RED: Tell them to pack their stuff, kick their parents’ asses and run away together. BEBE: That’s not really helpful. RED: What would you have done if your parents would’ve separated? BEBE: … Running away to Vegas sounds like a great idea. RED: Wait- this gives me a great idea.
BEBE: I think I like this idea. RUBY: … Guys? BEBE: Well, I’d say that even if you love your parents they have no right to separate you. BEBE: You can’t just change your sexuality by splitting up a couple. That’s stupid. RED: And I’d never go for a guy anyway. RED: I guess… talk to them. They have to understand it and if they don’t fuck them. RUBY: That’s easy for us Tuckers to say. Everyone thought there was a gay Tucker like ten years ago. RED: *laughs* And now no Tucker kid is straight.