parents y u so good to me

neighbour!renjun

tbh why r all these accounts getting hate??? I’m not saying its funny but like its low-key funny like y’know why would someone hate on a account like its ridiCULOUS! i don’t get why someone would waste their time to say that to someone. just rude honestly


- aight so

- when u were ten your parents told u that you’d be getting a new neighbour

- you didn’t really like that idea, cause old man joe was ur bestie ngl

- anyway

- when you see the moving van appear your family goes out to greet the new fam

- but!!wait!!

- a cuTIE PIE jumps out of the backseat and y'all make eye contact for 0.029029292 seconds

- you know in hotel transylvania and how they talk about zinGS

- u aND REJUN HAD A ZING FUCHSHSJ

- moving on

- so like ur family invited them over for a welcome dinner

- and your parents figured out that u and renjun were the same age

- “y/n!!! did you hear that! you guys coULD HANG OUT!”

“yes mom I heard that I’m in the same room but ok”

- renjun was dying cause u were?so?cute?

- alSO u invited him up to ur room to play 

- and y'all fell asleep on the bed together

- and tHATS WHEN

- YALLS PARENTS KNEW THAT U GUYS WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER

- u and renjun also go to the same school!!!

- so u guys like walk from and to school together everyday and people think u guys r dating even tho ur like 10

- yOU AND RENJUN  BECOME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS THOUGH FR

- like his parents treat them like their son in law 

- same with his parents!

- u guys just go to each others houses when ever u want cause!! y'all r besties!!

- tbh this is gonna turn into a best friend! renjun shiT

- this is super cliche but u and renjun have window in ur room that line up exactly so y'all always talk through that

- “y/n who are you talking to this late at nigh- oH RENJUN!!! NVM SWEETIE KEEP TALKING”

- y'all water each others lawns together

- “renjun u missed a spot- I WASNT TALKING ABOUT ME FUCKJSKJSK NO I HAVE TO GET CHANGED”

- always ends up in a water fight

- skip to the age of 14 whERE PUBERY IS HITTING YALL

- HARD

- like u guys didn’t see each other for the whole summer cause of travelling and shit

- but on the first dAY OF SCHOOL

- YOU GUYS DID A QUADRUPLE TAKE HOLY

- renjun glowed up so hard omFG 

- sAMe wiTh yOU

- thats when yo feelings for each other became stronger

- and things got a little more awkward

- whENEVER U TALKED TO RENJUN IS VOICE WOULD RACK AND HSJKJA

- u would always tease him

- “heY rENJuN!!”

- “y/N shUt uP”

- omfg ur parents teasing got woRSE

- “ooo renjuns gotten more attractive ;)))) whats stopping you now ;))”

- “ooooh is that y/n? u should’ve told me! thEIR GORGEOUS NO WONDER U LIKE THeM-”

- honestly y'all props knew u liked each other

- time skip 16 yrs old

- u and renjun started to drift apart

- ur parents were :(((

- u guys started to focus more on school and found new friends

- y'all barely talk through windows now 

- and barely walk to school together

- bUT!! u guys still like each other!! alot!!

- anYway

- so ur parents both noticed how y'all barely talk and decided to go on a huge family camping trip over the summer!

- so like u guys arrived at ur campsite and set up ur tents

- “ok so renjuns parents r gonna share a tent and we will share a tent 00pS THAT MEANS THAT U AND RENJUN HAVE TO SHARe A TENT!!”

- y'all knew what they were doing but didn’t complain  lol

- so like your family had a campfire

- and it was rlly fun!!

- so many jokes were shared and 

- renjun remembered why he liked u

- you were so funny!!! and beautiful!! and nice!! and perfect!!

