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DIY Hooded Character Blanket


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Your Kids' Bios (Calum)

Sienna Mae Louise Hood

As a baby/toddler:

Sienna was Calum’s little princess. She was his pride and joy. She was his life now that he was a father. He was really jealous when Luke and Michael had their little boys, but now he had a princess to spoil. He loved her to the moon and back. He cried when she was born and when he held her for the first time he promised her that he would never let anyone hurt and and that he would always be there for his little princess. (He also promised to take her shoe shopping whenever she wanted and to Disneyland once a year). You were both so happy to have a little person in you’re life. She was an excellent baby cooing and smiling at everyone, that was until they went home and she cried for half the night. She basically lived in Calum’s arms, she hated when he put her down. So he didn’t basically. She was a giggly baby who loved to show off in front of her uncles, dancing around in a Minnie Mouse dress.

As a child:

Sienna is so dainty, innocent and cute, Calum made sure that no one would be able to hurt her. She was a really well behaved girl, she liked reading, finger painting, tea parties, making friends but mostly ballet. She had been doing ballet since she was 3 years old, in a tutu, tiny ballet slippers and a little bun at the top of her head. She was really good at it and her teacher reckoned that one day she could be an amazing ballerina. Calum is always so proud seeing his daughter on stage, doing graceful little bunny hops and then much more complicated routines as she gets older. He buys her flowers ever time and she runs into his arms every time she gets off stage, smothering him with kisses. She believed everything her Dad told her, whether it was that she was the best dancer and the most prettiest girl in the world or that Santa wont leave her any presents if she pulls her baby brothers hair. She absolutely adored her dad. She was the boss of him though, you had to do it her way or no way at all. She was a bit of a diva, but that was mainly because of Calum’s constant doting and spoiling.

As a teenager:

Sienna grows up a lot at around age 12-13. She quits ballet for cheer-leading. She stops being cutesy and her school skirt becomes shorter each week. She stops listening to her dads ever word, and does the opposite to what he tells her. She gets a boyfriend. She doesn’t do her homework. She sneaks out to go drinking with Alex Clifford and Aria Hemmings. She definitely isn’t her daddy’s little girl anymore. She likes boys, horror films and 13-17 discos, the kind that every parent knows illegally sells overpriced alcohol but they think their child is too innocent and smart to even consider it. She no longer likes Disney movies, playing barbies with Mummy, tour bus cuddles with her uncles and she doesn’t want to spend quality time with her Dad. Ever. The little girl that used to cry everyday that he was on tour, now thinks hes embarrassing and screams “I hate you!” at him every time he tells her that she’s not aloud to do something. She is 5'8 tanned girl with long dark girls and a face that belonged on Maybelline commercials. She is what teenage boys would call “Sexy” and it made Calum worry about her, especially because she had more boyfriends that he had hit songs. They work it out eventually though and she agrees to hang out with him if he tries not to embarrass her in front of her friends.

** Nickname:** Si _(But she prefers her first name) & _Bug-A-Boo (Her Dad, since she was a baby)

Eye colour: Brown

Hair colour: Brown

Style: Girly, Hipster with a hint of stripper

Personality: Confident, bossy, likeable, some might call her a slut, but underneath it all she is a fragile, caring girl.

Likes: Fries, parties, cheer, boys, roller coasters, getting dressed up and milkshakes.

Dislikes: Staying in on a Friday night, idiots, science, sausages and when her dad’s fans call her “cute”.

Best Friends: Aria Hemmings, Maeve Horan, Anna Payne and Ryan Clifford.

Boyfriend: Alex Clifford, much to her Dad’s protests (but he was a sweet guy really).

Pets: Family dog called Molly and a Bunny called snowflake though she desperately wants a snake.

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Ethan Thomas David Hood

As a baby:

Calum really loved his little princess, but he was so excited to have a little man in the house. He wanted to teach him to play soccer (Si despised it) and play Lego’s with him. He was so excited for him to be born and once again cried the first time he held him. You thought Sienna cried a lot, but Ethan cried almost twice as much, giving you a headache as soon as you arrived home. You went for a nap and left Calum alone for the first time with him. He left the baby alone for literally a second, when he heard his newborn cry and a little girl’s giggle. Sienna, your sweet little 5 year old, had kicked her newborn brother. Calum screamed at her, which made her cry so now he had two crying kids and that made him cry because he was already so stressed and tired and he loved his family so much and he just wanted them to get along. When you came down stairs Calum had Ethan sleeping on one side of his chest and Sienna half draped over the other, and they we all sleeping. After than your kids learned to get on with each other…well they kid of had a love/hate relationship. Ethan was a really hungry baby and he was so cute. The fans called him a miniature Calum, and that was exactly what he was.

