password guess

Draco & Facebook 01

• asking harry how to make a facebook account and how facebook works.

• harry explains a shit load of how facebook works and how he can make an account

• draco didn’t listen to anything harry said.

• he would just use his common sense to make an account

• as he was typing the password

• “HaRRy cOme quIcK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID I DO?! what do you call people who fix computers?”

• technician

• “CALL THE BLOODY TECHNICIAN!”

• harry would just stare at the screen; figuring what’s wrong

• “over here, scarhead” -probably draco while pointing out the ‘error’

Password:

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•  “that happens everytime; nothing’s broken. It’s normal” - harry being patient not to roll his eyes

• draco resumed and finally have a facebook acoount

• draco being artistic about facebook’s rules

• “friend request?! you are my bloody boyfriend, I ain’t sending you a friend request!”

• harry teaches draco how to set him as draco’s boyfriend.

• draco finally listening to harry

• a few minutes passed when harry received a notif

“Draco Malfoy set you as his ‘Daddy’. You can always change this on the settings”

•  (facebook obviously doesn’t ship drarry)

umm john would set cute messages as his laptop password for sherlock to guess, and they would range from “get milk” to “love your navy shirt” and then one day sherlock would struggle with guessing the password, and when john comes back from tesco he’d find him on the floor violently smashing the keyboard, and he would scream, “i can’t get it, john, what is it??” but john would just lean on the door frame and look at him with a soft smile and say “take a guess” and sherlock would stop breathing for a second and do a blinky thing and come back to the keyboard, and his shaking fingers would type in the letters and the laptop would ping and he’d gasp and look back at john with tears in his eyes and whisper “i love you too”

TEEN WOLF 6B EP. 2: [SPOILERS]

1. MY FUCKING SON THEO I FUCKING SWEAR PROTECT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
2. MY POOR BABY IS HOMELESS LIVING IN HIS TRUCK IM SOBBING
3. lmao theo the next spider-man??
4. DEATONS OFFICE
5. YES SHIRT IS OFF ALREADY WITHIN THE FIRST SCENE IM NOT DISAPPOINTED
6. cody christian is gorgeous & theo is just a fucking sweetheart
7. FIRST SEASON PARALLELS!!!
8. TYLER’S DAD IN THIS EPISODE YES
9. BRETT!! “incredibly hot brett with the eight-pack abs” -mason
10. mason is such a cutie omg pls protec
11. lydia and parrish giving me those !! vibes again and idk how to feel
12. *malia trying to guess a password* “gun… lots of guns…”
13. badass *flashing my hellhound eyes at you* parrish i’m living for it
14. IM NOT OKAY pt. 2
15. BRETT BRETT BRETT!!!
16. brett as a brunette !!
17. BRETT MENTIONING LIAM’S IED HOW DARE HE & NOW HE MAKING HIM MAD WHY
18. CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS
19. “i had a guy on the inside, you’re standing on him.” -chris talking to scott & malia about backup
20. fuck steP THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BABY PARRISH HE DONT DESERVE THIS
21. MONROE DONT YOU FUCKING LAY A HAND ON MY SON BRETT
22. FUCKING MONROE
23. LOL YES MY BABY BRETT IS STRONG U GOT A BIG STORM COMING FOR U SWEETHEART :)))
24. put that fucking gun down and aim it at my heart instead nOT PARRISH
25. SO MANY FUCKING PARALLELS
26. lydia is being triggered so harshly
27. malia & scott pls relationship together
28. A NEW FUCKINF HUNTER WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO
29. fucking hell
30. who the fresh hell asked for Gerard to be back

Surprise

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Loki x f!Reader

Y/B/F - Your best friend


Loki has created a chatroom.

Loki has invited Y/N.

Loki: Greetings, my love. I have a surprise for you. I’m sure you’ll love it! Please wait in your room.

Y/N: Really?! Thank you! You shouldn’t have. What is it? Tell me please!

Loki: A surprise, love.

Y/N: Can’t I have a hint? Please, please, please!

Loki: Tony is going to have a fit when he sees it, that’s for sure. Ehehehehe!

Loki: I’m going to try and sneak it in. Give me 10 minutes.

Y/N: … You didn’t get me a bilgesnipe, right?

Loki: I considered it but we already have Thor, one is enough. It’s a midgardian animal however.

