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I never liked the idea of Will’s dad being a jerk, (like he is in ALL fics) I always thought he was just a guy that didn’t know how to express his love for his son in more open ways, after all Will never talked in a bad way about him, and even some of the things he loves are things his dad taught him.

I ended up joking over twitter that his dad was Ron bc they share many hobbies and the way they live, and well a joke led up to this…(Hannigram are still on the run tho  but Ron doesn’t watch tv and lives in the middle of nowhere so he doesn’t know/care his son-in-law is a serial killer) 

Hannibal will never let Will live down that his dad accepted him officially, Will regrets it so much

Bonus (how do you know what human meat tastes like wtf?!?!)

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Leslie: One of the funner things that we do here in Pawnee is the annual Easter egg hunt. Tom hides the eggs, and I have to say he did an exceptional job this year. I’ve been searching for 25 minutes and I haven’t found a single egg. And I’m an adult!  Maybe Tom’s trying to make this year a challenge. And if so, he’s succeeding. I don’t think a single egg has been found yet.

Tom: Oh… Yeah, I forgot to do that. 

  • person: So what happens in parks and rec?
  • me: YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PARKS AND REC! IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE FOREVER THROUGHOUT ALL OF TIME!
  • person: Okaay.. but what happens?
  • me: Season one, episode one. Cold opening. We begin with a close up girl playing with a plastic toy pig and cows in a sandpit. A blond woman in business attire, with a clip board crouches down beside her and says "hello, Hi, my name is Leslie Knope and I work for the Parks and Recreation department. Can I ask you a few questions?" the girl continues to play in the sandpit and ignores Leslie, but Leslie keeps talking. "Would you say you are enjoying yourself and having fun? Having a moderate amount of fun and somewhat enjoying yourself? or having no fun. And no enjoyment?" girl keeps on playing, ignoring Leslie so Leslie says "I'm gonna put down a lot of fun." Then a young boy runs in "MS KNOPE! There's a drunk stuck in the slide!" It cuts to a man lying in the top of a slide in playground and Leslie says "sir, this is a children's slide you're not allowed to sleep in here." and Leslie is trying to push the man down with a broom. Then there's a voice over from leslie which changes from a talking head where she's sitting at a park table, to leslie trying to push the man out of the slide.. "you know when I first tell people I work in the government they say 'oh the government stinks, the lines are too long in the DMV. But now, things have changed. People need our help. and it feels good. to be needed." Leslie back on the slide "could you put your arms to your side and that might help you slide down a little easier?" then the drunk protests a bit and leslie continues "do you want to come this way? we're going to need you to get out" the drunk protests more. Leslie: "get out of the slide, here we go" and leslie kicks the slide "wake up. here we go, out of the slide" and then a voice over starts as Leslie continues to get the drunk out "you know the government isn't just a boys club anymore. women are everywhere. It's a great time for women to be in politics - hilary clinton, sarah palin, me, nancy Pelosi" drunk slides down slide "We did it!" small group of people at the park clap.. voice over continues as we see leslie get her hair pulled by some kid in the park and a guy in speedos at a pool which leslie tries not to look at his junk comes up too. "you know, I like to tell people you know, get on board, buckle up, because my ride's gonna be a big one and if you get motion sickness, then put your head between your knees cos Leslie Knope's stopping for no one."
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anonymous asked:

none of these probably exist, but any parks and rec x yuri on ice or percy jackson x yuri on ice fics?

Parks and Rec:

Don’t You Know That’s the Way Love Comes?

Deputy Director of the Parks Department Victor Nikiforov gets the surprise of his life when the city government gets a visit from a pair of auditors.

This Building Has Feelings?

Viktor feels extremely strongly about local government. Yuuri just wants to balance his budget. A Parks and Rec AU.

Percy Jackson:

Take me with you

Yuuri Katsuki, son of Hades and sixteen, somehow finds his way into Viktor’s territory. The son of Aphrodite, blessed by Nike, finds an interest in the fellow demigod, and doesn’t want to leave his side.

PJO/Heroes of Olympus AU. Yuuri is sixteen, while Viktor is nineteen.

Where Love Dwells

At twenty-four, Yuri is unbelievably old by normal standards to find out about his godly heritage.

The goddess’s eyes darkens until he’s starting into Otabek’s face. She rubs the slight stubble on her— his??— chin, peering at a mirror that materialized out of nowhere to prod at Otabek’s cheeks and nose, “Ah, so this is your beloved.”

“He’s a friend!” Yuri chokes out, voice breaking.

-eavan

Banjo Boogie Bonanza (aka Banjorama)
Victor Flick, Michael Morgan, Les Hurdles
Banjo Boogie Bonanza (aka Banjorama)

“It’s an amazing instrument, the banjo.”
“Yeah. I didn’t realise it it could be this loud.”
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