“We’re leaving to go visit the Konishis. I hear their son might be throwing a party on the family yacht, if you’re interested in coming.” My mother leaned against the door, a glass of wine already in her hand. She didn’t seem to go anywhere with my father without alcohol.
“I’m fine. I’ll stay home.” I turned back to the book I was reading. Rich kid parties always ended up the same, and I wasn’t too interested in trying to babysit my sister the way I usually did.
“Suit yourself, you wet blanket.” My mother shrugged, leaving my door wide open. She always did it on purpose.
it’s SO sad seeing some of you thirst over my husband josh… it’s ok though, it’s sort of flattering knowing he picked ME over everyone else…. lmao i would talk about it some more but i’m currently having champagne on my in-law’s brand new yacht & partying with my sister-in-law, maytee!
Hello employees, Cave Johnson here. *hiccup* I want you all to know I just chugged two gallons of eggnog and I feel great! Also the break room is completely out of egg nog. Also you all have the rest of the year off! Also good news, now that we have all the assembly lines set up, we'll be cutting 50% of our workforce! Why is that good news you ask? Because each and *hic* every one of you has the chance to retain your job through Aperture's new employee retention brawl. Everybody still conscious by tomorrow morning will not have their contract terminated! Merry Christmas and a happy *disgustingly loud burp* new year everybody, if you need me I'll be partying on my land yacht!
Sooooo, this dude throws a “No Black Girls Allowed” yacht party. Like really my dude? He actually thought this was a good idea. And, of course, black men on Twitter have been agreeing with him all day. I don’t know if everyone is being deliberately obtuse or what but this is an issue for many reasons. It hurts me to my core to see some Black men jump at every chance to throw Black women under the bus. That shit is so weak. And, it’s 2016, people have got to do better.