Y/N: DOG? CAT? BUNNY? PARROT? A STRAY CLINT?

Loki: No, my love.

Loki: At times I really do question your friendship with Barton…

Y/N: Speaking of which, he’s trying to enter the chat. What did you put the password as?

Loki: Don’t worry, he’ll never guess it.

Clint has joined the chat.

Loki: What sorcery….

Clint: Y/N WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY TEXTS

Clint: I SENT YOU MEMES THAT I NEED YOUR APPROVAL ON

Clint: I FARMED THESE MEMES MYSELF

Clint: Get it? Because I have a farm.

Clint: You… are dating Loki?

Y/N: No! Who said that?

Loki: Er, why would you think that Y/N and I are courting?

Clint:

Clint: “My love.” A private chat. Surprises! I’m deaf not blind!

Y/N: … We’re really close friends?

Clint: YOU ONLY TALK TO Y/B/F LIKE THAT!

Loki: I’m one of Y/N’s best friends?

Clint: YOU SHUT YOUR LYING MOUTH!

Clint: I’M ONE OF Y/N’S BEST FRIENDS, YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF THEM

Clint: Also what kind of stupid password is “LokiLaufeysonIsTheFutureAndRightfulKingOfAsgardWithHisQueenY/N”?

Y/N: Really babe, really?!

Clint: Seriously judging you, Loki.

Y/N: Of all the possible passwords!

Clint: At least add numbers to make it more challenging!

Loki: It’s a good password! Thor would never guess it!

Clint: Wait, wait, wait. We’re moving off topic. Y/N, how could you not tell me you’re dating this ice sculpture?

Y/N: I was going to! I was just waiting for the right time. Please don’t tell anyone yet! They’re not going to take it well.

Clint: You’re dating a psychopath, of course they won’t!

Loki: I’m not a psychopath, I’m a highly functioning sociopath.

Clint: Don’t taint Sherlock!

Clint: So, I’m the only one who knows about this?

Loki: Yes, thank Odin.

Clint: It would be a shame

Clint: If the others found out

Y/N: DON’T YOU DARE!

Clint: If only there were donuts to keep my mouth shut

Clint: But there aren’t any…

Clint: Maybe I’ll add the team and ask them if they have any.

Y/N: How many do you want?

Clint: A DOZEN EVERY WEEK FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!

Y/N: Deal.

Y/N: Loki, love. Get Clint some donuts, please?

Loki: … Fine.

Clint: And I want to go to Asgard.

Loki: I’ll see what I can do.

Clint: I want the fancy armor too!

Loki: Of course.

Clint: And your helmet.

Loki: Absolutely not!

Clint: Let’s ask the team how they’re doing, shall we?

Y/N: I hate you.

Clint: Love you too, Y/N.

Loki: The helmet is yours but nothing else! Do we have a deal?

Clint: Deal. Remember, hurt my lovely Y/N and you will regret it!

Thor has joined the chat.

Loki: NO!

Clint: I didn’t tell him.

Thor: Brother! You are courting Lady Y/N?!

Y/N: It’s a good password, you said. Thor would never guess it, you said.

Thor: How could you keep this from me! We are family!

Thor: Did you think I would not be happy for you?

Loki: Do you approve?!

Thor: Of course I do! Lady Y/N is a wonderful person, I could think of no one else better than her for you. Hearty congratulations brother!

Loki: I am surprised… Thank you… Brother.

Thor: But Lady Y/N, I must offer my most sincere and heartfelt apologies to you as my brother is far from wonderful.

Loki: Outrageous!

Y/N: Don’t worry, Thoreo! Loki has been a marvelous boyfriend.

Clint: So far… And when he messes up, I will be there to fight him.

Loki: Why do you have a cute nickname for Thor…?

Loki: And dammit, Barton! I love Y/N. I would NEVER hurt her.

Thor: We must celebrate! I shall ask Stark to take us to one of the finest dining places on Midgard.

Y/N: THOREO NO

Loki: YOU OAF, DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW!

Thor has added Tony.

Thor:

Thor: Better now than never!

Thor has left the chat.

Loki: FOOL!

Clint: I’m still getting my donuts despite Tony knowing, right?

Tony: what

Tony: is

Tony: THIS

Loki: … A chat?

Y/N: …. Surprise!

