Pasta Aglio e Olio: a 6 ingredient fucking treat. Made this last night and the boy is literally out at the store right now buying pasta so we can make more 😋😋
Inspired by the movie ‘Chef’.
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Financial Crisis Better Business Spell

This increased power business bath is considered an emergency spell. It allegedly provides temporary relief in times of crisis. Save it for use during truly hard times and crises. It is most powerful when coordinated with the New Moon. Do not be tempted to perform this spell at every New Moon by rote: it loses its effectiveness when used too frequently.

  1. 1. Make a strong infusion from the following materials by pouring boiling spring water over them:
    Dried basil or shredded fresh basil
    Dried parsley or fresh parsley
    Coriander seeds and/or fresh coriander leaves
    Brown sugar
    Grated fresh orange zest
    Fresh orange leaves (optional)
  2. Allow the liquid to cool.
  3. Fill a bathtub half full.
  4. Strain out the botanical materials and bring the liquid to the bath.
  5. Stand naked in the bathtub and toss the infusion over yourself.
  6. Sit or recline in the water, soaking for seven minutes. Pray and petition for help and prosperity for the entire period. Visualize your prayers fulfilled.
  7. After seven minutes, drain the water and allow yourself to air-dry.

(from The Element Encyclopedia of 5,000 Spells by Judika Illes)

Slow Cooker Lemon-Garlic Chicken


1 teaspoon dried oregano
½ teaspoon seasoned salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 pounds (960 g) skinless and boneless chicken breast halves
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
¼ cup (60 ml) water
3 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 garlic cloves,peeled and minced
1 teaspoon chicken bouillon granules
1 tablespoon minced fresh parsley

Step 1

In a small bowl,combine dried oregano,garlic,seasoned salt and black pepper. Mix well and rub chicken breasts with oregano mixture.

Step 2

Heat unsalted butter in a large nonstick skillet. Brown rubbed chicken breast halves in hot butter. Using a slotted spoon,transfer to slow cooker.

Step 3

Pour water,lemon juice and bouillon granules in the same skillet. Bring to a boil over high heat,loosening browned bits from skillet. Pour boiled lemon mixture over chicken.

Step 4

Cover slow cooker and cook on low-heat setting for 4-5 hours. Add parsley and baste chicken. Cover slow cooker and cook on high-heat setting for a further 15-30 minutes,or until chicken breasts are tender


I am making a parsley and violet herbal glycerite!

Benefits: Vitamin A, C, and K, flavonoids, antioxidants, heals headaches, colds, viruses, acne, is an expectorant, diuretic, anti-inflammatory, blood purifier, soothing, cooling, reduces fever, improves digestion.

Uses: Add to soaps, face washes, teas, lotions, or take raw.

How to make it: Fill a jar with 2/3 violets and 1/3 parsley. Cover with food grade glycerine. I used soy glycerine. Stir up and remove air bubbles. Allow to sit for a month, shaking often so herbs do not just float above the glycerine.

I will post updates as it steeps!


Meet Fergus and Castiel! They just moved into The Pipsqueakery from Furget Us Not rescue in Michigan.

Castiel is blind, deaf, and has badly messed up teeth. It’s unclear whether or not he is a lethal white however, as his eyes are relatively normal in size. His brother, Fergus, appears to be perfectly healthy and puts up with Castiel’s shenanigans quite politely. They have moved in with Rupert, Quincy, and Mortimer and it seems to be going quite well so far! We have quite the little herd here at The Pipsqueakery. #guineapig #peeg #parsley #rescue

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