party junk

mickysheretoplay  asked:

What are your thoughts on having a 'junk drawer'? I live in a small apartment with not much storage space. Some things, I'm not sure where to put them so for now they all live in the bottom drawer of the end table. My thinking is, at least this way they're not out visibly cluttering up a surface.

I’m actually (surprisingly) not opposed to junk drawers! When you’re dealing with limited storage space, sometimes you need to put a bunch of different stuff together. No big deal. The important thing, though, is to make sure what’s in the drawer is stuff you need and want to keep, and that all the items have been carefully considered, and there’s no other/better place to store them. Don’t just chuck random shit in there so you don’t have to deal with it, and it’s fine. Every so often, go through and sort and clean it out so it doesn’t accumulate every bit of household detritus.

i fuckin hate when parents make ur room b clean to their standards before you can have a friend over like…..this isnt one of Your parties where u show off your crystal wine glasses to tiffany next door, this is a Depression party where we shovel junk food down each others throats and stay up till 3 am hating ourselves the room is just gonna get messier as the night goes on

What I like about your sign?

I’m a Gemini by the way.

Aries: I love Aries so much, they’re just all round amazing. Like they've got this ability to just go their own way and lead people, truly admirable. Also, they’ve got this personality that I personally think is so hot  like you can be a complete asshole but you’re a kind hearted asshole whose kind just looking out for yourself and everyone that you love. Okay so you my gentle asshole needs to be my friend okay? You’re like Heath Ledgers character in 10 things I hate about you man.

Taurus: Lemme tell you, that you sir are fascinating because you’re rather opinionated, like I’d literally sit for hours and have debates with you honestly. I love Taurus people as they’re always there for you whether it’s a mid-life crisis or you’re just out of food. Also, you’re super chill and it relaxes me, kinda calms me down when I’m around you guys. SO yes, much love for you babies. You’re like that guy/girl whose asleep and everyone thinks they don’t know what’s going on. But turns out you do know what’s going on and you’re uber charming. 

Gemini: I love everything about you because we’re the same. Bat-shit crazy and amazing. All my love. I can’t say too much I’ll sound biased, whoops. 

Cancer: Cancers, you’re my buddies. You help me in life man, you’re all just so sweet. I’d just hug you all one by one. I love how you’re all about family and sticking it out with people, it’s great. I wish I was like you. I wish I loved as hard as you guys do man because it’s honestly so beautiful and novel worthy. You guys are that cute kid who doesn’t say much but when you do everyone’s like “holy shit let me hold you you’re so cute”

Leo: I’m gonna start off by saying, literally all my best friends are Leos. I love Leos so much, they’re so sassy and like “yes I’m hot, fight me” and that to me is like yes, you slay baby girl. Also, ya’ll bitches are some loyal as hell, you’re ability to stand with people throughout anything is phenomenal. Also, I’d like to give a shout-out to all the Leos who holy the other crazy ass signs hands and tell them when they need to pipe down and get their crap together. It’s probably because of you that most of your friends with other signs are still alive right now tbh. You go Leos, you keep milking everything you can outta life. 

Virgo: Beyonce. Virgos are the bomb, they’re so driven and focused and literally don’t stop till they’ve got what they wanted. Teach me your ways cause you’re all mad successful and amazing at whatever it is you’re doing. I’m jealous tbh. I know I can always count on my Virgo babes to tell me what is really up, you feel me? You guys inspire me to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life and you’re also the people that are there for a cute warm hug and pick you up when you’re down. SO MUCH THANKS. 

Libra: When I think of Virgos I think of endless partying and junk food on one day and crazy studying and working-out the next. Shout-out to all the Libras who taught me how I gotta balance shit out in my life. You guys are such peace makers, many thanks for doing you babe. I love how you can just kill arguments and handle things in such a classy way. I would straight up beat a bitch but you guys just hash things out civilly with the ability to beat a bitch and that’s great, fabulous. Also, lastly you guys literally have some of the best date ideas and I’d volunteer myself as a tribute. 