Tony: Did you cast a spell on Y/N? Is it blackmail? Y/N you can tell me!

Y/N: Tony. I know this must be hard to accept but… Loki and I are in love.

Tony: MY ARC REACTOR HURTS! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

Y/N: He’s no longer the man who tried to take over New York and who threw you off a building. Give him a chance, please!

Loki: My love, I know that you are trying to resolve the situation, but perhaps try not to mention my past misdeeds?

Clint: Are we at the part where Tony shoots him with his little blasty things?

Tony has added Natasha, Steve, Bruce.

Clint: We’re all going to kick his ass? I’ll get my bow.

Loki: I thought you were on our side, Barton!

Clint: I still didn’t get my donuts.

Tony: Steve, do something!!

Natasha: I can’t believe I’m saying this but, I think their relationship is good.

Y/N: But Nat, you just found out?

Natasha: I’m a spy, remember?

Tony: Don’t… encourage them!

Natasha: Ever since they started dating, Loki has been nicer, more kind. Less creepy and evil. Which is really good for us.

Steve: Natasha has a point. I don’t think Loki would jeopardize his relationship with Y/N by trying to take over the world and he seems to love her a lot, I don’t think he’d do anything to hurt or upset her.

Tony: HAVE YOU PEOPLE GONE MAD?!

Clint: … Tony. I think we’ve entered an alternate dimension.

Y/N: Stevie, you’re taking this really well…

Loki: Stevie…?

Steve: Natasha told me about you and Loki as soon as you two started dating.

Clint: BUT NOT ME??????????

Y/N: Awwww you guys, you knew this whole time and didn’t make a big deal about it unlike a certain bird and billionaire here. Thank you Nat and Stevie <3

Steve: Oh I’m trying my best not to punch Loki.

Nat: Not a day goes by when I don’t want to shoot him.

Loki: I can’t blame them.

Steve: But he makes you happy.

Nat: And you make him a better person, so we grudgingly approve.

Loki: Banner, you’re more quiet than usual…

Bruce: I’m just thinking.

Loki: About?

Tony: He’s trying to think of ALL THE WAYS TO HURT YOU IF YOU HURT Y/N!

Bruce: Tony is right.

Loki: I will gladly accept becoming one with the floor if I dare hurt Y/N, which I would never.

Bruce: Excellent.

Y/N: Soooooooo, now that everyone knows, can you all leave?

Clint: NEVER!

Tony: WE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU TWO PRIVACY AFTER THIS!

Y/N: …

Y/N: Love, did you uh, manage to bring in my surprise?

Loki: Oh yes, ehehehehehehehehe.

Steve: When he laughs/types like that, it means he’s up to something bad.

Loki: I’m feeding it first and then I’ll bring it up to your room.

Tony: What surprise?

Tony: Feeding it?!

Tony: Look, we have enough strays. We took in Loki and Bucky, we can’t take in more.

Nat: What is it?

Bruce: I’m kinda curious too. Spill.

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott: WHY DOES LOKI HAVE A LEMUR

Scott: A LEMUR

Scott: LEMUR

Scott: WHY

Scott: Also, gross. Y/N, why him?

Y/N: OMG

Y/N: DARLING, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE!

Y/N: NO SERIOUSLY, I’M QUITE CONFLICTED ABOUT THIS

Loki: I remembered how after watching that movie… Madagascar? You said you thought the lemur was cute. Do you not like it?

Clint: Can I pet it?!

Tony: NO WILD ANIMALS IN ME BASE

Tony: My*

Scott: THIS LEMUR DOES NOT LIKE ME

Scott: I swear it wants to start a fight

Scott:

Scott: DO YOU THINK I’M LYING

Scott: AIFPHWEH G GNLKREG

Scott has been disconnected.

Y/N: Is he okay?!

Loki: It attacked him.

Natasha: … I’m not breaking that fight up.

Clint: Who shall come out as the victor? Scott or King Julien II?

Bruce: Probably the lemur.

Tony: I guess we can keep the lemur? Just make sure to keep it out of the lab and my room.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve: I should help Scott…

Steve has left the chat.

Loki: What shall we name him, love?

Clint: I’VE ALREADY NAMED HIM

Y/N: Clint’s name is good.

Loki: Alright, we shall name him Clint.

Y/N: No, I meant King Julien II

Loki: Ehehehe Clint it is!

