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anonymous asked:

Dude but you know how you get the after endings when you get the good endings? Imagine if you got an after ending for the bad ends too. Like I'm imagining like the one where unknown takes you to be his assistant in the beginning if you don't cooperate with him, the 50 shades of Han, and... omg, i dont think I'd want to see the one where you jump out of the window in one of jumins bad ends T_T though i know they do kind of do that by having a 'one year later' thing but that's the normal end?

lmao why must you hurt me so anon :(

Jumin: (50 shades end)

  • live in enforced luxury all day, you’re never hungry but always bored
  • R18 scenes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • actually just a series of mini games where u feed the cat and brush her and send regular pictures of her on your phone to him at work lmao
  • devolves into a nekoatsume knockoff where u have 2 feed the cats 3 kinds of cat food or they don’t attend your backyard party
  • side quests where u have exactly 90 seconds between taking off your GPS shoes and the appearance of security
  • there’s no punishment, you just get restarted in the living room every time and have to figure out how to leave the penthouse within those 90 seconds
  • the moment you figure it out and can finally leave, he gets back from work just as you’re leaving through the door and asks you where you are going
  • too bad you’re an absolute masochist and will walk back inside with him just to do it all over again the next day
  • it never ends, but you’re less bored because of it

Yoosung: (yandere end)

  • you are forced to dye your hair blond and grow it out
  • your name is rika now
  • the whole game is you trying to find ways to get away with murdering him
  • you kill him but he keeps coming back
  • he kills you but you keep coming back
  • turns out you were his main LOLOL character all along!
  • life is an illusion time is a construct

Zen:

  • gets in your business with everyone you meet
  • pesters you about every love interest and how he’s definitely better
  • oh wait THAT’S CANON
  • GET REKT MC

Jaehee:

  • collapses after working too hard
  • you’re actually the nurse in the ward
  • she starts recovering after you visit her every day and listen to her trash jumin every waking moment
  • no pets allowed in hospital she is bLESSED
  • oopse it became a good end my bad

Seven:

  • you’re caught by Saeran and used to blackmail Seven into complying with the orders he gives him
  • you realize Rika is in charge but you lived in her apartment long enough to know her weaknesses
  • maybe she takes sleeping pills that knock her out and nobody else knows but you’ve seen the bottles in the bathroom cabinet
  • you KNOW
  • because you look innocent and let yourself be used nobody expects it when you mURDER THAT HO IN HER SLEEP
  • U ARE THE NEW QUEEN BEE
  • BOTH CHOI BOYS ARE YOUR SLAVES NOW AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING YOUR BIDDING
  • V DECIDES TO GET EYE SURGERY JUST SO HE CAN LAUNCH A TURF WAR AGAINST U TO AVENGE HER
  • RFA MAFIA AU BEOCMES CANON AWW YE

Unknown:

  • you both go into a mental hospital and get help because let’s be honest something is off and you shouldn’t do it alone
  • I mean did you eat?
  • do you ever eat?
  • the whole route is you playing mini games with him that alleviate anxiety and try to keep up with your medication on time
  • no stress or drama
  • you’ve already had your bad end, saeran, let’s work our way up to a good end
  • gentle soft words and lots of hugs
  • you can cry and throw things if it makes you feel better but you don’t have to
  • it’s ok now ♥

Vanderwood:

  • the house is a mess
  • leopard print is consistently slammed in fashion magazines
  • this house is in an unaCCEPTABLE CONDITION!
  • UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE
  • BAD END