Scorpio: Okay, you know Scorpios are mad sexual and can literally make anything they do sexy okay. I’m attracted to you so much, it’s wow. And I dunno if this is all Scorpios but my friends have dated a few and I have so, you guys get like crazy jealous and then kind just jealous make-out and its amazing. You’re so talented in that area, you need an award. But you’re also so smart and like to do all these new things, I could spend hours with you and not regret a thing. Also, you’re always so sweet to other people. You also have a jackass but nice cutie thing going on and people love it ok. YOU GO BOO! 

Sagittarius: Have you ever been in need of a good, fun cheering up? Well go to a Sag because they’re optimistic and always ready for a goof time. I love Sag, I love chilling with because you’re so energetic I feel like I don’t have to hold back. And I’m not the only one who is able to let loose and be free around you. You’re such a fun little party animal. Also, if I was in a fight I’d definitely want you on my side because you can literally chop people in half with the words that come flying out of that mouth for hurting you or someone you care about. You’re a top bloke. Much love.  

Capricorn: Fear this person. Fear any Capricorn you meet, they’re like the whole package. Your self-confidence is wow, even if I didn’t think you were amazing, I’d still think you’re amazing. You catch my drift? You’re so sweet and kind to people, people just tend to always love ya. You know what to do when to do and you let loose but also you know how to responsible and not go home with a sleezy guy from the bar just cause you’ve had too many shots. This makes sense so… I love how to tend to love the classics and how you keep every single little even in that beautiful brain of yours. Wow, I’m gonna stop before I fall in love. 

Aquarius: You know how in movies there’s always that one person who does things different and people kinda make em out to be a bad-ass with no future. BUT in fact you’re so frekin’ intelligent and hot with a hint of dorkiness and it’s a perfect combo. You’re like a breath of fresh air, that makes people want to know more. For me? I’d definitely run away with you because Aquas tend to have such a different outlook in life, it’s attractive. You’re the type of people I dream about travelling the world with. You’re just so exciting and not everything has to be dead blank serious, you just go you’re way and it’s fairly admirable. I love you so much. If you’re an Aqua hit me up ;) 

Pisces:  Little weirdos with zest and so much spirit for life. You’re kind of like a run on the edge of a sun lit lake. You’re so full of love and life, you keep everyone together because you’re the glue of almost every group you’re in. People love hanging out with you, it’s calming and you’re just so easy to get along with! One of my besties are a pisces and I can literally talk to her about anything I’m going through and she knows exactly how to make me feel better because she’s just so warm and loving. Guys you’re all gifted and any Pisces lemme know who you are because I like hugs from Pisces you cute teddies! 

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ROYAL MAIL: “Right, there’s a lot of malicious junk mail being sent out there. Vulnerable people are being scammed. Some are losing thousands of pounds. Let’s see if we can do something about it.”

DAILY MAIL READER: “Help! Help! Censorship!”

Dedicated to the one I love (Thor Odinson x Reader)
  • Words: 2.945
  • Pairing: Thor Odinson x Reader
  • Warnings: Just a lot of fluff.
  • Author notes: As usual (Y/N) is your name, (Y/L/N) is your last name. Here’s the song I was inspired for the writing. Hope you like this, I needed some God of Thunder writing and he was the first thing that came to my mind when I heard this song. Fun fact, my dad used to listen to this song.

“Worry not my love” Thor said in a barely audible whisper; going back to his homeland without you broke his heart, and it each time the goodbyes became even harder “I promise I won’t take long this time” He had his forehead pressed against yours and your head cupped in his enormous and warm hands.
 
You wanted to believe it; you needed to believe it. This was always the same; you had him for so little time that whenever he said goodbye it was an odyssey and rivers were cried by both of you. You adored him, and you could wait for him forever, but your heart was tired of doing it; you knew he felt the same way, but there was nothing any of you could do. He was a future king of a whole world, and you were just a normal human that had to live an everyday life without him.
 
