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all these people saying Spark is a memelord prompted me to make up my own personality for him

He is a functioning stoner. 

He wears a lot of yellow to balance his solar plexus chakra. 

He will get distracted by pretty rocks while out and about. He takes his favorites home and puts them on his mantel.

He’s the type of guy who will jokingly say “my dad works at Nintendo” when he’s losing at Mario Party

He has some powerhouse pokemon that will decimate your team when you least expect it. He also has much less powerful pokemon that he cares for like pets. He gives all of his pokemon extra pets before bedtime.

He sings terribly in the shower.

He cannot handle scary movies. He will hide behind the couch.

He is 100% early Pisces. Cute, quirky, smart, but kinda lacking in common sense.

He names his houseplants.

On more than one occasion, he has put earbuds in, started playing music on his phone without plugging the earbuds in, and is confused as to why his music sounds weird and distant. (i have done this.)

Speaking of music, he listens to a lot of electro-pop and chiptune. (Blanche listens to rhythm and blues. Candela listens to post-alt rock and classic rock.)

He has a day job as an electrical engineer. (Blanche is totally a CEO of a new, though rapidly growing business. Candela is a professional, world-famous roller derby girl.)

He gets caught up holding doors open for people.

He is the best cook of the three.

more gallagher girls headcanons (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

cammie morgan

  • eventually gets a pet cat named suzie
  • has seen parks and rec one too many times
  • probably really good at field hockey
  • learned all the constellations on her father’s lap in nebraska on summer nights
  • knows all the words to every popular NSYNC song

bex baxter

  • her english accent is not posh at all like have you heard someone from london speak lmao
  • punched a boy who tried to grind on her at a frat party
  • her favorite disney princess is mulan
  • really involved in the black lives matter movement, advocates for diversity in the intelligence world
  • thinks sean connery was the best james bond

liz sutton

  • makes the best goddamn grits you’ve ever tasted
  • is the dorkiest dancer that ever was
  • blushes beet red when bex compliments her what a dumb
  • cries watching children’s movies
  • fiercely, fiercely protective of her friends, probably the most out of the four

macey mchenry

  • went as batman for halloween when she was five
  • pursues the more overt side of the intelligence agency i.e., through politics, government relations
  • spent a summer working at the MAC counter in Macy’s without her parents knowledge
  • likes her parents’ house in DC the best (because it’s near preston whoops)
  • would have 90s romcom movie nights with cam when they lived together

zachary goode

  • played peter pan in the school musical when he was 10, and joe still has the incriminating pictures
  • wore a lot of skinny jeans when he was 14, which catherine 10/10 teased him about
  • he and cammie get married in nebraska i’m crying
  • loved the power rangers so much he wore the red ranger suit for a week straight
  • met grant and jonas because they were all in detention

rachel morgan

  • went to yale. i don’t know why i’m so passionate about this but i am
  • definitely has a green thumb - her beautiful flowers make up for her god awful cooking
  • she and joe have definitely worn matching flannel at some point
  • she’s always gonna love matthew, okay? but you can have more than one soulmate, and she and joe love each other and they love matthew and they’re so happy for once i’m dead
  • likes the spice girls. is that even a headcanon or fact at this point?

joe solomon

  • has drawings from when zach was little all over his cabin refrigerator
  • has a vinyl record player. he doesn’t understand how it’s hipster. he probably listens to hall and oates and bob dylan. 
  • this boy is so self-loathing and so full of guilt? i cry for him at night.
  • he met rachel first. he met rachel before he met matthew, actually. and he was never jealous he was their friend he would never be jealous ugh
  • joined the circle because he was an orphan and he just wanted to be somebody and do something important

abby cameron

  • is a huge runner. has probably ran the new york marathon. idk why i associate abby with jogging but i just do
  • definitely took a gap year before uni/cia shit and just travelled around the world and met so many people and was your average twenty something for once
  • because i think, most of all, of any of them, abby is the one who sometimes wishes she was normal
  • drove townsend crazy with her cravings while she was pregnant
  • owns over 30 pairs of shoes

