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the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

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anonymous asked:

If someone were to be planning a visit to LA soon, what would be some recommendations that you have on things to do? For touristy and non-touristy things alike :)

BITITHCHCHCHC OH GOD SO MANY THINGS holy fukc

[THIS IS SO LONG IM SO SORRY I LOVE LA]

TOURISTY:

  • go to hollywood boulevard and walk around. go see how many movie stars you can find on the walk of fame. go see the chinese theater with all the handprints in the cement. take corny pictures with the cosplayers on the sidewalk. its vair fun okay pleathe. 
  • SANTA MONICA PIER. go at around sunset and walk on the pier/beach and then watch the sun go down and feel SO GlAD YOU DID. 
  • Griffith Observatory! Home of the Infamous La La Land ballroom-dance-among-the-stars scene. Also excellent view of the city. 
  • If you like hiking, hiking to see the Hollyweed Hollywood sign! It’s a nice hike in winter/early morning and the view is gorgeous! 
  • If you like shopping but do not have the budget for Beverly Hills, the Downtown Fashion/Garment district is RICH with latino culture (taco! trucks!) and super fucking cheap clothes. Bring cash and go wild my friend. 
  • The Grove/Farmer’s Market on Fairfax. My old stomping ground since childhood. They’ve got every sort of cuisine imaginable at the farmer’s market (LOVE YOURSELF AND GET SOME PIZZA FROM PATSY D’AMORES) (where celebrities are rumored to frequent!) and then the Grove next door is a pretty outdoor mall where you can listen to jazz music outdoors and watch the fountain show (also most notably home to: the american girl doll store as well as super bougey stores where people bring their dogs while they shop.)
  • If you like amusement parks/have the budget: we’ve got Disneyland in Anaheim and Universal in Studio City area. They also give studio tours there of all the backlots, super cool! Also six flags magic mountain if you love coasters. 

NON-TOURISTY THINGS: 

  • love yourself and go get some goddamn boba tea. my lifeblood. i would die for boba tea. my personal favorite flavors: almond milk tea and passionfruit green tea w/ boba. can be found pretty much anywhere in LA, but be sure you go to ones that are Legit. 
  • Sushi. ok people say they’ve had sushi because u can get it anywhere these days but sushi from california is sO MUCH BETTER JUST TRUST ME, AN LA HEAUX. suggested places: crazy rockin sushi on Formosa Ave. Super busy, but SO FUCKING CHEAP for how much sushi you can get. go during happy hour. you will not regret. 
  • Korean bbq. Another thing you can find pretty much anywhere in k-town if you yelp locally. You have not lived until you’ve had k-bbq. 
  • There are a lot of local movie theaters such as the Sundance Theater that do cheap movie nights or re-screenings of classics. LA loves movies so if you search and find what’s playing that week, it’s a nice way to relive the classics or see indie films that aren’t widely circulated in major cities (ie, non blockbuster films). 
  • few people actually enjoy this but if you’re like me aka a slut for scenic driving, driving up the coast to Malibu, Ventura, or basically any distance up the PCH is gorgeous. Breathe that sea air. pull over to zuma beach and go take beach ho pics. 18/10 promise you’ll discover a whole new love for all things california (as long as you avoid rush hour traffic  r i p ). 
  • California Science Center/Museum of Natural History! Located in exposition park across from USC (ayyyyyyyyy), you can metro there and go see dinosaurs and other cool things. There’s a pixar ehibit there rn! And it’s next to usc if you wanna go idk tour a college campus or see if Viola Davis is there filming how to get away with murder (she is. all the time. 2 blocks from campus. boi i die.)
  • If you like art museums: The Getty Center or LACMA are gorgeous. 
  • Urth Cafe. The Peak of LA Hipster Culture complete with latte foam art and ridiculously priced salads. A fun place to chill if you’re looking for downtime, multiple locations around town. 
  • Amoeba Records! In hollywood! Awesome rad ass gigANTIC RECORD STORE. Seen in lots of movies. Do it. Worth it. 
  • THE LAST BOOKSTORE in DTLA. A gigantic fuckin labyrinth of a used bookstore. Fun and cool and even if you don’t want books, it’s cool just to see it. 
  • Blue Plate Restuarant in Santa Monica. (not to be confused with blue plate oysterette). Order their mac n cheese. You will thank me. 
  • Huntington Gardens in Pasadena, famous library and beautiful scenery. A bit of a distance from LA but worth it.
  • If you like theater, go see a show! The theater community is really alive here in LA, and spread out all over the place.  
  • This might seem weird but tbh fun there are a lot of Super Fancy Salons ///where the stars go/// that do groupons for haircuts/dye jobs and you can get what is usually a $200 haircut for like $45 bucks? Which is not necessarily /la life/ but let me tell you one time i paid 20 bucks for a groupon haircut and they served me a mimosa while they cut my hair my dude it was a truly wild experience and i loved it 
  • Honestly just go to one of the areas like Larchmont Boulevard or Studio City or Beverly Hills Drive or Old Pasadena and walk around. If not to shop just to see the cool architecture and cutesy shops. Enjoy that cali sun :)
  • ALSO COOL BARS IF YOU LIKE DRINKING: Mrs. Fish (fish in the ceiling and live music? hell yes!), The Edison (a 1940s dress up JAZZ CLUB) , Clifton’s (another period bar with a slightly less strict dress code!), The Perch (ON A SKYSCRAPER ROOFTOP) & AKBAR (hollywood gay bar/tiny club. wednesday nights are lesbian nights, from what i’ve heard. super fun and chill if u wanna go somewhere to drink and be gay!)
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N99 Street Cute Project - Part 3

