So I was thinking bout Nessie and how she has a working bio systems and I had an idea. Level with me. She can't enjoy pot brownie parties with her college peers cause the buzz don't take, so she decides Fuck it! Imma do SCIENCE! and make this shit work on vamps. It fucking works and she proceeds to introduce a new era of stoner vamps. She refuses to touch Aro. Ever. Cause hell fucking naw is she letting him learn her recipes and get a foothold in her monopoly. Her parents are horrified.