edward townsend

  • was a scholarship kid. came from a broke af family with eight kids in east london and worked hard to get into eton and cambridge and for everything else in his life
  • loves a good cable knit sweater
  • talks to his siblings frequently, tries to keep up with his ever growing number of nieces and nephews
  • is super vigilant about his health but still got malaria in mozambique anyway
  • once met the queen but was too nervous to say anything what a nerd

catherine goode

  • such a fucking yoga hoe oh my god, always talking about her chi and shavasana and how good her practice was 
  • is a piano prodigy, is obsessed with debussy, practices constantly
  • would have studied astrophysics, like black holes and dark matter, if she wasn’t busy being a terrorist
  • really likes the ocean, probably from growing up on a goddamn island
  • lowkey loved eating zach’s leftover dinosaur chicken nuggets
MBTI types as Girl Power Songs

ESTP: Trouble - Neon Jungle

I don’t look for trouble,
But trouble looks for me.
And it’s been waiting around corners,
Since I was seventeen.
They say “Here comes a hurricane,
Trouble is her middle name!”

ESFP: Worth it - Fifth Harmony

Show me what you got
‘Cause I don’t wanna waste my time
See me in the spotlight
“Ooh I love your style”
Show me what you got now
Come and make it worth my while

ESFJ: Young and Beautiful - Lana del Rey

Dear lord, when I get to heaven
Please let me bring my man
Oh that grace, oh that body
Oh that face makes me wanna party
He’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds
Will you still love me
When I’m no longer young and beautiful?

ESTJ: Roar - Katy Perry

You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up 
Get ready 'cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire

ISTP: I love me - Hailee Steinfeld

Feeling good on my own without you
Got me speaking in tongues
The beautiful, it comes without you, yeah
I’m gonna put my body first
And love me so hard 'til it hurts
I love me, gonna love myself. No, I don’t need anybody else

ISFP: I love it - Icona Pop

You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milky Way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You’re so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s bitch
I don’t care, I love it!

ISFJ: Only girl - Rihanna

I want you to love me, like I’m a hot pie
Keep thinkin’ of me, doin’ what you like
So boy forget about the world cause it’s gon’ be me and you tonight
I wanna make you beg for it, then Imma make you swallow your pride
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only girl in the world
Like I’m the only one that you’ll ever love
Like I’m the only one who knows your heart 

ISTJ: Try - Pink

Funny how the heart can be deceiving
More than just a couple times
Why do we fall in love so easy?
Even when it’s not right
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try, and try, and try

ENTP: Salute - Little Mix

Ladies all across the world
Listen up, we’re looking for recruits
If you’re with me, let me see your hands
Stand up and salute
Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots
Representing all the women, salute, salute!

ENTJ: New Americana - Halsey

Viral mess, turned dreams into an empire.
Self-made success now she rolls with Rockefellers.
Survival of the richest, the city’s ours until the fall.
They’re Monaco and Hamptons bound, but we don’t feel like outsiders at all.
We are the new Americana

ENFP: Wannabe - Spice Girls

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends 
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.
I won’t be hasty, I’ll give you a try
If you really bug me then I’ll say goodbye.  

ENFJ: Oath - Cher Lloyd

Wherever you go, just always remember
That you got a home for now and forever
And if you get low, just call me whenever
This is my oath to you
I know I drive you crazy, hmm, sometimes
I know I call you lazy, and that’s most times
But you complete me, and that’s no lie

INTP: Heart Attack - Demi Lovato

You make me glow, but I cover up, won’t let it show,
So I’m puttin’ my defenses up
'Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that
I think I’d have a heart attack