“Please, do not shed another tear, my love” He soothed you as he repeatedly kissed your temples “I will be back very soon”
“I know, Thor, I know…” You sobbed and sniffed your nose “, is just that… I freaking hate this!” You pouted and buried your head on his chest again; the tears were unstoppable and not even his heartbeat could calm you “I hate having you for such a little time!” You held on for dear life to his torso as you cried your heart out “I don’t want to be away from you anymore!”
“There will come a day, in which I will be the king” He sighed. Your tears didn’t make things easier “, and I’m going to need a queen to rule by my side…” Searching in his armor, Thor took out a little bracelet with a silver Mjolnir attached to it “This may not be one of those wedding rings Midgardian women love so much, but this is a promise” He carefully wrapped the delicate piece of jewelry around your wrist “I, Thor Odinson, promise you (Y/N) (Y/L/N) that I will come back for you soon” He kissed your forehead gently “Not only this time, but every time I’m gone”
“Are you… proposing to me?”
“For that I’d have to get you a proper ring, right?” He asked, flashing you with one of those killer smiles “This, for now, is just a promise… Perhaps next time I’ll come back with a ring” He teased, making you giggle. Great difference from the tears “Promise me you will do as you usually do. Live your life as if I was here”
“That’s easy to say…” You looked away “Promise me you’ll take care, ok?” You sighed, knowing that there wasn’t much option than to finally let him go to his lands.
“In order to come back I have to do it” He kissed your lips one last time before casting a portal in your backyard “Remember that I love you!” He waved goodbye and disappeared from this realm in a split second.
 
While I’m far away from you, my baby,
I know it’s hard for you, my baby,
Because it’s hard for me, my baby,
And the darkest hour is just before dawn  
 
Each night before you go to bed, my baby,
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby.
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love.
 
You remembered something Thor said to you in one of his many visits to Earth. He could see you through Heimdall. Well, he actually sat down at the Bifrost to see what you were doing and how you were doing. You always thought it was slightly creepy that they could see you, but given the circumstances of missing him so incredibly much, you decided to do the one thing you promised yourself to never do again. Get on your knees and pray.
 
It wasn’t like a real Christian prayer, it wasn’t a prayer either. It was like a… A very lonely way to communicate with him. You rested your elbows on your bed and closed your eyes. You wondered about how big the grin on his face would be for how ridiculous you thought you looked.
 
“So I really don’t know how to start…” You sighed, feeling even more stupid “And please don’t laugh if I look like an idiot, but I just been having a terrible day and I guess I needed to tell it to someone” You sighed again, more tiredly this time “My day was crap because I miss you a lot; you’ve been gone for three weeks and this has been quite hard. It always is… Anyway, I woke up with lumbago and I haven’t been able to work properly during the day because of it. I have been taking medication though but it still hurts so I’m hoping for the morning light to take it all away” You stopped for a while and waved some air to your eyes “Please, let me know you’re alright… I love you sweetheart, I really do” You stood up with a lot of effort and took one last pill for the backache before going to bed and calling quits for the day.
 
Out of a sudden, an unannounced rain started to pour down. You smiled and let the drops that crashed against your window act like a lullaby for that night.
 
Love can never be exactly like we want it to be.
I could be satisfied knowing you love me.
There’s one thing I want you to do especially for me
And it’s something that everybody needs.
 
Four months later and the pain wasn’t gone.
 
You still found yourself crying at any time of the day. The rest of the Avengers had been trying to get you out of your place or at least not to leave you alone, but nothing ever worked. For some reason you couldn’t just live your life. You went to your workplace every day and tried to kill time but there was no way you could get your mind off of him.
 
Every once in a while, Sam would come by your house and catch up on your life. You two met at the party Tony Stark hosted before the whole Ultron thing exploded and it was like you had met your entire lives. Whenever things got too hard, he would just come by and crash in your place because he knew you were not ok by just looking at your glossy eyes.
 
“Sam, it’s not necessary that you stay here” You sighed tiredly. What a long and awful day it had been “I’m fine”
“Yeah I bet” He scoffed “Anyway I already brought my jammies”
“You didn’t have to, besides I don’t have an extra bed. That won’t come until a few months more” You pointed out, trying to make him leave you alone “I’m not trying to be rude but I’d like to be alone”
“You’re not being rude” He laughed “I understand you want to be alone, but the thing is that I don’t care sleeping in your couch or even with you. Your bed is big and you know you’re my best friend” Sam sighed tiredly “Come on, accept my company for tonight and tomorrow I’ll hit the road” He pointed the door with his thumb and you had no other choice but to give in.
“Ok” You rolled your eyes “But promise me we’ll have a slumber party with pizza and junk food”
“You got yourself a deal, missy” He winked.
 
