passive agressive parents

Honestly I would be waay more productive if people wouldn’t yell at me that I SHOULD be doing stuff but rather yelling at me that I SHOULDN’T be doing stuff lmao.

Like “Dont you dare clean your room” or something like that because then MAYBE I’ll do it out of spite 

im in a passive agressive battle with my parents where everytime they do something problematic i tilt the paintings in the hallway a little to the left