Sims4 - Sims2 DECO (most from City Life Expansion)

Festival Lights (4 styles) - cloned from Country Lights (Lighting/Wall)
Poles - cloned from Big Apple Sculpture (Deco/Sculpture)
Parking Meter - cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
City Street Map -cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
Column - cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
Round Street Planter - cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
Apartment Mailbox - cloned from painting (Deco/Wall)
Poster Sign Electric Box - cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
Fire Hydrant - cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
Street Advertising Sign - cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
Depricated Mailbox - cloned from Big Apple (Deco/Sculpture)
Ranger Station - cloned from rug (Deco/Misc)
Camping Site Restroom - cloned from rug (Deco/Misc)
Modern Republic Restroom - cloned from rug (Deco/Misc)

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Hopefully this fixes the blue on 1 side of the Festival Lights. Please let me know if it doesn’t!

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Some AUs ive been thinking about
  • my friends and i are having a contest of how obscenely we can eat our icecreams when you walk past, and you’re really hot and im really embarrassed au
  • ok so yes im checking all the parking meters to see which has the most time left on it dont judge me im a poor uni student au
  • me and my friend are bitching about this girl and you overhear im sorry i didnt know she was your sister
  • “So how did you end up in holding? And what are you wearing”
  • so im in the supermarket, minding my own business, and im so close to reaching my favourite hot sauce on the top shelf, and you’re the asshole just walks over and takes it off the shelf for me you bast- oh you’re actually pretty hot- WHO YOU CALLING MIDGET?!?!??? au
  • im the brother to the bride and you look really good in that groomsman tux au
  • I don’t know you but we’re both in the principals office because they think we vandalized the school chapel and it wasnt me so just fess up already this is going to ruin my perfect record au
  • “you know, my brother only puts out the salad dressing when someone important is over for dinner”
  • I don’t even know you but HOW DARE YOU UTTER SUCH AN AWFUL PUN IN MY PRESCENCE au
  • yeah cool we bought a mattress but why couldn’t you have just paid the fee and let them deliver it and spare me the ordeal of riding in the car with our queen size strapped on the roof au
  • we’re both in the line for an autograph of this person i know way more about than you do fight me au
  • so i work at this cafe and you come in, sobbing so hard you can barely order your chocolate caramel frappe dude im going to have to wipe that table when you’re done crying on it au
  • where have i seen you before? au
  • you crashed your skateboard into a lamppost right in front of me lol do you want some help au

sillymakerarcade  asked:

How would Quantumcurese look?How would Pappa and Russel look since there's two papyruse's in cursetale?What kind of abomination/thugs would come out of this dirty timeline?How much of a thug would Tk Dre/Adre be,since TK's a kid and dre's kid version is called Adre?How strong would the characters from this timeline be like?

