Bubbled AU: In which the Crystal Gems rescue Steven and Eyeball from the vastness of outer space just before Eyeball could stab Steven. Garnet see this, unfuses, and Ruby proceeds to beat the ever-living daylights out of Eyeball while everyone else watches.
A brief explanation of uses of “y’all” [not comprehensive]
“Hey, y’all!” – General greeting as you walk into a room with more than one person. Polite hello.
“Could y’all help me out?” – Polite request for help to a roomful of people. First 1-3 people who respond will help you carry groceries, run you down to the store, or assist in moving a couch. If more people then necessary offer to assist with the task, the y’all speaker will choose with phrases such as, “Oh, Betty, honey, no, you just got home. You put your feet up.” Or, “Thanks, Jack, but I think I’ve got enough people.”
“I really need all y’all to listen.” – Everyone in the room needs to shut the fuck up and do as they are told. This is one step removed from fire being rained down upon you in anger. If you are in school when this happens, you’re about to make the teacher go into a five minute rant about manners and hard work.
“All y’all need to sit down.” – Congratulations. You just got you, your three cousins, and the dog grounded. Nice job.
“Who the hell told y’all you could do that?” – And now the cat is grounded too and your favorite aunt is about to be in a world of hurt.
“Y’all need to shush up and pay attention.” – Quit goofing off in church. The lord is watching.
“Oh, y’all are the sweetest.” – Everyone in the room is a really nice person.
“Oh, y’all are the sweetest!” – The y’all speaker hates everyone in the room [most likely because she specifically requested no bridal/baby/other shower and got forced into it anyway] and just wants to escape.
(A/N): I have never been shot with an actual bullet. And I dont think a BB gun pellet counts as gunshot experience. So the gunshot accuracy in this is non existent. nonetheless, this was cool to write!
It was a simple vamp hunt- well it was supposed to be a simple vamp hunt. It was a small group, maybe 6 or 7 of them. You could, truly, do this in your sleep. That’s why you’d decided to go at it alone. It was no problem really; the brother’s already had a lot on their hands, they didn’t need to worry about a small gang of vampires. You would be doing them a favor, you’d reason to yourself. Lift some unnecessary weight off their broad shoulders. 6 or 7 vamps weren’t going to be a problem…
Or so you thought.
6 vamps? That’s nothing. What you had caught you off guard though, weren’t 6 fangy, crusty musty vampires. No. What had caught you off guard were 6 fangy, crusty musty vampires with guns.
Why vampires- with their speed, their strength, and their teeth- needed guns was beyond you. One thing was clear though, they knew how to use those guns. It was a shit storm in there. It didn’t help that you weren’t as prepared as you’d like, all you had was a machete and a gun. What was a gun going to do to vampires? Nonetheless, you fought with all you had, adrenaline kicking in just in time, and you got the job done.
You groaned, wiping blood and sweat from your forehead. From what you could see, you only had a few bruises. No bites, no blood that could turn you. You were good.
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best discourse on this site in order:
1. saying pee your pants is suicide baiting
2. “this sounds suspiciously aphobic and possibly terfy”