partyin' partyin

your first tutorial on how to improve your life: 1) select the voice and fake laugh that brings you the greatest joy, 2) ask your dogs if they’re havin’ a party, 3) never stop asking them that

The Signs And Summer
  • Aries: partyin', partyin', yeah! jk i just made out with my computer tho lol
  • Taurus: i'm getting exercise... i parkour my way to the fridge and work the muscles carrying food..
  • Gemini: Snapchat story- OMG phone has not stopped blowing up lol chilling; Phone- *crickets*
  • Cancer: finally i have the time to do the important things *curls up in the corner and writes gay smut*
  • Leo: actually does stuff sometimes but likes to stay in and relax too
  • Virgo: HELL YEAH SCHOOL IS OUT!!! *2 weeks later* I'm fucking bored.
  • Libra: goes out with friends a lot and it's still not enough; completely forgot about their summer homework
  • Scorpio: What do you mean I need a life? {insert otp here} is my life! don't talk to me or my son again
  • Sagittarius: I wanna go on an adventure!!!!! .... .... i have $2 and a box top.
  • Capricorn: Gets their summer homework done in like the first couple weeks just to get it the hell over with and has fun during the rest of summer
  • Aquarius: has moved like once since the start of summer and has somehow proved the existence of aliens, cured cancer, written a novel, but didn't know how to do the math homework
  • Pisces: sleeps and eats a lot, will find them under the covers and in their laptop
songs in rent described by me
  • Seasons of Love: happy song where collins and joanne get rockin solos
  • Rent: ANGRY REBELLION FIRE
  • You'll See: you motherfuckers have to do stuff for me or ur life will go to shit
  • One Song Glory: angsty flashback ballad
  • Light My Candle: im thirsty as hell
  • Today 4 U: angel is fucking queen
  • Tango Maureen: maureen's a bitch but we love her ugh
  • Life Support: *wipes away tear*
  • Out Tonight: partyin partyin yeah
  • Another Day: NO DAY BUT TODAY
  • Will I?: *angry sobbing in the distance*
  • Santa Fe: new mexico yayayayayaya
  • I'll Cover You: saddest fucking song in the entire musical
  • Over The Moon: MORE ANGRY REBELLION BUT WITH A COW
  • La Vie Boheme: first of all fuck u and ur rules
  • I Should Tell You: pretty much roger and mimi finally getting it damn
  • La Vie Boheme B: didn;'t we literally just watch this
  • Seasons of Love B: *gets ready to sing along to the first one but it's totally different so like what*
  • Take Me Or Leave Me: maureen - "omg joanne u dont know my life"
  • Without You: literally crying during this
  • I'll Cover You (Reprise): forget what i said before this this is when u start fuckin soBBING
  • Halloween: existentialism basically
  • Goodbye Love: everybody's fucking leaving
  • What You Own - my fukin JAM
  • Finale A: MIMI NO
  • Your Eyes: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO FINALLY SAY IT GODDAMN
  • Finale B: NO DAY BUT TODAY

anonymous asked:

your dogs are some kind of angels pls let them know that i love them

they’re havin a party