When the pizza arrived and you had enough food to have a sleepless night. Sam decided to ask some questions about your relationship.
 
“So, what is Thor like?” He asks with a mouthful of food “I mean, I know one side of him and that’s mostly in battles” He sipped form his beer and gulped “So you’ll figure out I can’t see him as a gentle person”
“He is” You shrugged “And he slows down so much when we’re together” You bit your bottom lip as you pictured him in your mind. Walks around the street, holding pinkies and enjoying some silent company “He’s great, really”
“And how did you guys meet? Because let me tell you this; the chances of meeting a god is one in a million”
“We met in New York. When his brother and the aliens invaded the city” You said carelessly “I was trapped in a building and as if things weren’t enough bad, outside it there were dozens of those creatures and the only thing I could hear was the sound of multiple explosions and something like thunder. After a few minutes, maybe 10, someone goes inside, really near where I was and asks if there’s someone. By then, I was so afraid that no matter who was there I just needed to be in a safer place. It turned out that he was the one who asked and he looks at me and starts flirting with me, when the city was still being attacked” You chuckle at the memory of a big blonde man saying how gorgeous you were and how sorry he was for you being in the middle of the battle field. You were immediately captivated by him, his way of speaking and his gracefulness.
 
While I’m far away from you, my baby,
Whisper a little prayer for me, my baby,
Because it’s hard for me, my baby,
And the darkest hour is just before dawn.
 
On your way home back from work, you heard a “meow” coming from some bushes. You quickly got there and saw a small calico cat hiding. You looked at her and slowly offered your hand. She sniffled it and immediately started rubbing herself against you. Grabbing her from her fluffy belly, you pulled the tiny cat closer to you and walked back home.
 
You made a mixture of milk and eggs to feed the baby meanwhile. You called Sam to see if he could bring you some things for your new baby. She was staying, end of the story.
 
So you’re saying you just picked a cat form the street (Y/N)?
“Yup, basically that” You nodded to yourself “Sammy, please!” You pouted even though he couldn’t see you “If you had seen her, you would have done the same thing!”
And you need stuff for her?
“No biggie, food for kittens, a sandbox, sand of course and one or two toys” You smiled widely, knowing he’d give in anyway “If you can’t I’ll call someone else”
I’ll be there” He hung up and headed to the store.
 
You sat in front of your kitty and wiggled your fingers to her. She royally ignored you and kept eating.
 
“Well, I have to pick a name for you sweetie…” You folded your arms over your chest and sighed “And considering how unimpressed you look right now, I will call you Lady Sif” You looked up and said “Look honey, I got ourselves a furry baby”
 
If there’s one thing I want you to do especially for me
Then it’s something that everybody needs…
 
Thor had been gone for eight months and you were starting to worry.
 
He was never gone for so long without taking a short break of a day or two. There was no sign of him whatsoever, there were no more storms, no more rain, no more nothing. He was not communicating with you, and even though you still tried to reach out for him, he wouldn’t reply.
 
Not even the team knew where he was.
 
You started to lose hope. Where was he? How inconsiderate from him to not tell you he was gone… You knew Odin knew about your existence, so why couldn’t he come to Earth and tell you the news? Or the real Lady Sif? Or anyone!
 
You tried to keep your mind away from the thought of Thor being truly dead but even though he was a god, there was still a great chance that he encountered some serious enemy that could not be beaten just like that.
 
You got on your knees again, next to your bed and for the very first time you didn’t feel ridiculous at all. It was a desperate cry for help, or at least for a sign that he was fine, or alive at least.
 
“Thor, I-I still don’t know if you can hear me or not” Your voice was shaky and unsteady and the words got stuck on your lips “but please come back soon. I miss you more than ever and I haven’t had any kind of sign from you. The weather has been unbearably stable and I’m afraid that something happened” You felt your eyes watering “Thor, do you still love me? Is that why you don’t come back?” You threw your head onto the bedspread and let out the loudest sob you had heard from yourself. Tiny steps came your way and a furry ball started rubbing against you and purring so loudly that your sobs were decreasing their volume “You promised me you’d come back…” You sighed.
 
