parkinson kids

I get so fucking triggered when people start talking about how every slytherin becomes  evil because firstly it is not true but also what the fuck did you expect to happen when you have been telling those kids they are supposed to be evil motherfuckers since they were 11 you useless piece of bread

Next Gen Headcannons

• Dean and Seamus are married and no one can convince me otherwise

- they have a daughter named Deamus Shay Finnigan-Thomas in the same year as the golden trios kids

- Luna was the surrogate and named godmother

- she became close to Teddy (they bonded over hair)

- she’s also close to Rose (they’re roommates at Hogwarts)

- she calls Neville her uncle


• James is short for his age and likes to sit and stand on things because it makes him feel taller

- it started when he was five and refused to talk to anyone unless he was taller than them

- when he argues with his parents or siblings he’ll deliberately move the conversation to the living room so he can stand on the coffee table

- he’s a chaser on the Gryffindor Quidditch team


• Albus is gay and in love with Scorpius fight me


• Scorpius is pan and in love with Albus fight me


•Pansy Parkinson has two kids

- her daughters name is Serenity and her sons name is Cornelius

- Serenity is a Gryffindor (which was a shock) and Cornelius is a Ravenclaw

- Serenity is in the same year as the golden trios kids, Cornelius is a year younger

- they were both born and Paris

- somehow it slipped Pansys mind that she always talked to them in French so they didn’t learn English till they were five and four

- English is their second language so they have French accents

- her husband disappeared before Cornelius was born (he’s probably dead since he was with a lot of bad people)

- she was married to Terence Higgs


• Daphne Greengrass is a Dragon Tamer in Romania

- she’s happily single because she don’t need nor want no man

- she’s best friends with her co worker Charlie Weasley

- she wasn’t ecstatic to hear her little sister married a Malfoy but she loves her and her nephew nonetheless


•Blaise and Theodore married

- Theo stayed with Blaise after the war since he had nowhere to go

- Blaise’s mother told him, and I quote, “make sure this one doesn’t die”

- they adopted a muggle girl named Francesca who was five at the time and taught them Spanish

- Francesca knows of magic since they couldn’t really hide it from her


• Tracey Davis married Terry Boot and had a son named Mickey


• Marcus and Oliver married and have three kids (two daughters and a son)

- even though they’re pure bloods their kids are half blood since the surrogate, which was the same for all three, was muggle

- the oldest is a Hufflepuff named Astrid (Quidditch captain and beater)

- the second is a Gryffindor named Shelly (Quidditch chaser)

- the youngest is a Slytherin named Harry (commentator of the Quidditch matches) (yes they named him after Harry Potter)


•Ernie Macmillan is the Potions professor and head of Hufflepuff house


• The whole Slytherin house ships Scorbus


• Lorcan and Lysander (Luna’s kids) are squibs but their family makes sure to always include them in the magic

- Deamus LOVES to babysit them

- they call Deamus Deedee


• there’re portraits of Cedric and Tonks in the Hufflepuff common room


• Neville is head of Gryffindor house and deputy headmaster at Hogwarts


• Parvati Patil died in the Battle of Hogwarts and is a Hogwarts ghost along with Lavender Brown and Colin Creevey


•Padma Patil married Anthony Goldstein and had a son named Himmat

- Himmat is a year younger than the golden trios kids

- he freaked out when he saw auntie Parvati at Hogwarts because he knew she was dead, just not a ghost (plus he might of thought it was his mom for a split second)

- Padma didn’t know either so she also freaked out when he told her and rushed to the school only for her to cry, same with Parvati



Thank you I have no life