INTJ: The Wire - Haim

You know I’m bad at communication, it’s the hardest thing for me to do
And it’s said, it’s the most important part that relationships will go through
And I’d give it all away just so I could say that
I know I know I know I know that you’re gonna be OK anyway
Always keep your heart locked tight, don’t let your mind retire
But I just couldn’t take it, I tried hard not to fake it

INFP: Untouched -The Veronicas

Don’t even talk about the consequence
Cause right now you’re the only thing that’s making any sense to me
And I don’t give a damn what they say, what they think think
Cause you’re the only one who’s on my mind
I’ll never ever let you leave me
I’ll try to stop time for ever, never wanna hear you say goodbye 

INFJ: Team - Lorde

Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams
And you know, we’re on each other’s team
I’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air, so there
So all the cups got broke shards beneath our feet but it wasn’t my fault
And everyone’s competing for a love they won’t receive
'Cause what this palace wants is release

Where’re all the fics and headcanons and fanworks of Michael exploring his whole “wanting to be beautiful” thing

he starts with wigs, when maybe goes more subtle, gets his nails done, Meg does his makeup one day when they’re all together playing mario party

He tries on some more of Lindsay’s clothes and spins around in a skirt–it’s swishy and comfy and free even if he trips over it into the wall like three times.

He goes to the dollar store and picks up some nail polish and basic cosmetcs and tries to do himself up on his own.  He and lindsay post pictures laughing at what a mess he makes of his fingers and how uneven and catasrophic his eyeliner is

Meg teaches him to style a wig and walk in a pair of heels.  He trips over his long skirt again and decides on a knee-length one–then goes for something sexier, shorter, and he laughs when you can see his boxers from under the hem every so often.

He complains about how uncomfortable wigs are and just starts working on growing out his hair.  He wears a hat when he doesn’t want it looking too long, or he puts it in a bun or in a ponytail(even if Gavin complains about how much he hates ponytails on dudes)

People ask him why on twitter every day and he scoffs about how they just don’t seem to be getting it.  He wants to look beautiful.  Is that a problem?

He buys a pretty, shiny necklace and puts barrettes in his hair.  He holds it back with ties covered in tiny metal hearts.

They asked at the office at first, too.  But it quickly became commonplace–sometimes even to the point where they ask why he’s wearing his normal, boyish clothes, even.  But they grow out of that, too.

One day he and Lindsay and Meg all decide to go out and get their hair colored together.  He’s a little nervous but goes all out, gets something bright if not a whole rainbow on his curls.  If he could get glitter, he would.

Like, anything modern can be used for gta and gang stuff, but it could even apply to like king au and stuff too.

King Michael’s servants brushing out and styling his wigs every morning.  Trying on dresses and makeup and corsets and complaining, wondering how women do it every day until someone sticks a mirror in front of him.  He gasps and giggles because he looks so damn nice.

He spends the whole day walking around, working in this feminine attire, growling bearishly at anyone who dares protest, explaining, maybe a little bit agitatedly, at anyone who dares question.

Learning to sit in carriages and on horses in dresses, then deciding he doesn’t care enough as long as it’s comfortable and just hiking up his skirts to get on horses.

Marching into others’ castles for diplomatic meetings and parties, Lindsay at his side, sometimes in just as nice a dress, sometimes in pants–either way, not uncommon for Lindsay–sometimes to the shock or appalment of those other monarchs, and he scoffs at them, too, and dares them to try him.  He has one of the strongest armies in the area.  Do they really wanna piss him off because they don’t like his outfit?

(Ryan praises the further spread of skirt-type attire for everyone.  Michael snaps at him that this is a business meeting and even if he agrees they’re not here to talk fashion.  Maybe later.)

I dunno.  Michael being pretty.

masterlist // YIKESBADLANDS

Hey guys! I’ve decided to make my masterlist rebloggable! There’s a ton of stuff here so I’m putting it all under the cut. Enjoy! And let me know what you think/request more?