Even though he promised you to come back, he didn’t
 
Each night before you go to bed, my baby,
Whisper a little prayer for me, my baby,
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
 
“You’re back…” You muttered, still not trusting your own eyes “Thor, you’re back”
 
Thor appeared in the middle of your backyard in what it seemed like a portal to other dimension and leaving a mark on the grass. His red cape waved with the windy weather, probably brought on by him. Mjolnir fell down to the ground as he hurriedly walked the short distance between you two. His head leaned forward to kiss you, but you still needed a minute to acknowledge this was all real. You touched every scale of his armor, taking into account every little detail of it. The way from his shoulders to his hands was done so parsimoniously, like you still had an eternity to be together.
 
Your hands trailed up again and cupped his face. His glimmery eyes held your own gaze, making your bottom lip tremble with the deepness and intensity of look; your hands went to his neck, feeling the stubble that covered his jaw as his hands wrapped around your hips. The warmth of his body contrasted perfectly with the cold breeze of that night. His lips impatiently looked for yours, until you finally gave in to the softness of his touch.
 
His kiss was needy, impetuous, ardent, breathtaking and beyond overwhelming. Not only his mouth burnt against yours, but also his arms that had you well secured in a tight embrace; in the small pauses when you tilted your heads to gain more access to each other’s lips, you used them let in some air to your lungs. You held on for dear life to his shoulders while he lifted you from the ground just a little.
 
Hot tears rolled down your eyes as you broke the kiss and leaned your head on his shoulder. Thor soothed you with his big hand caressing your back gently, slowly and he turned into an opposite Thor from the one who was kissing you impatiently just seconds ago. For the past year, you had longed for this.
 
“You’re back…” You repeated in a barely audible whisper, still not very sure if this was some sort of dream or not “Thor, you’re here…”
“I am indeed” He smiled, cupping your face in his hands and pulling you away enough centimeters to stick his forehead to yours “I told you I would come back for you” He pecked your lips softly.
“I thought you dead…” You admitted with your eyes still watery; as much as you tried to look away, Thor always made you look up to him.
“Not even death can beat me” A huge grin drew across his face “How is your back, by the way?” He asked.
“My what?” You shot back, feeling an instant blush on your cheeks “My back?”
“Yes, I heard you saying you had some backaches, you called them… Lumbago?” He replied, doubting in the last word.
“So you heard me…” You realized “You heard what I was saying”
“Every word” He smiled widely.
“And how much did you get to see?” You asked, turning your cheeks turning rosier with each passing second.
“Not too much. Just so you know, Heimdall is a very secretive guardian, and he respected your privacy. Besides it’s not like I would tell him to keep an eye on you to see if what you were doing or how you were doing. I am definitely not that invasive” He laughed loudly “Do you want to go inside; apparently I came in a bad weather and this is cold, even for me”
 
He took your hand and casted Mjolnir with the other as you walked inside your little house. The fireplace was a perfect contrast to the chill outside. Your cat was curled up in itself over the couch, right in front of the fire; she was probably having a great time even though she was just sleeping. The heavy footsteps made her radar ears twitch and so Lady Sif was awake now. Thor and she looked at the other for a few seconds before your kitty went back to sleep.
 
“Is she Lady Sif, right?” He asked, taking the spot next to her.
“Yeah, she is” You smiled.
“I guess this is a great start” He said carelessly “And I hope we can have more of these when we have a family of our own”

Hell-Oh Baby 🎃 (Pt.2)

Originally posted by twice-ooh

Prompt: Wonho is an incubus with a strange obsession. Y/N is just trying to get through college and pass her mid-terms. or The misadventures of a horny incubus and a poor, college student. 🎃 (Wonho/Reader)

PT1 PT2 …

genre: romance, comedy
warning; language, mentions of sex, nothing too heavy tho mainly mischief.
A/N: Thank you to everyone for the response to part 1!! Hope you enjoy this update!!

“So you’re telling me that our kiss, is why people can suddenly see you?”

“Well I can’t be sure but thats my guess, yes.” Wonho said nonchalantly, putting his arms behind his head and shifting around until he was comfortable on your bed. You scoffed and slapped his stomach, he whined but didn’t move an inch.

“How does that make sense? You kissed me when we met!”

“Well in my defense I’ve never been stuck around a human for so long,” He rolled his eyes. “Usually girl’s just give it up but since you insist on being so stubborn.”

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