It makes me happy to think that Prince Adam looked at himself in the mirror and said that he was hot and ready for the party that evening.

Face powdered to oblivion? Check

The colors of France’s flag haphazardly painted on his eyelids? Check

Mole!?!?! Check

Ego buffed and shined as his high heeled shoes? Checked since birth

  • I wish I knew how to quit you. 
  • ____, I swear…
  • Tell you what… the truth is… sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
  • C'mon now, you’re sleepin’ on your feet like a horse.
  • Hell, that’s the most I’ve spoke in a year.
  • We can get together… once in a while, way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, but…
  • Ya know it could be like this, just like this always.
  • Anything interesting up there in heaven?
  • There ain’t never enough time, never enough…
  • You know, your friend could come inside, have a cup of coffee…
  • This is a one-shot thing we got goin’ on here.
  • It’s nobody’s business but ours.
  • Bottom line is… we’re around each other an’… this thing, it grabs hold of us again… at the wrong place… at the wrong time… and we’re dead.
  • You wanna live your miserable fuckin’ life, then go right ahead.
  • Swear I didn’t know we were gonna get into this again.
  • Hell, yes I did; red-lined it all the way, couldn’t get here fast enough.
  • Speak for yourself. You may be a sinner, but I ain’t yet had the opportunity.
  • Yeah, well… if you got nothin’, you don’t need nothin’.
  • You know what, friend? This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.
  • it was probably some pretend place, where bluebirds sing and there’s a whiskey spring…
  • This is my house, this is my child, and you are my guest. And you sit down before I knock your ignorant ass into next week!
  • You don’t think I’m too fast, do you? Maybe we should put the brakes on?
  • We outta go down there some weekend. Drink a little whiskey, fish some, get away. You know?
  • If you don’t want no more o’ my kids, I’ll be happy to just leave you alone.
  • How about it? You wanna lose about half your fuckin’ teeth? Huh?
  • What you waitin’ for, cowboy? A matin’ call?
  • You may kiss the bride - and if you don’t, I will.
  • Ever notice how a woman’ll powder her nose before a party starts, and the powder it again when the party’s over? Why powder your nose just to go home to bed? 

originfire  asked:

Mama Argent was a fine, strong matriarch. She encouraged Chris to see beyond the "good hunters, bad supernatural" model. She would have let the whole supernatural world to peace. Of course Gerard couldn't let that happen and gave young Kate - who just had a little fight with her mother about not being able to go to a party - a powder to put in her water glass so she would go to sleep. And so the tale of murder buddies Kate and Gerard began.

Can totally see it! 

The Nucleus Incident 2.0 - Chapter 10

When the machine above Nucleus’ control point activates, the RED team wakes up to find they’ve each gained strange and often uncontrollable superpowers. Will they band together to find a cure, or does fate have other plans?

>Chapter Archive Here<

FINALLY DONE. I think this is actually the longest chapter so far, whoops. Also just as a reminder; if you’ve read version 1.0, do not post spoilers. Thanks.

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What is my Fibro like?

Most days it is like someone is sticking needles into all my joints, 

 someone is taking my muscles and wringing them out like a wet towel,

 hitting me over the head with a hammer,

shining lights in my eyes, 

spinning me around and around like I’m about to play with a pinata at a party,

itch powder being put in my clothes as a prank,

being so confused it’s like people are speaking a foreign language to me,

 feeling my joints grind in my knees and hips whenever they move, 

feeling many of my joints swell up and get harder to move as I use them, or as a storm is coming,

feeling like I’m constantly having heart palpitations, 


Anxiety over whether it could get worse,

and so much more,

And it getting so Much worse on a flare up day, this is a normal day for me

*Experiences vary for every person with Fibro, this is just my experience.

earaches  asked:

sometimes i crunch up my jizz when it dries and i bring the white powder to parties and watch as everyone snorts my cock sand

you assholes cant go one day without saying shit like this its christmas for gods sake

anonymous asked:

You: *sees cocaine at a party* is that translucent powder? I love translucent powder, my favorite one is by Tarte, I get it a Sephora! :)




2 oz. Tiramisu flavored gelato
1 ½ oz. Vodka
½ oz. Coffee liqueur
2 oz. Half & half or cream
Sprinkling of cocoa powder for garnish


Add the gelato, vodka, coffee liqueur and half & half to a cocktail shaker.  Fill with ice and shake well.  Pour into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a dusting of cocoa powder.