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Zimbits Princess Dairies AU

Specifically the 2nd movie

  • Bitty as Mia 
  • Moo-maw as Queen Clarisse
  • Bitty’s unnamed grandfather as Joe (so I’ll call him Joe)
  • Ransom and Holster as Brigitte and Brigitta 
  • Shitty as Lilly
  • Senor Bun as Fat Louie 
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notsosunnie  asked:

Birthday hcs for the Oct 6 trio! (Aka: Law, Tashigi,and Barto)

what a fucking b-day trio, this is so wilde

Law

  • just hopes nobody remembers his birthday
  • of course Bepo would have found out anyway so it does not even matter if Law tries to leave the island or fakes sick
  • he’s getting a damn party
  • so everybody on the submarine is just partying and eating cake and Law is sitting at the table with a birthday hat with his favorite cake in front of him watching his idiots having more fun on his birthday than he himself

Tashigi

  • secretly hopes everybody remembers but tries to not make a big fuss over it
  • everybody would just pretend they don’t know and Tashigi would get a lil’ down
  • but then she comes to her quarters and sees her surprise party
  • her favorite present would be something about swords an anonymous person gave her
  • but everybody in the goddamn New World knows this was Smoker

Barto

  • HE JUST FUCKING MAKES A HUGE PARTY LMAO
  • if Bartolomeo and Cavendish have anything in common than that they fucking love their b-day
  • everybody gets pissdrunk and have the time their lives
  • Barto would drown in a pool of Strawhat merch presents
  • Imagine somebody from the strawhats actually knowing and remembering Barto’s b-day and calling him

Dear lord, when I get to heaven
Please let me bring my man
When he comes tell me that you’ll let him in
Father tell me if you can
Oh that grace, oh that body
Oh that face makes me wanna party
He’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds

Impressions- Nash imagine

A Nash imagine for anonymous xx

“Excuse me? Can you please move?” you asked a tall boy who was blocking your way at the party

He turned around, his dark blue eyes blazing as he drunk the sight of you in. He smiled charmingly, sticking out a hand at you.

“Hi I’m Nash, aren’t you the pretty girl in my Bio class?” he asked

“Nope, not the pretty one” you replied back and tried to step around him.

“Definitley are, couldn’t forget those chocolate colored eyes” he said in a soft tone.

“And I couldn’t forget Zayn Malik’s eyes either! But do you see me bothering him?” you questioned, narrowing your eyes.

His lips quirked upwards. “You’re a funny and feisty one, I like it” he whispered, moving closer to you.

You placed your hands against his chest and gave him a shove, “You’re not going to like it when I punch you either”

He quickly grabbed you by the waist and pulled you close “Come on give me a chance I’m not bad”

You struggled against him. “You’re a player, I don’t need anything to do with you”

“I may be a player but I actually want to get to know you” he said, not loosening his grip on you.

“Oh my god, do you not understand the meaning of I’m not interested?” you replied.

“Just give me a chance” his hand was trailing up your shoulder “I’m good at basketball, and I know you like basketball” he said trying to impress you.

“I’m not impressed” you said with a flat stare, stopping the struggles to get out.

“Well I dress nice, plus I will cuddle with you all the time, and I’ll send you sweet messages, I’ll call you before bed and in the morning, I’ll come over alot, we’ll take cute selfies, we can watch netflix, ouu-” he blabbled on until you cut him off.

“Shutup” you mumbled,giggling before smashing your lips against his.

His eyes widened before he cupped your face, kissing you back hungrily. His hands trailed, moving all over your body, trying to pull you closer. You moaned as he nibbled on your lip and when you moaned he slipped his tongue in.

“Shit” he mumbled his eyes blazing as he pulled away. “Does this mean yes to us?” he whispered.

You nodded your head before pulling his head down to meet your lips again.

Request: Can you do a Nash imagine where you meet him and hes trying to impres you but you act like you arnt interested but in the end you end up tougether and make out? You work out the deitals (sorry for the bad english)