partnert

i honestly cant comprehend it when people say that they dont ship Jake and Amy when they are like such literal One True Pairing material like??

- slowburn, mutual pining 

- such a soft naturally developed relationship that went from partnerts at work to partners in life and their dating just made it so much richer

- the “i know youre dating another guy and i dont want to make this awkward but i just had to let you know that i really like you but dont worry i wont bother you about it”

- literal canon fake dating au

- when they start dating they try to hide it from thieir friends work family trope but they literally fail in a day

- the universe seems to tell us this is a bad idea but you know what fuck that noise i wanna be with you

- they literally accidentally kill a man by making out at their 1st official day of being a couple like?? get you an otp who can top that

- “theres no one elses opinion that matters more to me” “he makes me laugh”

- they were friends before they started dating!! and they remained silly competitive friends even after they became a couple!!

- no “now that were dating i suddenly realized you have flaws and i dont want this anymore” drama

- they literally asked for their work dads approval 

- like literally no unnecessary drama they fight a few times but none of it is ever superficial or due to bad communication?

- they literally flirt all the time and have their own silly puns and eyeroll eachother but never make the other feel uncomfortable??

- they support each other and are very attentive to the others interests? they try to become involved in things that the other likes just to make them happy??

- “i know that youre dating someone else but im here for you as a friend and i want to see you happy”

UNCLE YOMO RUINED A BIRTHDAY

It was the twins birthday and I invited Yomo and Nishiki (also Hina/Ayato/Tsukiyama/Banjou but they never came, those fuckers) and like, Kaneki was making the food while talking with Yomo, AND SUDDENLY his humor changes and he’s furious, then I see that Touka is embarrassed, and a tiny message pops out saying that Kaneki is jealous and I was like… what? of who? and then I see another message that says that apparently Yomo told Kaneki a nasty rumor about Touka, and i kept reading and Kaneki’s status was like “jealous at catching your partnert flirting with others”, the worst thing is that I looked into Touka’s relationships and she doesn’t have a romance with anyone else except Kaneki, which means that uncle Yomo is lying

you know that one uncle who always ruins family reunions? aparently Yomo is one of them, LOOK AT HIS SUSPICIOUS FACE 

Az első nyelves csók

8as a tízes boldogsági skálán, ahogy a közismert terminus tartja. Hát annyi törvényi kiegészítés kellene azért hozzá, hogy “máramennyiben tudsz csókolózni”! 
Az első nyelves csókomat nagyon vártam (ki nem?) és leaglább annyira pocsék volt, mint amennyire vártam. Most kicsit nehezemre esik írni, annyira rötyögök, amikor eszembe jut milyen rohadt nyálas volt az egész pofám! Szerintem még a fülembe is befolyt a csaj nyála. Mintha két húskarú ventillátort egymásba fordítanál. Jóég, hát meg kell halni! 

Akkor azt hittem a csaj ilyen béna, ő meg azt hogy én, szóval utána nem is erőltettük ezt a nyelvescsók témát, nem is beszéltük róla, aztán szakítottunk. Biztos volt valami blőd indok rá, de biztos vagyok benne, hogy azért történt, mert meg voltunk győződve róla, hogy a másik böszme smároló!  

Később megtanultam jól csókolózni, meg mindenhogy csókolózni és mindenhol csoklózni, mindent és mindenkit csókolni. Legyőzni nyelvvel a partnert, botrányos módon lenyomni a nyelvem a torkába vagy csak fogat paskolni, hagyni magam, megadni a nyelvem a csajnak, csókolni hidegen, melegen meg összes apró kis trükköt, amit amúgy a helyzet hoz magával. (meg nyílván az a másik, mert nélküle azért nehéz lenne bármit is csinálni!) Biztos vannak nálam okosabbak akik, írni jobban tudnak róla, de a lényeg, hogy aztán összejöttem egy csajjal huszonsok évesen és aztán amikor kigluppantottam szájából magamat, mintha egy vödör vízből kaptam volna fel a fejem, és így felsóhajtottam hogy nahát, ez pont olyan volt mint életem első csókja és pont annyira nevettem már ezen akkor is mint most. Ő sajnos csak a boldogságot látta rajtam, meg hogy ez milyen romantikus már, hogy ő az egy vagy első és hát nem is értettem, a lényeg, hogy vele sem beszéltük erről. Akkor már voltam annyira kétségbeesett meg törött, hogy kerülgessem ezt a témát, különben is hogyan mondod meg egy felnőtt embernek, egy határozott, karrierista személynek hogy bazz, ocsmányul csókolsz, gecc! De rávezetni vagy megtanítani sem sikerült semmire, semennyire sem. A lényeg, hogy nem, így hát nem, és persze ennek is szakítás lett vége.  

Némely ember mindig a lehető legelviselhetetlenebb partnert választja magának, brutális, alkoholista férjet, illetve hisztérikus, henye, pénzszóró asszonyt. Válás lesz belőle, de utána keres egy másik ugyanolyat, hogy az élete továbbra is garantáltan borzalmas legyen. Magyarország ugyanezt műveli, csak nagyban.

Váncsa István

anonymous asked:

Blease share some of your most T A S T Y Omega Tord and Alpha Tom Headcanons.

