parks & recreation

  • Lance: From now on we will be using code names. You will address me as Eagle One
  • Lance: Hunk. Codename, Been There, Done That
  • Lance: Keith is Currently Doing That
  • Lance: Shiro is It Happened Once In A Dream
  • Lance: Allura. Codename, If I Had To Pick A Girl
  • Lance: Pidge is Eagle Two
  • Pidge: oh thank god
  • Evan: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house! This is gonna be the greatest thing ever -
  • Connor: Someone will die
  • Evan: Of fun!
  • Connor: And of murder
  • Evan: There’s gonna drinks! Pumpkins -
  • Connor: Bloody goblins
  • Evan: Fake ones! It’s gonna be awesome. We have decorations-
  • Connor: Dead people that we just murdered
  • Evan: NOT murdered, but pictures of dead people from tv or movies!
  • Connor: Mutilated bodies
  • Evan: B-But fake ones!
  • Connor: Blood orphans
  • Evan: No blood orphans
  • Evan:
  • Evan: I… I don’t know what that is

Newt: I’m going to say something and I don’t want you to take it the wrong way - but you are being a huge dork. 

(Parks and Recreation; season 1, episode 3: The Reporter) 


Chris Pratt is The Guardian of the Gags

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: in season 3 episode 6 of parks and recreation, "indianapolis," ben wyatt slowly grows to realize that the people who work in the parks and rec department of pawnee, indiana make a conscious effort to include him not because he's the new guy, or out of pity, but because they genuinely enjoy his company. this leads to his decision to stay, and, eventually the happiest times of his life (including when he is able to run for public office without the ice town incident holding him back) because he has a supportive and incredible found family. i'm fine. i'm more than fine. i love parks and rec
Hogwarts School Slogan

Dumbledore: Alright everyone, I’ll be reading your suggestions for school slogan;

  • Hogwarts: The Paris of Wizarding Schools
  • Hogwarts: Welcome, Dementors
  • Hogwarts: The Fiendfyre Factory of Wizarding Schools
  • Hogwarts: Welcome, Death Eaters
  • Hogwarts: Engage with Voldemort
  • Hogwarts: Voldemort Is Dead, Long Live Voldemort
  • Hogwarts: It’s Safe To Be Here Now
  • Hogwarts: The School of Celestina Warbeck
  • Hogwarts: The School Of The Famous Celestina Warbeck Lawsuit
  • Hogwarts: Welcome, Dragons
  • Hogwarts: First In Friendship, First in Students Deaths