As a toddler/child:

Ethan was such a poser from a very young age. You dressed him up in really cute outfits and he was happy to pose for anyone who wanted to take his picture, whether it was you or a fan. He was literally a selfie “queen” from age 4. He was certainly cute and Calum would proudly say “He gets if from me!” when people would comment on him. Calum had finally gotten all he wanted in a son. Ethan loved playing Legos and was happy to spend all day playing video games with his dad. Best of all he was a soccer prodigy. He loved the sport and was amazingly good at it. By age 10, he was tough for even Calum to beat. He was a funny little thing, joking about everything no matter how serious it was. He was very popular at school despite clinging onto your leg and crying on the first day. He played soccer with the little boys after school and even inviting some girls round for tea. Calum and Sienna teased him, saying that he had lots of little girlfriends. He was really embarrassed and said that he was never ever going to get a girlfriend ad that he wanted to marry you instead. Calum just laughed knowing that that wouldn’t last long eve though his son was barely 5.

As a teenager:

Ethan grew up as quickly as his sister did. As soon as he started secondary school, he wanted little to do with his parents - even though they still had to drive him everywhere and he had to be home before dark. He lost interest in school and video games and instead wanted to be out with his friends. He worried you so much the first time he stayed out past curfew, Calum assured you he would be fine, but started to put his foot down when it became a regular thing. He was determined not to let his son go wild, after completely loosing control of his daughter. Calum warned him many times but Ethan just responded by sneaking out, covering a nearby town with graffiti and even trying weed (but he completely regretted it). Calum was about to completely loose his head, but then he had angry complaints of a dad of Ethan’s ex girlfriends, claiming he had cheated on her. Calum looked into this and was completely outraged when he found out that your son was a player. Ashton’s son, was a bit wild to be honest, but wouldn’t hurt a fly unless they hurt his family. As expected, both of Luke Hemmings sons were the kindest, sweetest most caring young guys he knew. Even Michael Fucking Clifford’s sons were both complete gentlemen when it came to girls (and he would know that because one of them was dating his daughter) but his son - was an asshole. Calum couldn’t believe it. He grounded your son for literally 2 months, and suck to it. Ethan was so angry, but he channeled all his aggression into soccer and by the end of it all, he was still a hard partier, but at least he knew how to respect people. And his soccer career really seemed to be looking up.

Nickname: Ethe (Family) & Lil Dude (Calum, even though he’s taller than him since age 15)

Eye colour: Brown

Hair colour: Brown

**Style: ** Jock

Personality traits: Confident, funny, asshole, smart, honest (after learing that his dad will always find out the truth)

Likes: Soccer, apples, video games, girls, parties and the beach

Dislikes: Horror Movies, lemons, girls who turn him down and his dad (sometimes)

Best Friends: Harry Irwin, Kade Malik, Lilia Clifford and Noah Horan

Boyfriend: Kaylee Payne (after breaking up with her at age 13 and again at 16, when she gives him another change he respects her)

Pets: Family dog called Molly

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Ashton’s KidsMichael’s Kids Luke’s Kids - Coming Soon

5sos Your Kids Bio's: Calum's Kids (Updated Version)

Okay, so here we go x Tell me what you think :)

Sienna Mae Louise Hood

As a baby:

(With Calum)

Calum was so excited to be a Dad, when he first met Sienna he held her so carefully and called her his princess and promised that he would never let anyone hurt her. As he shed a tear, you could already tell that he would be an amazing father.

As a toddler

(With Ethan)(With Calum)

Sienna is a really fun toddler, constantly smiling with her chubby cheeks and making everyone happy. She will make friends with almost anyone, and she loves to do ballet.

As a child

Sienna definitely didn’t stray from being a Daddy’s girl. She was popoular at school and devoted a lot of her time to ballet, but her favourite things to do was spend some time with her Dad, watching Disney movies or going for milkshakes.

