partied so hard

it’s so cute at the end of me3 how sheppy and garrus can get married and adopt babies and sleep in til whenever because they’re retired. hahaha haha..hah :I

All these people are passed out,
on the floor in my hotel room,
I don’t know half of them,
but they all wanna know me,
and it’s 4 in the morning,
I’m just trying to fix myself,
what the hell did I do?
I’m the life of the party,

Somewhere in between,
who I used to be,
and who I’ll be tomorrow,
when the champagne blows my mind,
Thrills don’t come for free,
price you pay for dreams,
in a sea of strangers,
I can’t find me anymore,

I keep thinking about you,
how you level me out sometimes,
when I’m out of my head,
and I don’t wanna face it,
Said it’s all for a reason,
what the fuck is the reason now?
Coming down,
Bring me back,
I’m the life of the party,

Somewhere in between,
who I used to be,
and who I’ll be tomorrow,
when the champagne blows my mind,
Thrills don’t come for free,
the price you pay for dreams,
in a sea of strangers,
I can’t find me anymore,

Now it’s 4 in the morning,
And I’m trying to fix myself,
what the hell did I do,
I’m the life of the party,
It’s so hard to imagine
Who I’d be if I walked away,
Never know what it’s like
To be the life of the party,
(I’m the life of the party,)

Somewhere in between,
who I used to be,
and who I’ll be tomorrow,
when the champagne blows my mind,
Thrills don’t come for free,
the price you pay for dreams,
in a sea of strangers,
I can’t find me anymore.

Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=Hm_w4JNar-4

anonymous asked:

Which lords have the best asses? Lmao sorry I like my men to have something I can grab

do u not like ‘em bony??? u want somethin’ u can grab???

so u pull up in the jag???

then u hit ‘em with the jab???

like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun???

MY ANACONDA DON’T–

anyway have an ass ranking lmFAO

  • Nobunaga: pancake ass. he would sit on u and u would feel pain bc he so bony. it’s bc he always sittin up on a high horse or some shit (words i’ve seen graciously put by @guacameowle and i must give credit where credit is due bc i laughed for like 80 years). 2/10 bc he makes up for it by being Pretty
  • Mitsuhide: like… nice ass. not 2 plump but not 2 flat either. like perfect shape for an ass. Satisfying Ass. 8/10 bc he don’t know what 2 do w/ it
  • Yukimura: Pretty Good Ass bc it’s toned af like literally every other part of his body. yukimura is hot af idc what anybody says like u better Work Bitch. 7/10 bc he’d die of embarrassment if u try 2 feel him up
  • Saizo: lbr here saizo flat af. like idc how often the game likes to make him seem rly muscular or s/t he’s lean and that’s it and his ass bony af. 3/10 bc at least his dick game strong
  • Masamune: suprisingly decent ass. but like it Hidden under majestic hakama pants so u don’t know till he got it out. also 7/10 bc what are u a heathen??? masamune’s a good man who doesn’t deserve this Sin marvel at his ass don’t touch
  • Kojuro: an Okay Ass. like it ain’t bad but it ain’t rly that special either. has better tiddy than ass but he still bulky so u can’t rly complain. 6/10
  • Hideyoshi: very…….. debatable. like i mean he’s not rly big or anything but hideyoshi is like??? fuckin toned as shit??? have u seen his abs??? wtf. he doesn’t got enough junk 2 be plump or anything but it’s a fit ass so 6/10
  • Toshiie: dude’s built like a motherfuckin tank his ass game is like just as good as his tiddy game. will probs yell at u if u grab his ass but like… follow ur fuckin dreams don’t be a coward. grab that solid 9/10
  • Ieyasu: boy’s on the skinny side so like. he got a pretty skinny ass let’s not lie here. his thighs nice af tho so 4/10 for effort
  • Mitsunari: boy has ass for days and none of y’all will stop thirstin over it but like… understandable bc the Proof is there. 9/10 bc he’ll kill u if u touch it. 
  • Kenshin: he is Beautiful and soft 2 touch but like… kinda skinny so there ain’t enough 2 grab. unsatisfying but he still takin care of u in all other ways so like. 5/10 
  • Shingen: thickest??? motherfucker in this game??? shingen thicc as hell. 10/10 bc it’s a Perfect Ass that matches the rest of how Huge he is and he would happily let u touch it (but u gotta let him touch urs so like think wisely)
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I loved Saizo’s Ninja Birthday Story! It was amusing, heartwarming goodness.