Clint: .. I’m kinda touched, not gonna lie. Clint Jr. So cute.

Loki: Oh.

Bruce: So now we have a lemur, a raccoon, a hawk, an ant, two spiders, a panther and a falcon.

Bruce: … Can we get a penguin next? 

Natasha: No.

Bruce: Please?

Natasha has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Clint: What a great day.

Clint has left the chat. 

Loki: Finally! I thought they’d never leave.

Y/N: If you’re done settling in Clint Jr. can you come to my room where I’ve been waiting for the past 20 minutes for you?

Loki: To thank me, I presume? ;)

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: ewwwww.

Sam has added Bucky.

Bucky: ewwwwwww.

Loki: STOP IT, YOU IMBECILES!

Sam: OF ALL THE HUNKS ON THIS TEAM,

Bucky: YOU CHOOSE HIM?

Sam: I’m insulted, Y/N.

Bucky: If you ever break up with him Y/N, you know where to find me.

Sam: And me.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Loki: Would you be upset if I set Clint Jr. upon them?

Y/N: Yes.

Loki: Consider it, please.

Loki: Clint Jr. has stopped his attack on the bug man. See you soon, love.

Y/N has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision:

Vision has left the chat.

♛ —————— FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home. ’
’ You must have been an athlete in your thinner days. ’
’ Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay? ’
’ You know, I’d be happy to perscribe something for that. ’
’ Between you and the humpty dance, I’ll have to get a metal plate on my butt. ’
’ Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight? ’
’ Well, someone has her/his rude hat on tonight. ’
’ I’m starvin’. When do we eat here? ’
’ I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ’
’ You’re the man. I’m just the man behind the man. ’
’ Man, have I told you how thin you’re lookin’ lately? ’
’ How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit. ’
’ I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing. ’
’ Aren’t you a little overdressed? ’
’ What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess? ’
’ Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer? ’
’ Excuse me, what’s a nine-letter word for “Terrific?” ’
’ I’m sick of being such a big loser. ’
’ When the press hears about this they’re going to have a field day. ’
’ You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo! ’
’ Oh wake up, knucklehead. ’
’ Well, you know I never had a good imagination. ’
’ I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. ’
’ Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ’
’ I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice. ’
’ That’s called prudent planning. ’
’ I’m still exhausted from last night. ’
’ All I asked you to do was a little yard work. ’
’ What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? ’
’ Could you drop me off at the beach? ’
’ My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. ’
’ I’m sorry! I thought you were all asleep! ’
’ Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time. ’
’ Trust is a very fragile thing… ’
’ I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie. ’
’ I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. ’
’ Why, I never knew it was such a problem. ’
’ Where should I make a donation? ’
’ You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? ’
’ Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean? ’
’ Whoa, hold on mister, you’re all over the map! ’
’ Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet. ’
’ Those things are stupid. What does mine say? ’
’ My horoscope says that I’m gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show. ’
’ I’m too ashamed to talk about it, it’s better if I show you… ’
’ You did a porno movie? ’
’ If you’re serious, I could make some calls. ’
’ There’s something I need to tell you. ’
’ I was keeping them in case I needed them… ’
’ How could you be so stupid? ’
’ You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs! ’
’ Somebody gave them to me at school. ’
’ My son/daughter could have died because of you! ’
’ I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion. ’
’ It’s round, it’s rubber and you’ll never use it! ’
’ You say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it! ’
’ You’re a slacker. You never make the sacrifice. ’
’ Do you remember our first date? ’
’ Well, I think you should run along and play. ’
’ You have no integrity, no decency, and you’re really, really short! ’
’ Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital! ’
’ Something terrible has happened, man! ’
’ I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful! ’
’ Look, you gotta promise you’re not gonna overreact… ’
’ Those pills that you took weren’t vitamins. ’
’ What could be worse than finding out I’m still a virgin? ’
’ Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict and a virgin! ’
’ I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things! ’
’ And for your information, dinner comes first! ’
’ Oh, it’s like that, right? You’re just gonna slam garbage at me! ’
’ I’m going to be watching you like a shadow! ’
’ I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds! ’
’ I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn’t you hear me? ’
’ Did you just put super glue in my hair gel? ’
’ I’m also getting tired of the short jokes. I’m average height. ’
’ If you were me, you’d be good looking. ’
’ You’re not in touch with anybody's feminine side. ’
’ You’re gonna embarrass me when I become the new co-host. ’
‘ It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure! ’
’ I’ve been studying self-defense. ’
’ I’m just trying to recall what it felt like to be fifteen. ’
’ It was so long ago, how could you remember? ’
’ I’m just so upset, I’m saying things I don’t even mean. ’
’ You know something? This is all your fault. ’
’ What is that, like the theme of this family? ’
’ Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker. ’
’ Y'all know ain’t no little bullet gonna stop me. ’
’ What does that have to do with anything? ’
’ Have you ever crushed any one? ’
’ Y'all come back now, y'hear? ’
’ What do you mean I didn’t get the job? ’
’ Well, you tell those little brats I don’t like them either! ’
’ What does it look like I’m doing? I’m gambling. ’
’ You stole my wallet? How much do we have? ’
’ Um… You a little freaky-deeky, ain’t you? ’
’ I think you’ve been smokin’ a little bit too much of that catnip. ’
’ I’m a little uncomfortable with nudity. ’
’ Oh, for God’s sake, would you leave already? ’
’ Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. ’
’ Well, it’s got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors. ’
’ You can’t see my apartment, because I don’t have one. ’
’ That just doesn’t sound right coming from me, does it? ’
’ This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. ’
’ You ain’t ever gonna change! ’
’ I’m getting the last word! ’
’ You’re not age appropriate for this party. ’
’ Haven’t you learned anything from all of this? ’
’ Doesn’t anyone care about how I feel? ’
’ I never say that. It’s make like a banana and split. ’
’ Come on people, I weigh the same I weighed back in high school. ’
’ I hope you like that system, because you’re gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life. ’
Being a Ravenclaw and Dating Draco Would Include

