One thing I’m beyond excited for in Dirk Gently season two is the idea of Amanda rescuing the Rowdy 3.
I mean, it’s obviously going to be a team effort (and I’m still convinced that Riggins is going to play a huge role in breaking the Blackwing subjects out). But I trust Max Landis enough now that I can’t ever imagine any of the characters going oh no, I’ve been rescued by a girl, what a catastrope.
The Rowdy 3 would be fucking stoked that Amanda was able to pull this off. Martin would be so proud of their tiny angry vigilante champion.
I’m not even joking, I will be disappointed if we don’t have a cell door being blasted off its hinges and Amanda leaping through the burning wreckage in her leather jacket with a baseball bat and r e v e n g e in her eyes. This is her family and she will fight the entire fucking CIA if that’s what it takes to keep them safe.
au where the reader and josh are at a party and they’re playing 7 minutes in heaven and they get picked.
“Hey I know! Let’s play 7 minutes in heaven.” Some random guy shouted earning cheers from all of the other party goers. Great. I gently shake my head at the situation, expecting no one to see, except when I look up I spot Josh looking at me and smiling. I grin back as he walks over to me. “Not a fan?” he asks, nudging me gently. “Not a fan.” I agree. “I’m not really a fan of any party games.” I admit, looking down. “Hey, you don’t have to play if you don’t want. I’ll sit out with you.” He offers. Sweet as ever. “No, no I don’t want to ruin the fun, come on lets play. I’m sure neither of us will get picked.” I say, taking Josh’s hand as I often do and lead him to where to group of people who are playing are. I’ve known Josh for about 2 years now, and we’ve become close. However, there’s never been any romantic relation between either of us. Tyler always jokingly teases us whenever we hug or hold hands but we both just laugh and brush it off. At this moment I can’t help but think about what would happen if we did get paired up. We’d probably just stand in there for 7 minutes doing nothing. Not like he’d want to. “Right, so this is how its going to work. We’ll have all the girls sitting in a circle and one of the guys will spin the bottle in the middle. Whoever it lands on is his partner. Okay, lets play.” Some blonde guy said. I followed the other girls’ lead as they all sat in a circle, I slotted in between a blonde and a brunette. Josh was second in line and I looked at the blonde next to me and then back at him and wiggled my eyebrows. Josh instantly pulled a face and shook his head no, making me laugh. The first guy steps up and spins the bottle and as it slows it looks like its about to land on me, but thankfully lands on the brunette next to me. I let out a sigh of relief as the brunnette giggles as she gets up and follows the blonde into the small closet. Someone starts the timer and we all sit in silence. After a minute or so we all hear a thump and a very loud moan come from the closet. The whole group erupts into laughter while Josh and I look at each other grinning and shaking our heads. The 7 minutes is quickly up and someone goes and knocks on the door to tell them that their time is up. About 30 seconds later they both stumble out. The brunette girl’s hair is slightly messed up, her shirt is on inside out and she has a dark hickey on her neck. The blonde guys hair is also messy but he however doesn’t have a hickey. “Sounded like you two had fun in there!” someone shouts causing everyone else to cheer in agreement. The brunette blushes while the blonde smirks at his friends and they both sit down. “Next!” someone says as Josh walks to the bottle. I look up and smile at him, looking at the blonde girl and wiggling my eyebrows again and he smiles shakes his head as he spins the bottle. These next few seconds seem to go in slow motion. The bottle spins and spins and causes my head to spin as it lands on none other than me. Shit. I furrow my brow and Josh and I look at each other at the same time, our mouths hanging slightly open. “Off you go then!” someone yells snapping us both out if it. Josh apologetically offers me his hand and I take it, as we head to the closet. As we enter, I close the door behind us and then turn to face Josh “I’m sorry, you could have got with someone that you actually liked but now you’re stuck with m-” I’m cut off by Josh planting his soft lips on mine. I don’t kiss back for a moment as I’m to overcome by surprise but then I kiss him back, locking my hands behind his neck. He pulls away with his eyes still closed and opens them, and I see that they’re full of lust. “Y/N, I’ve liked you for a year now and this was my chance to