As a Teen

Things change a lot when Sienna is a teenager, she parties, gets drunk, makes out with older boys and quits dance. Her and Calum fight nonstop, and Sienna is subject to constant abuse, being called a slut and constantly put down at school, but Calum blames himself for what she puts herself through.

Birthday: 7th November

Nickname: Bug-Boo (Only by Calum)

Physical Appearance: She has long dark curls, but she usually straightens them, chocolate brown eyes and flawless tanned skin. She is 5'9 and is blessed with curves that ever girl longs for, she has her belly button pierced and 4 lobe piercings.

Interests: She has always been interested in ballet and she is amazing at it but quits it when she is 14 but regrets it deeply. She is interested in fashion and beauty but wouldn’t consider it a hobby. She works out a lot, but doesn’t play sport much and with a father like Calum she has no choice but to be interested in music.

Style: Girly, Hipster with a hint of stripper

Personality: Confident, bossy, likeable, some might call her a slut, but underneath it all she is a fragile, caring girl.

Relation with parents: Growing up, she had a strong relationship with both parents but a special one with her dad, however, family game night and memorable days out in Sydney change to screaming matches and silent treatment when she changes into a teenager. Thankfully, it did change a lot later on.

Relationship with siblings: When Ethan was born she was only 4, so she was understandably jealous but it doesn’t last one, and they grow up friends but never seen eye to eye, but when they are teenagers it is them against their parents and they become very close.

Best friends: Even though she is 2 year older, her and Amelia Irwin have always been like sisters, it changes when they are teens and Sienna goes a bit wild. Aria Hemmings is almost 2 years her senior, but they are inseparable in their teens always helping each other through tough times. Ryan Clifford is the closest in age to her, but it is bad boy Alex Clifford that would do anything for the younger girl and ends up stealing her heart. She develops a good friendship with Anna Payne, daughter of One Direction’s Liam after something stupidly avoidable but unfortunately undoable happens with Sienna’s brother that makes her stick around.

Likes/Dislikes: She likes fries, parties, cheer, boys, roller coasters, getting dressed up and milkshakes. She dislikes staying in on a Friday night, idiots, science, being weak, sausages and when her dad’s fans call her “cute”.

Strenghts/weaknesses: She is amazing at ballet and can make friends easily, she is naturally beautiful and confident. She hates that everyone knows what she did to herself and the mistakes she mad, and would probably break down crying if someone outside her friends/family brought it up.

Life goals: To recover completely and to be a better person. And to dance in theaters all over the world.

Pets: Family dog called Ollie and a bunny called Snowflake.

Best/Worst Day of her life: The best day was when she was 8 or 9 and she realised how good she was at ballet, like better than others, when she was on stage during a solo and everyone was clapping for her and her Dad brought her flowers and “accidentally” let her drink champagne. The worst is the day she decided to taker her life, the night before and the following days.

Ethan Thomas David Hood

As a baby:

(With Calum)

Calum loved his little girl, but he was so excited to have a son. He couldn’t wait to teach him to play soccer (Sienna’s lessons were proven unsuccessful) and play Lego’s with him. Ethan was far from an easy baby but Calum loved every moment he got with him.

As a toddler:

(With Sienna)

Ethan was everything Calum had hoped for and more, he loved soccer, video games and Lego! He was such a poser and enjoyed getting dressed up almost as much as his sister and was named “Selfie King” of the 5sos fam. He was always such a happy kid.

As a child:

Ethan was popular at school, especially with the ladies. He would have little girls over for tea and kiss them on the cheek when they left. It was no surprise that he was amazing at soccer. By age 10, he was tough for even Calum to beat.

As a teen:

(Middle) (With Anna Payne)

Ethan grows up as quickly as his sister did and once he starts secondary school, he wants little to do with his parents. You and Calum don’t really know what to do, you have always tried to raise him as the gentleman he was but Calum is shocked to find out how bad he treats girls. Although his band mates sons are about as well behaved as his own, they all know to treat a girl with respect. Where did he go wrong?

Birthday: 14 February

Nickname: Eth, Ethiee (Sienna).

Physical Appearance: He is just like Calum, chocolate eyes and dark hair and tanned skin. He is as tall as his uncle Luke, and a body he is proud of. He has his ears pierced, and pierced his lip at one stage but it didn’t last long. He has his on and off girlfriend’s name tatted in an arrow heart to prove he loves her.