Oh gosh i wish i was good at explaning but here i go -

ALPHA TOM

◆Hes the kind of alpha that doesnt like to do one round only he likes to fill up their partnert until they smell from head to toe like him for weeks
◆Alpha tom does have some gentleness in his heart but when he’s close to knotting or climaxing he gets a little to aggressive and rough
◆Alpha tom has a pirced dick six piercings that he is praised by tord (he fuckin hated the fsct that tord tied him up and dtartedto pull on the pircing while he was feasting on the precum that ozzed out of toms dick and he actually cumed from it he doesn’t know if he felt pleasure or if just cumed from psin but whatever it is, he is going to leave tord in a park taped to a pole )
◆he’s sorta territorial with his things especially his room he hates people in his room without his permission and sometimes it happens to tord he sees someone talk to tord and he gets on defesive mode grabs tord and just leaves that place even tho he still wants to strangled tord everyday of his existence tord can be sorta cute sometimes
◆tom fucking loves eating out tord just the wailling tord does by cum number 15 is so fucking good he just loves it so much
◆STRONG BOYO

OMEGA TORD-

★He’s a nasty fuck that’s for sure, when he wants something he gets it one way or another aka if tom isn’t around to help him with heats he breaks into his room and started to hump anything that smells strongly like tom
★He enjoys a good fight before his claimed
★if pleasures right tord will sometimes wiggle his tail from side to side as away to show he likes it
★Always have a safeword always
★Tord isn’t that good at giving head he uses too much teeth and tords teeth aren’t as sharp as toms but their still sharp and its a bitch to get a biten by those
★tord loves to be called good boy he will never admit it but if you see him turn bright red when someone calls him a good boy dont even question it

Fiatalként gyakran vonzódunk a veszélyes helyzetekhez. Ez ugyancsak igaz a korai szerelmi kapcsolatainkra. Nem vagyunk elég érettek ahhoz, hogy különbséget tegyünk az igazi szerelem és a - néha veszélyes - belehabarodás, a szenvedély izgalma és az igazi veszély adrenalinja között. Egy veszélyes partnert akár erős partnernek is láthatunk. Ahogy idősebbek és remélhetőleg érettebbek leszünk, jobban látjuk a különbségeket.

De most komolyan

ha gruppenre, mandalázásra, lomizásra, állatkínzásra, lélekfestésre, auratisztításra, shoppingolásra, békemenetre keres vki partnert az okés, de amikor feldobom hogy könyvfesztivál 5 üziből 4ben porig leszek alázva (a maradék 1 meg csak simán kiröhög (gecc’ mekkora Parti lesz amikor Nagy Lajossal találkozol).
Kapjátok be gyíkok.

anonymous asked:

I really love your percabeth friends-with-benefits AU drabbles. I'm really curious to know how they started with that arrangement though, do you think you can expand a bit on that? Sorry if this is asking too much.

Percy Jackson had not planned on spending the summer of his senior year having sex with his best friend.

Oh, he’d planned on the sex part, at least. Or, more correctly, he’d had absurdly high expectations and fantasies about having a lot of sex, particularly with his gorgeous upstairs neighbor, and those expectations had never included Annabeth.

But that was before Kinzie informed him that he was an awful fuck.

She said it just like that too, only a minute or two after he’d finished, when he’d been satisfied and totally smug about the fact that, somehow, he’d managed to get in bed with Kinzie Roberts, who’d just gotten back from her sophomore year of college and spent a good portion of June sending him heated looks whenever they were in the elevator alone together. He was still holding himself up on wobbly elbows, trying to decide if he should attempt to, well, cuddle, when Kinzie’s hand pressed against his chest and pushed him off and out of her.

“That’s it?” she asked with an irritated sigh as he flopped back on to the bed. She sat up and reached for her clothes on the floor. “God, I forgot how shitty sex was in high school.”

Percy gaped at her, startled and ego more than a little bruised. “Wait, what? That… that was bad?”

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[Oneshot] Seungcheol Exceeds Expectations

Prompt:

could you write a harry potter au for jeongcheol? please?

(note: This is a Seungcheol/Jeonghan Harry Potter oneshot. Done and done, anon. lol. I love Harry Potter. I wish this had more magic in it haha. This is set in Hogwarts, during the school year.)

“Oi, Coups,” called Soonyoung, one of the sixth-year Gryffindors and Seungcheol’s second-in-command. Seungcheol pulled his gaze away from the soaring Chasers-in-training to look at Soonyoung as he jogged over. Soonyoung was sweaty and disheveled as usual. He loved Quidditch more than his mother after all, and practice wasn’t practice until he was soaked to the skin in sweat.

“How are the Beaters? Have we lost a limb yet? I’m getting impatient,” Seungcheol inquired, his voice a bit hoarse from yelling orders everywhere.

Soonyoung caught his breath for a second and bent down, before straightening up again and continuing. “Nevermind that. Guess who’s at the stands, reading.”

A glint appeared in Seungcheol’s eyes, his lips quirking. “He’s here again?” He was already turning on his heel and walking back to the side of the Quidditch pitch, Soonyoung trailing after him excitedly.

“Well–he isn’t here for you. We both know that.” At Seungcheol’s sharp glance, Soonyoung’s smile faltered. “He’s watching the Hufflepuff Quidditch captain.”

Seungcheol rolled his eyes bitterly. Hong Jisoo, the little goody-two-shoes Hufflepuff. “His best friend. Who else? I swear to sweet Merlin one of these days I’m going to spike that Puff’s drink with Fungiface Potion.”

“Like you can brew that,” Soonyoung snorted, but with another stern look he was quiet again.

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