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in honor of today’s solar eclipse, here’s this 

please do not repost or remove my caption, reblogs are great!

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me too, plagg… me too.

Marichat May (Identity Reveal)

welcome to adrien inner mind theater (again-ish)

my headcanons are that this nerd reads a lot of shoujo manga and that he really does think he’s beautiful af so here you go—

Kitty was trying to be smooth (again) but the Princess knows all of his tricks. 

She is not going to fall for any, Chat. Maybe you should change your ways…

…altho who knows. There are many ways to fall.

Dupain-Cheng 6 - Agreste 1

things i don't want to see on my dash this era

active swiftie follow trains !!! :)))))) *made by urls i have not seen in 3 years

any type of post that starts with “IMPORTANT please reblog this and tag taylor!!!!one!!!11!!!!!” and shows up five times on my dash (you know the ones)

any post with fifty reblog comments that are variations of the same damn thing

any post that has fifty reblog comments of “@taylorswift YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS LOL”

reposted edits/gifs/graphics. make your own goddamn content you cowards

and while we’re at it don’t send me asks or messages asking me to reblog your posts when i don’t even know you either. (this is exactly why i took out “taylor follows” from my description in the first place)

ok ok here are my Official partially deaf jeremy head canons, brought to u by an actual partially deaf bi jewish twink which makes me a leading authority on jeremy head canons:

  • the reason he says “oh uh well im jeremy!!” when christine says “im joking” is because he just heard the “im” and the rest was distorted (very common partially deaf thing) and he assumed she was introducing herself. she was not
  • being partially deaf has made his anxiety so much worse because he can’t make out background noise well or other people’s conversations so he immediately assumes that people are talking about him and making fun of him when he hears muffled whispers
  • he knows some asl?? not a ton because he really doesn’t need it most of the time
  • what asl he does know he teaches michael so the two of them can “talk” in class without getting in trouble
  • Michael knows how to hack anything—ANYTHING—so that it shows subtitles or closed captions. he hacked vine, he hacked all their video games, he even once hacked a livestream that jeremy really wanted to watch
  • “Michael how did you do that??” “don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to”
  • the reason michael’s usually so loud is because he’s used to being around jeremy all the time and having to sort of yell when he talks
  • Michael will crank the music in the pt up super high so that jeremy can feel the vibrations in the speakers and make out the music/lyrics better
  • ”Michael ur gonna go deaf too if u keep playing the music so loud”
  • yes he’s heard all of the “i can’t heere you” jokes. no they’re not funny
  • he wanted the invisible, itc hearing aids but he was way too clumsy to handle something that small and they weren’t good at distinguishing sounds from background noise, so he has to go with low profile aids
  • the first time michael says “i love you” jeremy’s like “what??” and michael’s like “you heard me” and jeremy’s like “no i really didn’t what did you say” and they laugh about it for a solid 15 minutes
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I have no excuse or much context for this but basically McCree and Fareeha are both Native American and they like to troll Morrison. Based on this scene from “Dance me Outside”.

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Sometimes it's the little spells that work

I used to play in a home-brewed “3.6” DnD campaign that our DM had been running for +20 years. One night, some of his old players came for a visit, so we played a mid-level one-off. Every one of us played some kind of bad-ass fighter except for me, the gnome bard that I had available.

We finally get to the Big Boss fight against a frost giant, and I’d used all my magic except for bardic singing and my once daily use of Dancing Lights. I look at the spell, tell the DM that I want to keep the lights 6" or so from his face to blind him and he says fine. I just had to make a concentration check every round and I couldn’t move more than 5’.

So the most boring fight for me ensued. I kept making my checks (I had ranks up the wazoo), and I stayed in the back until the end. When we divvied up the points, all 3 of them tried some variant of “All she did was cast Dancing Lights, she doesn’t deserve as much as us…”

The DM just looked at them and replied, “That spell partially blinded me and gave me a -4 to hit. Frankly, I lost track of how many times I would’ve hit you all if it wasn’t for that.”

Crickets…

Sometimes it’s the little spells that work best.