- so bedtime right

- you guys had a 4 person tent

- so u made sure there was space between u too

- it was super awkward

- buT u guys had a really long and deep talk

- “im a little sad we don’t talk that much anymore”

- “yea,,,me too,,,, its really sad cause i like you an- sHIT” - honestly u would be the one saying that

- “wait,,,what”

- renjun was stoked that u liked him back

- suddenly his sleeping bag is right next to ours and he just whispers 

- “i like u too” 

- honestly u die

- y'all fall asleep next to each other just like the first night y'all met

- u wake up 2 ur parents screeching and taking pics  of y'all

- anyway imma stop this b4 it becomes a dating! renjun (which i will make later)


im rly tired lmao

ALSO I WONT BE AS ACTIVE ANYMORE CAUSE I HAVE SCHOOL AND TRACK AND OTHER CURRICULUMS SO 

ILY

- emma

anonymous asked:

hi! can i request a headcanon for the main 3 about meeting their SO's parents for the 1st time????

ahhh first request!! i kinda went off of the basis that they’d be going to meet your parents for dinner cause idk, it just kinda fit. i hope you enjoy! ♡


{ victor }

  • he is SO excited to meet your parents aw
  • “don’t worry y/n, they’re gonna love me~!”
  • confident af cause he’s victor nikiforov??? everyone loves him
  • he’d be such a kiss ass omg
  • like he’d compliment your mom’s cooking and tell your dad he doesn’t look a day over 25 or something cheesy like that lord help him
  • he makes it seem like nbd???? 
  • he’d definitely hold your hand or have his hand on your leg under the table 
  • you would think he’d tone down the touchiness around your parents 
  • n oPE
  • he’d adore your family because they remind him so much of you
  • your family would think he’s super charming and ask you to bring him over again soon
  • “see, i told you they’d love me! but not as much as i love you!” this little shit

{ yuuri }

  • n e r v o u s
  • baby boy would be so scared
  • he’d definitely spend like an hour getting ready cause he really wants to make a good impression aw hELP HIM
  • he loves you so much and all he wants is to be the perfect guy for you, like yuuri bb no don’t change yourself
  • so just try and help him relax with some words of encouragement and he’ll feel better bc you keep him calm
  • he’d definitely try to address your parents as “Mr. and Mrs. L/N” or “sir and ma’am” 
  • STUTTERS
  • starts out awkward and stiff but he slowly relaxes
  • he’s SO sweet omg 
  • “y/n means everything to me, and it’s so nice to f-finally meet you”
  • holds your hand real tight under the table
  • you’d rub lil circles on the back of his hand with your thumb and it would soothe him sm
  • your parents would absolutely adore him, he’s such a gentleman and he obviously cares for you more than anything
  • he’s so smiley afterwards omg
  • “i love learning more about you and where you grew up… i love your family! and you!!”

{ yuri }

  • “yeah, it’s fine. no problem.”
  • he is freaking the fuck out on the inside
  • he’s giving himself a pep talk while he gets ready what a precious bean
  • he rolls his eyes when you ask if he’ll be nice 
  • “i’m not a fucking dog, y/n”
  • but you can see that he’s actually rly anxious
  • he doesn’t really leave your side the whole night
  • actually really talkative and friendly once he meets them
  • he lets his arm hang on the back of your chair the whole time
  • he would brag on you so much omg
  • baby boy isn’t good at talking about his feelings but he tries what a cutie
  • he waits until you leave the room and gets all gushy with your parents
  • “i’m… not the easiest to keep up with. did you know i always score my personal bests when y/n is there? y/n is… really special. i can’t believe they’re actually still with me sometimes. i’m really lucky.”
  • your parents want tickets to his next skate
  • gets irritated when you tell him you were standing around the corner when he said all of those nice things about you
  • but then he blushes when you kiss his lil nose 
  • and gets all pouty because he can’t stay mad at you
  • “… you’re lucky i love you, y/n.”

loganisnotanerd  asked:

I saw the ask about Connor and Evan, but what about the rest of the deh kids? How would Alana, Zoe, and Jared react to nudes?