Requested :)

Originally posted by ilaydaztrk

  • The first time Draco sees you he’s turning the corner leading to the Ravenclaw Tower
  • he watches curiously as the door provides an obscure riddle to the lone ravenclaw.
  • his mouth falling open as they answer it barely seconds later and darts into the common room
  • the riddle plaguing his mind for days, failing pitifully to provide an answer. “What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be?” 
  • how in the name of Merlin’s scraggly beard does that have an answer?!
  • finally, he soughts them out in the library and springs the riddle on them
  • “Yesterday.” she replies instantaneously before a confused frown appears on her face
  • “How did you get that?!” Draco exclaiming with incredulity, much to Madam Pince’s dismay
  • the girl then proceeding to explain to him and a friendship being formed. 

Originally posted by thealipower

  • STEALING EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING THAT HE OWNS
  • but acting oblivious whenever he questions you about it.
  • Then one day he finds you in nothing but his Slytherin Quidditch jersey, sprawled on his bed engrossed in a book.
  • As his eyes find you, his breath catches in his throat and his heart threatens to escape from his ribcage
  •  but all he can do is just s t a r e
  • it takes him all of five minutes to regain his wits while he stammers uncontrollably.
  • All the while, you’ve still not noticed his presence.
  • “Is-is that my jersey?”
  • you freezing in place, hand poised in the action of turning the page.
  • “A-About that…”
  • Draco not being able to control himself:
  • His hands would travel up your thighs and waist, attacking every bit of exposed skin with his lips.

Originally posted by sensualkisses

  • Draco becoming frequently frustrated and whiny due to the lack of attention he receives, especially when you’re reading.
  • “Are you finished yet?”
  • “I might, if you stop interupting me.”
  • him then resorting to vanishing the book with his wand and kissing you until you stop shouting
  • him pulling you into his lap at any available moment and forcing you to pay attention to him
  • “Draco! I’ve got a charms in ten minutes! let me go!”
  • him blatantly refusing and giving you his signature Malfoy smirk.
  • “But I’m so much sexier than Flitwick.” he would say seductively.
  • To which you would retort, “But sweetheart, at least he has good hair.”
  • (said while running for your life.)

