party darn

The bear suits in She’s the Prettiest Girl reminded me so much of Folie à deux that I felt like I had to make this edit 

CONSIDER THIS: that scene in bvs when clark is listening on alfred and bruce over the comm? well that happens a lot more often nowadays but bruce has quite a few other people connected to that comm and some of them are of varying ages and varying tempers and sometimes clark hears things like 

“oh frick bruce this is over”

“no not yet keep cool”

“the guy is staring at me bruce and it’s giving me a great sense of ANXIETY”

“stay–”

“BROOSE”

and clark is just standing there with squeaking from stifled laughter and there’s water in his eyes and he’s trying to be chill and he’s choking on his champagne every once and a while

The Signs reacting to the New Year (Stereotypes)

Aries: Yay New Years! This’ll be awesome! A beginning of something great!

Taurus: Oooo this means parties and food and drink!!

Gemini: New year, new people, new places, new experiences, this will be awesome!!!

Cancer: I wonder what I can do this year to improve myself.. Hmm.. Diet and exercise :)

Leo: New Years? YOU MEAN PARTY THROWING TIME? DARN RIGHT!

Virgo: Yay, another year. It happens. Whooo.

Libra: Well, it’s a new year. Time to meet new people and find the one (if not already found)!

Scorpio: Time for that New Year’s kiss ;)

Sagittarius: This year, I’m going to *insert list of goals for the year here*!!

Capricorn: It’s nice to see the family together for the New Year to begin :) whelp, back to work!

Aquarius: It’s…. Just another year…

Pisces: Last year was alright but next year is sure to be better!!
~Aries Doll

Lex Luthor (#2)

You woke up a little bit hungover and in your husbands arms. You were still wearing your dress and heels. Lex had taken you to one of his parties again. You really didn’t really enjoy all of his parties because they were mostly really formal and not your style. Before, you met Lex the only type of party you’d ever gone too were  the wild ones your friends threw. So, waking up dressed like a princess was out of the norm (besides the time you went to Disney World with some of your friends and stayed up later at Mickey’s not so Scary Halloween Party). You looked over at Lex who was now wide awake and hyper.

“Well good morning sweetheart!”

You yawned.

“Morning.”

“Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

You squinted your eyes and laid flat down on your back against the bed.

“I think so. I don’t remember much about the party honestly.”

“Awe, darn well then I guess we’ll have to have another one!”

You smiled and said

“Whatever you want Lex.”

He smiled, kissed your head, and opened the blinds.

“Wake up gorgeous.”

Sometimes Lex was a little more mad than you thought.


Originally posted by orgaaan

I’m pretty sure there are going to be A LOT more fan arts of Hazenheim’s Twenty One Falls au so I figured I’d join the party. It’s a darn great idea that I absolutely love now. Original by hazenheim :3 Yeah the outfits are a little different but oh well  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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bandofrobbers#bandofrobbers dance party, PART 1. Heck darn, pre order the movie on iTunes and send in proof of pre order to sweepstakes@bandofrobbersmovie.com and you enter to win one of the articles of clothing on this dancing man.@gublergram #dance #party #inspire#comingsoon #sweepstakes #marktwain#bobdylan #joeharper

THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL
  • heartsnbruises:
  • listening to a metal cover of Hopes And Dreams and just imagining this EPIC space battle between the United Saints Empire and Enemy of the Moment
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • YES GOOD
  • heartsnbruises:
  • metal Megalovania is definitely a one-on-one fight between Eris and the Warlord that Wont Give Up
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • OOF
  • heartsnbruises:
  • just
  • TENTACLES AND RAGE EVERYWHERE
  • like how I wished the Boss vs Zinyak fight went down
  • but Eris wasnt that powerful yet
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • Aiden:My kind of party
  • DARN
  • heartsnbruises:
  • ikr? she gets tentaekels after GoOH
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • YEEEEE
  • heartsnbruises:
  • i know i got a story snippet around here somewhere but basically Gat, Kinzie and Eris are in Hell and they're showing off
  • summoning imps and stuff
  • and Eris is just like
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • LMAO
  • heartsnbruises:
  • *holds breath*
  • *wishes really hard*
  • *slams her foot down like she did at the circus*
  • *"get me something badass"*
  • AND SUDDENLY
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • -summons mega Rayquaza-
  • heartsnbruises:
  • TENTACLES
  • or mega rayqyaza, either one
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • xD
  • heartsnbruises:
  • all her shit is just wishing for shit, tbh
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • I LOVE IT
  • heartsnbruises:
  • like her rifts jjust started with "man i wish i could pull random shit outta nowhere"
  • and suddenly BAM
  • the power of narrative causality
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • TAH DAH
  • assmagic
  • heartsnbruises:
  • I imagine all Bosses to be able to warp reality by sheer charisma
  • wether they know it or not
  • most dont
  • but cmon
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • CHARISMA ROLL
  • heartsnbruises:
  • how many people do you know can survive riding an ICBM to orbit and then parachute into the whitehouse unharmed?
  • all the Bosses NAT 20 EVERY TIME
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • YUP
  • heartsnbruises:
  • I had the whole "How the Saints Save Christmas" as a D&D campaign set up by Kinzie
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • yES
  • heartsnbruises:
  • Enter the Dominatrix is still kind of canon, she eventually works shit out with Zinyak cuz it was all a propaganda ploy by the Zin empire
  • she eventually rips his head off anyway after the events of SR4 because he then tried to betray her
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • xD
  • heartsnbruises:
  • Zinyak was a huge earthaboo
  • heartsnbruises:
  • and given our earth propaganda (rambo, arnold, kirk, etc) they waited until it was kind of a last-sitch ploy to take over cuz zinyak's popularity was flagging
  • so HEYOO LETS CONQUER THE BADASS PLANET OF STUFF THAT'LL KILL YA
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • YES PERFECT
  • heartsnbruises:
  • Eris and kinzie rig a "Final battle" that shows Eris killing Zinyak but in reality she understands his Bon Vivant lifestyle and just says "FUCK YEAH WHO WOULDNT WANT TO DO ALL THIS SHIT IN SPACE? :D"
  • 1d30cyd3:
  • LMAO
  • heartsnbruises:
  • but eventually Zinyak tires of the whole leader in secret exile schtick and tries to kill her
  • THEN TENTAEKELS AND DECAPTIATION FOR REAL