JARED:

- he would l i v e  for your nudes like seriously

- i dont think he could get off to anything else like ever

- he worships your body 

- like everytime you guys have sex he is just like “wow……. you are seriously so HECKIN beautiful”

ANYWAYS i feel like it would usually happen on a night where jared is out of town w his parents for some dinner. and u would have gone to the mall and bought some cute undies. then you were prancing around in them and decided to take a cute pic. 

the pic would just be of u in a mirror, wearing the bra and underwear, w your hair thrown to the side 

- jared would open it and wOwZa !!!!!!

- he would have to leave the dinner table

then you would send him more. like each picture gets a little more revealing and then you are just naked

((he would probs jerk off in the bathroom to them))

(((((and maybe take a vid of it))))))


but if it was just a normal night, jared would just be laying in bed, on his phone. then he would get a good idea and text you like 

- “what are u wearing ?? “

- “y do u need to know????”

- “im imaginative”

- “kleinman, its almost fukin midnight” 

then he would probs sext you and then wonk wonk its boobs city


ZOE:

ok zoe is hella dirty and dO nOt TrY tO fIgHt Me On ThIs !!! like she would be the gf to get along w your parents super well, and seem so innocent. but she can get DiRtY. 

like i dont even feel like she would purposely start it but this is what would happen ok:

- it would be night time and she would send u a cute selfie in her tank top but a little cleavage would be showing

- you would comment on it in another snapchat 

- then she would just send you a pick of her cleavage in her tank top w literally no caption

i feel like the sexting and nudes wouldnt go anywhere tho bc zoe is so impatient that she would just drive herself over to ur house and have sex w you. but ur parents would be home so she would have to be hella quiet

but when you send her nudes its a whole different story

- she would screenshot them and send u dirty stuff back

- like really dirty

- it would shock you


ALANA

because of alana’s summer internships you guys would barely see each other all summer long :-((( like she would probably get a job in another city. so you guys would just have super long phone calls. you seriously would miss her so much. you would sleep in one of her sweaters. 

but anyways, it would be the middle of july and you were feeling a little … ya kno…. 

so you would send her a risky pic. but because alana is ALANA she wouldnt have time for these reindeer games 

you would straight up get a text from her that would say “skype. now”

- the jingle would pop up on your laptop and her cute lil face would appear

-she would be super dominant and tell u what to do

i also feel like skype sex would be a regular thing while she is away. 


BUT GUYS ALANA IS SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE DAMN

So they are best friends, fall in love, get separated because a pregnancy scare, but then she declares her love after he almost dies…

Then He declares his love and steals her at her wedding, elope, she is The One;

They have a kid, they lose him, they fight over different coping mechanisms, she flies away, he waits for her for A YEAR without batting eyes to another woman and neither does she;

She fights for their love and tries to mend them, they get divorced, she gets pregnant for a second time, they fight more, then they bend because of their story, and because they still love each other, then she almost dies giving birth and he screams at her;

Then she Is Family, he asks her to move in, he takes care of both of them, he doesn’t want her to move out, he is not dating anymore, he is jealous that she is dating, Catherine knows she should send April to Montana to help Jackson because she is It for him, he gives her love eyes, he talks about their Track record in hotels that include her first time and their wedding night, they cuddle, they come back as a family…

And you are telling me that now they are home buddies raising a kid and April is going to accept Jackson falling in love with another girl? Right at her face? And be fine about it? That they suddenly after having sex after being divorced they are just fine about it? You wanna tell me there’s no chemistry, or love, or anything? That… That’s it?

