“Your heart is promised to a man
So I have no hope to win it,
But consider my proposal, Sir,
If you can find a minute […]

Oh, Stephen Fry, I see no reason why
You wouldn’t want, someday, maybe,
To let me have your baby.
You would be amazed what science does these days,
So think it over and send along your seed.”

                                                                                               -Molly Lewis.