Originally posted by fadedmapdots

  • when sixth year rolls around, you fling yourself into his arms upon locating him on Platform 9 ¾
  • Only to receive little more than a pained smile
  • You expect his mood to diminish after he sees Hogwarts again, but are deeply mistaken
  • every attempt to talk to him is eradicated by ignorance of your existence
  • though he sneaks longing looks in your direction when you’re not looking because he still loves you goddamnit, but you can’t find out what’s going on.
  • One day after being ignored once more by him, you’re waiting in the Slytherin Common Room after guessing the password for him to return but you fall asleep on the sofa.
  • you awake to a soft kiss placed on your forehead and the feeling of a blanket being placed around you. 
  • and his scent, god, his scent his all around you. Overwhelming all your senses.
  • “Draco?” 
  • His body goes rigid and he attempts to back away
  • with sluggish limbs, you stand up to face him.
  • “What’s going on Draco? Why are you ignoring me?” 
  • he sinks his teeth into his trembling lip as he tries to push the lie out of his mouth
  • “I- I don’t love you anymore, alright?” his quivering hands taking refuge in his rugged hair
  • “I don’t believe you. Regardless, you’re not seeing anyone else, you spend half your time in the Room of Requirement. Whatever you’re doing in there is obviously not succeeding.” 
  • “I should have known. Nothing gets passed you.” he chuckles restrainedly
  • “let me help you, please. You need me Draco.”
  • you pulling him into your arms as he breaks down
  • him clinging tightly on to you, terrified of letting go.

Originally posted by arianavevo

In the group chat with all the fairy tail members
  • Cana: ...
  • Lucy: what did you do now
  • Cana: nOTHING
  • Cana: Just waiting
  • Natsu: GRAY
  • Gray: NATSU
  • Cana: BINGO
  • Lucy: HUH?
  • Gray: WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME ON FACEBOOK TO POPSICLE STRIPER I CANT CHANGE THAT FOR A MONTH
  • Juvia: I LOVE YOU MY POPSICLE PRINCE
  • Natsu: I DIDNT YOU POPSICLE STRIPPER WHY DID YOU MAKE MINE FLAMEBRAIN LIZARD
  • Gray: WTF I DIDNT
  • Laxus: Thunder Booger? Really?
  • Mirajane: Now now, calm down you two
  • Gray: STFU
  • Mira: ...
  • Cana: GRAY YOU MADE HER CRY
  • Gray: i diDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU MIRA
  • Erza: What is with the spam?
  • Levy: Yeah I'm trying to read
  • Elfman: MINE IS MANLY, YOU'RE ALL BABIES MAN UP! IM MANLY BABY810 DEAL WITH IT
  • Gajeel: WHO MADE MY NAME FLAT IRON WHAT THE HELL
  • Cana: ...
  • Everyone: CANA HOW DID YOU EVEN GET OUR PASSWORDS
  • Cana, shrugging: I guessed?
let your hair down [ Sirius Black x Ravenclaw!Reader]

request for a Sirius x Ravenclaw!Reader fic that involves Quidditch, parties, bickering, and a little somethin’-somethin’ at the end.

warnings: smut, cursing. likely nsfw.

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Blanket fort
  • Percival: walks into Newt's office to see a blanket fort* Newt what is this?
  • Newt: a secret club. Oh Queenie and Jacob are here too.
  • Queenie and Jacob: unison* Hi!
  • Newt: want in guess the password.
  • Percival: .....is it blanket?
  • The three: whispering to each other*
  • Newt: okay, you can come in
  • Percival: ....nice
BTS Reaction - You change the password on your phone

~anon: Can you do a reaction to you dating them and they know your phone password and everything but one day you change it for some reason and they don’t know why…~

Jin:

You woke up next to Jin and of course took unflattering pictures of his sleeping face to use as blackmail later. You already sent one to Rap Monster when Jin left but Jin was in the room with Rap Monster when you sent it. Next time you were together he tried to get into your phone and delete any other pictures of him that he didn’t like but he couldn’t.

“Aish, that girl. I’ll just have to get ugly pictures of her later.”

Originally posted by seokjins-wings

Suga:

Suga wouldn’t really care that you changed your phone password since he knew it was private. You were spending the night together and when you left to go to the kitchen your phone suddenly blew up with notifications. Suga was annoyed by the constant pinging so he tried to silence the notifications but when he saw J-Hope’s name he was confused. He tried to open your phone to see why he was texting you so late but he couldn’t get in. When you came back he told you about the string of messages that came in when you left.

“You were texting J-Hope about your dogs?! Did you mention Holly?”

