parks and rec: my stuff

Hello, good sir. I will be auditioning for the part of Ron Swanson. I will not be singing because that is a waste of time. Instead, I will be handcrafting a chair from this fine piece of cedar. If I were to sing, however, it would be a heartwrenching rendition of a song that I wrote. It is called “Silence.” It has no words and no music. Thank you. I will proceed now.

Besides their mutual obsession with waffles and hometown being in Indiana, I’m convinced that Eleven would start to use completely nonsense but totally adorable compliments for her friends like Leslie Knope does with Ann, y’know? Because she’s still learning how the English language works, sometimes she comes up with non-sequitur things like “Dustin, you beautiful tropical fish” “Mike, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox” “Lucas, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth” and the boys just go along with it because…heck, it’s El


GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [1/10] relationships — Ben Wyatt + Leslie Knope

“In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with 8 people, rural farming communities, college towns, I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that this whole time, I was just wandering around everywhere looking for you.”

anonymous asked:

Got any k2 fanfic recs?

i have a really old fic rec i made back in the day (keep in mind this list is super old lol) and unfortunately i haven’t read as many k2 fics recently as i would have liked to, but here are some really good ones:

• Mysterion Trilogy - indirectkissesiniceland

     Four years of college didn’t get Kyle any closer to figuring out what he wants to do with his life, but his friend Jimmy pulls through for him with an opening in the newspaper office where he works. Newbies have never been known to get glamorous work, of course, and Kyle’s first assignment proves it: a filler piece on a costumed vigilante calling himself “Mysterion.” When a dangerous situation brings him face-to-face with the hero himself, however, Kyle—and the growing number of readers his articles on the friendly neighborhood superhero bring in—seeks the answer to a question that burns within him: Who is Mysterion?

Gold Digger indirectkissesiniceland

     When Kenny flunks out of Home Ec, his female classmates tease him about not having what it takes to “find a nice, rich man to marry.” Well, he’s going to show them. Everybody knows their future valedictorian comes from one of South Park’s wealthiest families and will make his own fortune as a successful lawyer one day. Seducing him will prove that Kenny isn’t a Home Ec failure. He’ll be a trophy husband if it kills him (and it probably will, at least once).

Required Reading - indirectkissesiniceland    

     Kenny is not particularly excited about going to the library until he lays eyes on the cute redhead at the librarian’s desk. Stan begs him not to tell said librarian that he’d like to check *him* out. Kenny doesn’t listen. 

Lionheart - indirectkissesiniceland 

     The war between Humans and Elves is over, but not without its bloodshed. Boyhood lost too soon, the Elven prince assumes the throne in the wake of his departed parents; the Wizard, former royal vizier to the Humans’ kingdom, rules in the stead of the young heir. But the Princess is coming of age, and the Wizard’s rule is coming to an end. In theory, that is.

i also have a ton of fics favorited on my account that aren’t on my other k2 fic rec. i haven’t read them recently enough to remember if they’re good or not, but if u want i can compile a list of those~


“In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns … I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you.”