finally tell you.” Josh says in a low voice, his eyes asking me to say something. “Josh.” I breathe. “I like you too.” I say. Josh smirks and kisses me again, this time the kiss filled with lust and passion, as he gently pushes me against the wall. I tangle my fingers into his hair and gently tug as he hums gently in pleasure making me smile. His hands grip my waist slowly wandering down to my ass as he lightly squeezes it causing my heart rate to increase. I moan quietly into his mouth as he runs his hands up my shirt and over my lace bra. He begins to trail kisses down my neck sucking and biting gently on my collar bone as I muffle my moan remembering how loud the last couple were. He lifts my shirt over my head and does the same with his own. We connect our lips again as I roam his torso with my hands feeling each defined muscle. He lightly pats my thighs signalling for me to jump up, so I do, locking my ankles behind him while my legs cling tightly around his waist. I rake my hands through his pink hair as he moves down to my neck again, licking and sucking slightly making me yet again muffle my moan. Our lips part for about 5 seconds as he slowly places me down, not breaking eye contact. He then kisses me again, his hands gliding up my back as he quickly unhooks my bra. As it falls to the ground I quickly cover my chest. Josh looks at me concerned. “Whats up?” He asks, cupping my face in his hands. “I don’t know. You might think I’m ugly or something.” I reply, looking at my feet. “I could never find you ugly, Y/N” He says reassuringly and I smile as I kiss him again, completely forgetting about my insecurities and putting my arms again around his neck causing our bare chests to press together. I begin to feel something hard against my leg and I smile and bite my lip as I pull away, and look at Josh. His eyes are asking me what I’m doing, but just as he opens his mouth to ask, I kiss his neck gently and move my hand down to softly palm him through his jeans. He throws his head back and lets out a low growl like sound. “Fuck, Y/N he groans and I smile while still kissing his neck. His hand finds its way to one of my breasts and begins to squeeze it. My lips vibrate as I moan against his neck causing him to moan more. Just as I’m about to unbuckle his belt there are three loud knocks at the door. “Times up!” The guy from before yells and Josh curses under his breath. I smile as I put my bra back on. “Disappointed?” I tease, pulling my shirt back over my head, the right way around. “Next time, y/n, next time” He replies, straightening out his shirt. “Next time huh?” I smirk as he puts his toned arms around my waist from behind. “Well that is if you’ll be my girlfriend.” He breathes into my neck and I turn around to face him. “Of course I will.” I smile, planting a soft kiss on his lips before we leave the closet.
I hope you guys enjoyed this I wrote it on the spot so you guys could have a peek at what my writing is like! But I will be writing another soon as I’ve had a request as you may have already seen (thank you for that by the way!!).
“C'mon! It’s just me and the guys. We’re no strangers.” Seokmin said to you while you were busy cleaning the tables.
“I’ll see. If I clean up this cafe on time, I might stop by. No promises though.”
Seokmin immediately fist pumped. “That means you’re coming! I’ll tell the guys now! See you at 7!!” He dashed out of your cafe, leaving you to your work.
It’s not that you didn’t like the boys. Heck, you cherished them with all your heart. But it’s just that every time you see Jeon Wonwoo, you immediately tense up and become a mess. The usual symptoms of a crush. Jeonghan had called you 3 days ago, being the first to inform you of the party. You gently declined his request. 1 day later, Seungcheol and Hoshi stopped by your cafe and told you once again about the party. The boys were running out of options, so they sent your weakest point, Sunshine Seokmin. They knew he was smooth with his words and you melted instantly from his smile. Such a low blow to you, but very well-played by Seventeen.
You took one last look at your now closed cafe and headed toward Seventeen’s dorm, which wasn’t too far. You knocked 3 times and was greeted by Minghao, who had a hot chocolate mustache.
“_______! Come in! We’re glad you can make it!”
You gave him a hug and stepped in. You were then met with Seungkwan and Dino, who gave you a big hug.
“Merry Christmas!” They sung. You giggled while returning the hug as well.
You let out a sigh of relief when you didn’t see Wonwoo. It was too early to freeze up now.
“Make yourself at home. Seungcheol hyung is in the kitchen with the turkey.” Dino said before dashing off.