Originally posted by apgujeon

J-Hope:

Your friend told you to be careful of your boyfriend knowing your password in case he saw something he shouldn’t. You were anxious about him seeing your baby pictures and goofy selfies you saved on your phone. J-Hope would ask if your password changed since he couldn’t get in and when you explained why he started laughing.

“Aw omg you have selfies of you I’ve never seen before? I want to see them! You always look so cute!”

Originally posted by jaayhope

Rap Monster:

Last night Rap Monster and you sent some pretty…..inappropriate texts to each other. He had immediately deleted them when he woke up in case one of the boys looked through his phone. He was nervous that you hadn’t deleted them but he didn’t want to bring it up around the other members so when you left the room he quickly tried to get to your texts from last night. He couldn’t get in and became relieved, if he couldn’t get into your phone than the other members couldn’t either. 

“Y/n you are so smart for changing your password. I swear you are the best girlfriend. But I still wouldn’t leave your phone alone with them, just to be safe.”

Originally posted by rapnamu

Jimin:

You were hanging out at the dorm on your phone with Jimin waiting until the boys came up with something to do. Jimin was bored looking through his phone and became a little annoyed that you were spending more time on your phone and ignoring him. Jin called you into the kitchen so you left your phone on the couch. Jimin grabbed your phone to see what was so interesting but he couldn’t unlock it. You came back to see him trying to guess your password and you yelled, scaring him enough that he almost dropped your phone.

“Oh, uh y/n..you’re back. I wasn’t snooping around I swear! But just out of curiosity, what is your password?”

Originally posted by urnotnamjoon

V:

His phone was dead and he really wanted to take a picture of a dog in a panda costume. He would think that he forgot your password so he would ask you to put it in. 

“I was going to take a picture but I can’t get in. Help me?”

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Jungkook:

He would try to get into your phone because his was charging and after multiple tries to get in he ended up locking your phone for the whole day. For a second he would think it was because you didn’t like him using your phone but when you explained it was because someone used your phone without permission and you wanted to be safer he would sigh in relief.

“Can you get me in? I need to check some emails.”

Originally posted by kurochan3

Booklr! Let's put together a list of book tropes we really bloody hate and would love to never read again ever.

I’ll start:

- The main character randomly seeing themselves in a mirror and deciding to describe their entire appearence in detail. Usually includes something about how ugly or bland they think their perfect, model-like face/body is.

- Love triangles. Do I even need to say anything else?

- The borderline abusive, supposedly mysterious but actually just really boring love interest. Bonus points if this one pairs up with the love triangle one.

- When the author has zero knowledge about something (usually computers or other technical stuff) but decides to claim a side character is literally the best person in this field ever and prove it by making them do super average stuff they personally think is impressing because they just have no idea. Like, restarting a computer or guessing someone’s password does not make your character a mastermind hacker. Please just stop.

I thought up a story where the protagonist has forgotten all his usernames and passwords due to memory loss, so as he works with a kind classmate to guess his passwords and the answers to his security questions, he learns more about what he used to hold dear, as well as the person he secretly had in his thoughts.
—  Fafoo
awful squad things that i love

- Griffin shouting “THREE TWO ONE JUMP”
- Nick slaughtering his own team while running from the Circle God
- the Circle God in general
- Lakitu Russ
- XxDarkkSonik420xX
- the tension in those zombie matches
- the Junji Ito worm on the beach
- “Nick, do you have a Red Bull?” “I have one Red Bull.” “It’s time.”
- Mom
- Justin singing and playing the guitar as a ghost while the rest of the squad delayed the inevitable
- the ass shot
- that one guy who guessed the password and got in early
- Bisexual Punch Party
- “None of my sons are my favorite… But…”
- “Russ is fiiiiine!” Camera pans into Russ’s very definitely dead body
- Simone hiding in a car as zombies swarm around her
- watching Russ run from zombies for 5 minutes

feel free to add more

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When you respond to bedtime sassily and sir updates your rules immediately 😣

demisexualkarkat-deactivated201  asked:

A great big fuck you to the guy who tricked an 80-year-old woman into letting you remotely control her computer by pretending to be "tech support," and then using her account to get into my chat box and scream at me in all caps and demand to see my supervisor because I wouldn't provide her email password over chat. Guess what buddy? You're the reason we can't provide that information over chat. By the way, fuck you again. Because I can't say it enough.