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Dick Kickem II: Meghan’s Revenge

I made this, and wanted to share for the tumblr crowd.

Reblogs appreciated!

A Yandere’s Guide to Romance

Happy Birthday to @valnine~ Here’s to promise of future sin!~

As well as that crackfic about yandere!genos x oblivious!saitama I promised many weeks ago.

Here on Ao3

“It’s difficult isn’t it? Watching and loving from afar when the man of your dreams is obliviously happy, living his own life—knowing that you’d never be an integral part of it? So you do little things here and there to get his attention—but unfortunately for you…that doesn’t quite work out. Instead, they brought you to me.” Genos smirked ruefully. “Forgive my Saitama, but he has always been a tad bit…oblivious to these sorts of things.”

“Like how he’s completely unaware that he’s dating a deranged psychopath?!” the captive man demanded.

“Something like that,” Genos replied airily.

or

It should be known that Genos did not do this out of enjoyment, out of sadistic absurdity, out of twisted and maniacal glee as his victim’s wails smeared the walls a beautiful, bloody red.

He did this out of love.

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Roland Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Song parody of ‘Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer’, inspired by a human-AU, “What Christmas Means to Me, or, Strange Carolers”, by tmwillson3, who does not seem to be on tumblr. I thought about saving this for Christmas, but then I realized Christmas in July fell on a Monday this year! 

Original lyrics by Randy Brooks; song first performed by Elmo and Patsy Trigg Shropshire in 1979; popularized in Canada in the 1980s by the band ‘the Irish Rovers,’ which is probably the version I’m familiar with. I can barely believe I actually rewrote all six verses. It started out with just the chorus … 

I like to imagine Dawn and Sunny are the ones singing, so I put their names in. If you feel this detracts from the flow of the song, feel free to read the FFnet or AO3 versions instead.


Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

Sunny: 

He wouldn’t take no for an answer.
He’d been following her for hours.
When she slammed the door in his face,
He lurked on her porch all night with flowers.

Dawn: 

When we found him, Christmas morning,
All marked up with pointy hooves,
He was face-down in a snowbank,
So his company was much improved.

Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

Dawn: 

Now we’re all so proud of Boggy.
He’s hardly gloated at all.
He just laughed and took some pictures,
Then on the internet, posted them all.

Sunny: 

At last it’s a merry Christmas;
A time of joy and calm and peace …
At least until Dawn hangs the mistletoe,
And pushes Marianne and Bog beneath.

Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

Sunny: 

Roland’s unashamed of his behaviour,
But he’d hide in a hole, if he could dig.
An antler practically scalped him!
And now Roland has to wear a wig.

Dawn: 

Here’s the moral of our story.
It’s a point I hope is clear:
If you stalk and harass your ex-partner,
You should be trampled by an angry deer.

Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

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Honorwatch Animated Short | “Dragunz”

The Overwatch shorts have really good visuals and animation, but really bad writing, which makes them pretty predictable. So predictable, that in a recent stream, I said I could predict how the next one will go. 

And then I animated it.

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A good parody is an awesome thing, especially when the original material is already outstanding. Last year we me the Orcs of New York, a delightful parody of the always fascinating Humans of New York project. Today let’s meet the Big Apple’s Pokémon. That’s right, it’s Pokémon Of New York, a brand new HONY parody created by College Humor.

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