Interests: His main interest was soccer, and he was brilliant it at the start, but he also enjoyed basketball and swimming. He likes music and can play the guitar, but doesn’t make a big deal out of it. He is smart, but doesn’t plan on college, he wants a carer in soccer.

Style: Jock

Personality: Confident, funny, asshole, smart, honest (after learing that his dad will always find out the truth)

Relation with parents: He had always a great one with both of you but never favoured one over the other, but his Dad was his biggest inspiration. You and Calum end up at your wits end when Ethan is a teenager, because he is constantly in trouble at school and there is girls Dad’s ringing you up about how they broke their little princess’s hearts.

Relationship with siblings: Sienna and Ethan definitely have a love/hate relationship but Ethan has always looked up to her big sister. They become so close when they are put through tough times and Ethan is only 12 but he knew it was his job to protect his big sister.

Best friends: Just a few months apart, him and Harry Irwin have been best friends since basically before they were born. They did everything together and never grew apart. He has many girl friends as a child (and girlfriends later on) but he was definitely closest with Lilia Clifford, because of the endless days they spent together exploring cities and nights they were cooped up backstage. Although they don’t get to see each other much Kade Malik and Noah Horan (Zayn and Niall’s sons) they bonded over knowing what it was like to have a world famous dad. His relationship with Anna Payne has only ever been dogy at best, but she was the only girl he actually loved.

Likes/Dislikes: He likes parties, sport, electro bands, cheese burgers and the beach. He dislikes fruit, his Dad (sometimes), being ignored, loosing and girls who turn him down.

Strenghts/weaknesses: His biggest strength is soccer, and he can make almost any girl like him instantly. He is smart and funny and likeable. His weaknesses are how he finds it hard to love someone because he he gets easily distracted and moves on. He hates loosing, not matter what it is.

Life goals: To play in the Premier League and to be the best Dad he can be, because he was a crap boyfriend.

Pets: Family dog called Ollie and his own dog called Sam.

Best/Worst Day of her life: The best day was when he was signed to play for Aus at the world cup, and the day after just happened to be the worst.


I get a lot of inspiration from writing these ;) It would be great if you could send me some feedback/suggestions (my ask is here) and do you want more about Sienna and Ethan??

How fun is LANGUAGE?

WHAT PHRASES SHOULD MEAN.

‘You couldn’t get laid in a brothel!’ - You have very little/no money.

'Unexpected item in the bagging area.’ - I have found a lump on my testicle.

'Don’t leave your baggage unattended.’ - Attend therapy 

'Just shoot me.’ - Take the photo, I am growing impatient.

'Don’t shit where you eat’. - Don’t shit the bed.

'Don’t shit the bed.’ - Don’t shit where you eat.

'Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.’ - Don’t bite your own hand, when you’re in bed, eating all the food.


WHO SAID THEM FIRST?

“I want my mum!” - Oedipus. 

“How do you like them apples?” - God, banishing Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden

“Time to turn over a new leaf.” - Adam and Eve changing their underwear.

“The gloves are off!” - Guy who eats gloves but left them out of the fridge for too long.

“New year, new me.” - The Calendar.

“Danger is my middle name.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt.

“I’ve got a lot of making up to do.” - Fiction writer.

“Do one!” - Danny Dyer telling you to leave/The Queen telling you to have sex with her.

“It’s payback time.” - Student Loans Company (In a letter to Rhys James, 2012)

“Keep your friends’ coats but your enemy’s coaster” - Party goer. (Note: This phrase was later mistranslated)

“Is this a swagger I see before me?” - Will.I.Am Shakespeare

“We shall not be moved!” - Men watching a sad film in front of other men.

“Look mum, no hands!” - Smug amputee


HOMOPHONIC PEOPLE HATE GAZE

“Your mum!” - Good way to insult your friends.
“You’re mum!” - Good way to identify your mum.

“There there” - Good way to console people
“They’re there” - Good way to point people out
“Their they’re” - Good way to prove you’re stupid. 


POPSTAR FACTS

Lou Reed invented toilet books. 

Gladys Knight is always so relieved when it gets dark out.

Pitbull fans get a bad rap.