pass it on bruh


Imagined text/chat convo. 
I try to avoid s7 supposed spoilers but sometimes they pop up. This is based on a supposed plot leak that I have my doubts about. If you don’t want a possible hint don’t read below the cut.

Inspiration thanks to a convo w/ @thenedfur  

Jon: hey sis/cuz/bae, u up?

Sansa: hey u, yea?

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anonymous asked:

raphael and magnus brotp headcanons GO

i have waited 3362 asks for this i am so ready right now here we go

  • their favorite show to watch together is project runway
  • magnus once convinced raphael to go out to buy chocolate wearing only pajamas at like 4 am
  • they play the piano together :)

  • whenever raphael knocks the door to magnus’ apartment and magnus asks who it is, he replies with a different name of his ex’s so magnus has a mini heart attack opening the door magnus absolutely hates that he falls for it every time
  • they have this ongoing joke where whenever they’re on the phone the other person screams PASS ME THE DRUGS BRUH behind them

  • whenever raphael feels really down about something he sends magnus a text only saying “i need a hug” and magnus stops whatever hes doing to pick him up from wherever he is

  • on a halloween party back in 2014 magnus goes as raphael and raphael goes as magnus BUT ITS NOT PLANNED AND THEYRE BOTH SHOOK WHEN THEY SEE EACH OTHER
  •  raphael calls magnus “mags” and magnus calls raphael “rafi”

  • even though they both know that they’re just joking when they say they hate each other raphael always says “you know im joking and that I would die for you right?” after it and magnus goes “I know dear I love you too”

The last week of school sure sucks.

Texts the signs have sent me

Aries: And when my mind starts wonder, I usually think of you. I tried to reach out a while back but it must not have sent. I’m not sure what happened between us but things seem different then before.

Taurus: Don’t be salty! He’s getting the dough so he can be your sugar daddy

Gemini: oh ok. Thanks! Sorry I thought this was someone else

Cancer: dog appreciation pic *inserts picture of dog*

Leo: Yesterday I kept noticing my hand was black and I couldn’t figure out why but then when I changed I realized a pen exploded in my pocket and my whole thigh was black and I couldn’t get it off.

Virgo: I wanna watch scooby doo now!! But all of it you have to rent on demand !

Libra:I couldn’t believe you were there with me I was like I can’t fuck this up. I would’ve been sick with myself if I had. I didn’t think I would just know or be so certain but I was right away

Scorpio: Damn that is pretty but also mournful

Sagittarius: did you tell him to die for me?

Capricorn: Quit singing and go shave you legs!


Pisces: BRUH I JUST LIKE PASSED OUT FOR REAL And now I’m walking in this creepy town


I’ve got a copy of The Shield up for 600g on the AH, which is what I bought it for.

I wanted it to work but nothing I find sticks with me for long, so I’d rather pass it along.

Anyway, boosts would be much appreciated.

Edit: Bruh, it’s gone already, hot dang.

My First Time Getting High

Homie: You wanna smoke something bruh?

Me: nah its a waste of time bruh, nothing ever happens to me

Homie: i gottchu, we gonna hotbox

Originally posted by mikamilk

(so we got them blunts in rotation…) 

Me: *Thinking* we on the 2nd blunt, i don’t feel shit. i can’t breathe in this hot ass car. i don’t understand why niggas do this to they lives.

Originally posted by smokey-queen

Homie: You Good Bruh?

Me: Yeah I’m pretty good, can’t breathe in this hot ass car though (I’m the pink mofo)

Originally posted by buzz-kill

Homie: You’ll be alright (pulls out a 4th Blunt)

Me: Oh Fuck no…i can’t hang bruh, I’m sorry i can’t breathe in this hot ass car.

Originally posted by ucgif

Me: (so I’m sitting chilling now) i don’t feel anything. i told you this shit don’t work

Homie: haha…idk then man. you just might have to smoke more. but aye I’m about to grab us want some snacks (walking out the room) 

Me: Oh Shit (it hit me all at once)

Originally posted by bokumetsu

Me: i done fucked up…my soul… i can feel everything. i can hear everything. I’m thinking I’m gone die

Originally posted by lunatic-trapped-in-time

i know I’m fucked up beyond my beliefs.I am trying to grasp the concept of chill. so i look at his dog and it looks back at me…(im trying to read its mind and everything)

Dog: You done let my master fuck over you…

Originally posted by naganohara

Me: I’m skipping through life within seconds. this nigga dog talking to me. I’m dying. 

Originally posted by mrcmfbyo

This nigga come back in the room with a glass of Kool-Aid and some chips looking like a master from a karate movie

Originally posted by bubblegumcrash

i completely lost my shit laughing and couldn’t stop. thought i was gonna die laughing. i had to beg this nigga to make another face cuz his straight face too funny.

Originally posted by hikewhileyoucan

Homie: You tripping bruh. lol you not that high though. ( he sat the the Kool-Aid in front of me)

Me: I can see how cold it is through the glass. at that moment it was literally the coldest thing on earth, and this nigga Kool-Aid could give you diabetes just looking at it. 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs


Originally posted by rngcilantro

Me: i could literally taste every particle of the juice (after i figured out how to attack the cold ass glass)

Homie: catch the chips bruh. we gotta see if your motor skills still good. (tosses the doritos) 


Originally posted by virtualsandwichconnoisseur

I’m dead for a solid minute and shit, and he turn some music on, loud ass hell and i come back to life and start dancing.(i can’t even dance but I’m on point with the beat Lmao)

Originally posted by crybaby-cliffo

Me: I aint know life could feel this good bruh. never again shall i let you fuck over my soul though. (passes out eating and happy)

Homie: You a lightweight though bruh. i can get you higher. All in due time.

Originally posted by princessfleek

-I do not condone drug usage, but if you gonna try it have fun :) 

Jason and Annabeth are taking matters into their own hands while Will has no idea and Nico just wants the ground to open up and swallow him whole.

(psst…Clueless and awkward fictional teenagers have a special place in my heart)  ★~(◡‿◡✿)