passive aggressive!

My little brother is so much like me. You can absolutely tell we’re related. Why do I suddenly think of this?????

The past several days I’ve been in the same room as he plays Overwatch, or Skyrim or whatever game he has at the time. Just like me, he likes to scream at people, even though no one can hear him. (just like me)

I literally just heard him scream, “MISTER,,,,, MISTER GET BACK HERE!!!” He calls everyone mister, while I on the other hand tend to go with sir.

Most-used inner dialogue:

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dAMMIT TO HELL
  • Fuck off I’ll do it myself
  • *severe analyzing of Broadway musicals*
  • motherfucker,
  • listen here you racist piece of shit
  • listen here you homophobic piece of shit
  • listen here you sexist piece of shit
  • I’M HERE BITCHES AND GUESS THE FUCK WHAT I’M QUEER
  • well fucko you just crashed the whole fucking train
  • you are a fucking blemish on my shoe, p e a s a n t
  • *song lyrics of severely questionable morality*

Most-used external dialogue:

  • “sorry”
  • “it’s fine”
  • *mumble*
  • “oh it’s nothing, forget it”
  • “excuse me”
  • (person doesn’t hit me) “thanks”
  • “sorry”

Chloe is so vain, she would adore fanart being drawn of her.

I think we all know that Nath feel of not wanting people hovering.

instagram

a really passive aggressive GPS

yo dont send biphobic shit to my gf thinking she gonna kiki w you lmao??? on what actual planet does ya dusty self think she gonna date my hella Bi ass and gonna be about u being a dry sponge lmao that shit gets screenshotted and directly sent to me and i gotta be the one to calm her wrath down cause she ain’t here for that biphobia she just ain’t about it like lol??? go outside?? do yoga?? take a laxative?? the person u are trying to reach is unavailable - please hang up and try again???