Hehe~ Sorry but you get a TK!Dre since he’s the character that appeals to me the most. X’D 

In case you were wondering, his weapon is a broken Parking meter! X’D He hits the thing real swiftly O_O and when that happens…..a mix of blood change come flying off it! and yes, he wears a potato sack mask with goggles already stitched to it. 

Dre/Adre © @cursetale

Stan Marsh: And best of all, I wrote that all the Scientologists should no longer have to pay money to belong. 

Scientology President: What? 

Stan: I realize that to really be a church, we can’t charge people for help.

President: What are you, stupid?! Then how do we make money from those people?! 

Stan: …Well, it’s not about the money. It’s about the message, right?

President: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa! You don’t actually believe this crap, do you?? Dummy! Brainwashed alien souls?? E-meters and thetan levels?? Those people out there buy that crap, and I thought YOU were smart enough to see what was really going on! 

Stan: But you said that there were–

President: What’s better than telling people a stupid story and having them believe you?!  Having them PAY you for it, stupid! 

Stan: But then, why me? Why do you need me to write something so badly?

President: Because if those people all think you’re the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, then they’ll all buy your new writings, and you and I together will make three million dollars! 

Stan: Three million dollars? 

President: That’s how the scam works! But this is a scam on a global scale! Do you fucking get me now?!

-”South Park”

  • Keith: I AM NOT DRUNK I AM THE RED POWER RANGER!
  • Shiro: this again
  • Shiro: why
  • Keith: YOU THERE! I SEE YOU VILLAIN!
  • Shiro: these are parking meters, but you're right, they're evil.
  • Shiro: we hate parking meters.
  • Keith: DEATH WILL COMES!
  • Shiro: ...KEITH NO!
  • Police officer: so... you are ahm... the red power renger.
  • Keith: that's right boss.
  • Police officer: and he's the... black power ranger.
  • Shiro: *dying*
  • Keith: yeah.
  • Police officer: there was a black power ranger?
  • Keith: dude, yes, not in every version of the tv show, but yes. that's why the black paladin, i mean ranger is so precious right? he's special.
  • Police officer: hmmm...
  • Shiro: *died*
the signs as rami malek candids

aries: parking meter rami

taurus: mom jeans rami

gemini: coffee + shades rami

cancer: the holding up pens rami

leo: drunk rami 

virgo: photobombing rami

libra: flowers rami

scorpio: middle finger rami 

sagittarius: snapback and backpack rami

capricorn: subway rami

aquarius: airport rami

pisces: peace sign rami

Drunk Totty

–Drunk Totty squaring up to fight a parking meter because he thinks it’s trying to steal Atsushi from him. He nearly breaks his hand trying to punch it before Atsushi pulls him away.

–Drunk Totty carves the phrase “Are you dunkin’ my donuts?” into the kitchen tabletop with a spoon, and collapses onto the floor both laughing and crying. (Osomatsu is blamed.)

–Drunk Totty holding Atsushi close and begging him to promise he’d never leave Totty for “the Tomato Goddess, that temptress bitch with her fake fuckin’ tits.”

–Drunk Totty ordering like eleven Random House children’s books off Amazon because he thinks he’s making some sort of genius real estate investment.

–Drunk Totty trying to use Chibita’s head as a crystal ball.

–Drunk Totty leaving marks in the walls and getting paint under his nails because he’s scratching around for the “secret Scooby Doo passageway.”

–Drunk Totty bumps into a door and threatens to have his boyfriend’s lawyers “all over your bitch ass.”

–Drunk Totty crying because he let his imaginary friend from childhood “drift away” and doesn’t know how to get his phone number.

–Drunk Totty wearing shoes on his hands, walking them up the walls, and laughing so hard that he throws up.

–Drunk Totty calling Atsushi at 2:11AM and asking if he knows why orange juice is yellow and not orange.

–Drunk Totty throws a grapefruit at a shut window, and screams, “FUCK KIWIS!

–Drunk Totty transitioning to Hungover Totty and wishing for death.

–Atsushi putting Hungover Totty in his bed and tending to him hand-and-foot and leaving him alone whenever asked.

–Atsushi taking the day off to care for Hungover Totty.

–Hungover Totty asking Atsushi to hold his hand while he throws up into the toilet.

–Hungover Totty crying and thanking Atsushi for being so good to him.

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The penalties for expired parking meters are pretty over the top when you get down to it.