“Watch out for the random mistletoe that Mingyu and Jun placed around the dorm. No one is safe.” Seungkwan warned before chasing behind the maknae.
You walked into the kitchen and greeted the stressed leader who was cooking alone.
“You should’ve called earlier. I could’ve helped with the cooking.” You said as you wore an apron and started cutting the vegetables.
“What do you think I’ve been trying to do? We gave you 3 days notice about this party!” He said to you. He looked around the kitchen and spotted the gingerbread house Vernon and Woozi were working on and swiped some of the frosting before wiping it in your nose.
You gasped and hugged him from behind in order to block him from getting any more frosting. The both of you giggled at the mess on your face.
Meanwhile, Wonwoo mindlessly walked into the kitchen, hoping for a bottle of water, but instead found you hugging Seungcheol from behind. He tensed up and u-turned out of the kitchen and into the living room.
Seeing the way you hugged Seungcheol made Wonwoo a little jealous. Why couldn’t it be him that was being hugged?
Back in the kitchen, everything was finished and Joshua helped you and Seungcheol bring the food out onto the table. You dragged Joshua and poked your heads out of the kitchen to call everyone. Wonwoo noticed that right above you guys was one of the mistletoes that Mingyu placed. His eyes widen, hoping that the two of you wouldn’t notice, and to his luck, you didn’t.
Everyone filed into the kitchen and dug into their food. You sat in between Seungcheol and Jeonghan and talked about random stuff. The table slowly getting empty, with everyone excusing themselves to hibernate until the next blue moon. The only ones left were Mingyu, you, Wonwoo, and Seokmin.
“I think I’m gonna stop for today. This belly can’t take in anymore food.” Seokmin stood up from his seat and went to take a nap in the living room.
“I’m pretty full too. Would you care to help with cleaning the dishes?” You asked Mingyu.
“You don’t have to. We’ll just get the maknaes to do it later.” Mingyu said.
“We heard that!!!” Dino and Vernon yelled.
“Go escape while you can, dream tree. I’m sure Wonwoo would like to help, right?” You puppy-eyed at the blank member and immediately regretted it. He nodded, letting the younger member sprint to safety, leaving the two of you to clean up.
Wonwoo helped you pick up the dishes and headed towards the sink. You stayed back at the table to throw the trash out before joining him and the sink and drying the plates.
“How’s your Christmas going to far?” You asked.
“It’s great.” Wonwoo answered.
Awkward silence poured over the two of you. Both of you reached for the same plate, hands touching. You yanked your hand away, not being able to hide the very visible blush on your cheeks.
“The food was good.” Wonwoo commented, trying to move off-topic.
“Yes it was! I wonder if Seungcheol secretly takes classes.” You said.
More silence. It was eating the both of you up. It was now or never with the confession.
“I really like you.”
You clamped your hand over your mouth while Wonwoo froze. Both of you stared at each other in disbelief.
“You do?” You whispered.
“Why do you think I act so weirdly whenever I see you?” Wonwoo said.
“It wasn’t just me then? I literally break out in sweat whenever you’re near.” You admitted. Wonwoo shook his head.
The dishes where finally clean and both of you headed out to the living room, but not before stopping right under the mistletoe from before.
“_______. Look.” Wonwoo pointed up at the flower, making you look. Before you could get a word in, Wonwoo placed a quick kiss on your cheek before running off into his room. You chased after him, hoping for revenge.
Her shoes had been kicked off long before the last guest had left. Now, her feet were in her lover’s lap and she was trying not to moan in ecstasy as he massaged away the swelling around her ankles, while simultaneously chomping into at least her fourth cupcake and reminiscing the rest of the evening away.
“Are you finished crying over there, you old man?” Gemma teased, settling back against Niall’s shoulder and finishing off the remains of a wine spritzer, berries bobbing at the top of her glass.
Harry, -so as to not break down into a sobbing mess completely- was clearing away the remainders from the party that had gently faded to an end. If he kept himself busy enough, he didn’t have to remember that his baby girl had not only graduated university, but also become engaged that day. That was a lot for a father to handle in a day.