackin it up top shelf la croix,
  • yo crew is on sale, 50% off!​​​
  • psychic: what the fuck
resume writing tips

so i recently got my resume critiqued and learned a lot of things

  • if you’re in post-secondary education, don’t include your high school (especially if you’re in your last 2 years). employers really don’t care about high school because it was so many years ago 
  • include your intended graduation year. don’t just say “2014-present” because you could be planning to graduate next year or in 6 years and how will employers know?
  • include your major under education and any educational goals you may have such as professional certifications. this will show recruiters right off the bat what you are planning to do in the future and will give you a leg up if you’re applying to an internship related to those goals 
  • don’t just make a huge list of skills. anyone can write that they have strong interpersonal skills and are good at critical and analytical thinking. for each skill you list, give some examples that prove you really do have it. try not to use examples from your experience section, put something new so the recruiter doesn’t have to read about your work with the yearbook committee three times 
  • don’t make a huge list of skills!!! choose a few that are relevant to the job you want
  • don’t use the word “skills”, use something that sounds more professional like “qualifications”
  • including an objective isn’t mandatory but it can help recruiters to see at a glance where you are going in the future and if you are a good fit for their company. if you do include one, make it detailed but short because hiring managers don’t like reading 
  • in your objective, focus on how you can benefit the company and how you’re right for the job, not the other way around 
  • provide all contact info, including address, home and cell phone and email. use your university or college email because this makes you look much more professional than a hotmail account does
  • if your GPA is higher than 3.50 (when measured on a 4.0 scale), you should include it. however be prepared because you may be asked about it in the interview
  • include if you’ve ever gotten recognition in past jobs or clubs for outstanding performance like employee of the month or a VIP award. this shows that you’re dedicated to what you do 

basically, you’ve got to sell yourself

Kaoru: Woah, what’s with the cast?
Kyoua: I sprained my wrist. …Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Hikaru: Yes.
Kyouya: I was hula hooping.
Hitachiins:
Kyouya: My sister has me attend a class with her for fun.
Hitachiins: Oh my God.
Kyouya: I’ve mastered all the moves. *pulls out his phone and starts showing them pictures* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Kaoru: *amazed and delighted* Why are you telling us this?
Kyouya: *deleting the pictures* Because no one will ever believe you.
Hikaru: You sick bastard.

A little friendly competition

Contex: Playing Princes of the Apocalypse, in one of the Elemental Temples. Party consists of a human warlock, half orc barbarian, Tabaxi archer, Dragonborn sorcerer, and Dragonborn Paladin (me). We just killed a giant.

Sorcerer: I want to pick up his club. (Rolls a 10)

Gm: you pick it up 2 inches off the ground

Me: After he sets it down, I pick it up, trying to show him up. (Rolls natural 20)

Gm: (laughing) You effortlessly pick it up and heft it over your shoulder.

*a few minutes later, fighting some monks)

Sorcerer misses with a staff attack.

Me to sorcerer: watch this.

I then proceed to roll another 20 and smash the monks into paste with the club.

Sorcerer: shut up

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Sergio loves playing with Iker’s ears. Pass it on.