F u c k y o u

But even more, why would you, Grey’s writers, put a fandom through so much stuff, built so much hope, and decide to destroy it? Because one thing is to just split them and let them be separated parents raising their babies and moving on… A complete different is to raise our expectations, keeping them close, they making love and special episodes… and then ignore it for two months… T w o months… With Debbie Allen implying that good things would happen, and all the writers excited… And people hyping the fans about the Japril scenes…

You know what? The characters might be fake, but their stories? We let them inside our homes and our hearts, we follow their stories, they become our friends, people we admire… Our feelings ARE REAL. So why would you use us? Why would you PLAY with them? Because that’s what you did. You had tons of routs to follow and you chose the poorest. You raised our expectations only to shatter us badly. You showed no respect for people who love your show.

I am now laying down because for the first time I feel lost. This show has never been about only destroying. It’s about hope, keeping heads up and aiming for the best even when all you want to do it’s to give up and give in. But now? When does the good part start? When can we all, and I mean the characters and the fans, receive some happiness? Because I don’t think I support some writing that obviously do not care about continuity of their own characters.

So I’m not watching Season 14. I don’t wanna hear about Grey’s. I don’t wanna watch the old episodes anymore. Because my mind can’t wrap over the fact that Jackson Avery does not love April Kepner anymore, and that April Kepner does not love Jackson Avery. How can someone not understand that they have gone through so much already that NO ONE Is ever going to be able to be there for them? How can you dare to do this to us and, moreover, to them?

anonymous asked:

[ao3]/works/6785716

link to fic - [tw: menstration]

y’all…. this fic is so good…. steve is such a sweet dad… im in love….

snowwbunny replied to your post “bpdrotten: snowwbunny: bpdrotten: snowwbunny: bpdrotten: …”

You dumb fucking bitch okay it clearly says reach out to an ADULT that you can TRUST. Like hoe u can sit there in ur household for the rest of ur life and die in that hole for all I care. So boohoo your parents shat on you so what now you’ll sit there for the rest of your life? I could never get help because my parents didn’t let me blah blah police didn’t help blah blah. U dumb kids don’t know even 1% of my story OR experiences. Good? Good as me? l o l. Y'all happy y'all don’t have it “good”

You: Get professional mental health help even if you’re being abused! This is universal advice for everyone no matter what!
Me: Professional mental health help lead to massive trauma and became a tool for my abuse.
You: Call the police!
Me: The police habitually presented themselves as a threat to me and aided my abusers in blatant abuse.
You: *string of ableist misogynist insults* You’re just a dumb kid! You don’t know me!

So the only reason anybody could disagree with you is because they’re a kid who lacks experience? Sweetie, I’m a grown-ass adult; believe it or not, adults have teenage experiences too. And my point was that we actually fucking tried exactly what you told people to try, repeatedly, and it hurt us worse every single time.

So yeah. I have experience. It says your “solutions” are half-assed and don’t work for everyone.

I don’t know your story, and frankly I never claimed to. But that’s just it: You don’t know the story of every single abused kid ever. Yet you prescribe a single solution and claim it will fit all of them.

I also love the false dilemma of “seek professional help regardless of your circumstances”  vs “sit in your house and never do anything ever.” Would it surprise you to know that I’ve been married, had a child, begun transition, had a bout of therapy, figured out a lot of my mental illness and my disability, found my religion, left my abusers, literally traveled across a continent to be with my loves in a supportive and abuse-free environment, and am lined up to reenter professional therapy upon my return home?

You don’t know my story either. And you’re the only one claiming to. I’ve progressed and moved forward - and, yes, back because life is not perfect - in countless ways over the past decade and a half or so. I didn’t need to subject myself to greater abuse or greater harm to do so on my terms. Which, in the end, is what matters.

You’re embarrassing yourself more with every single post you make here. Follow the first rule of holes: When you find yourself in one, stop digging.

Late Nights

Request: 

  • Maybe a basement Gerard smut where the reader is the dominant one? It would make my day!
  • Can you do a smutty basement Gerard?
  • can you do a basement g imagine where him and y/n are watching a horror movie late at night in his room and they’re all cuddled together and stuff and he gets a boner and he’s like super embarrassed and insecure and like oh my god im so sorry i respect you so much y/n please dont hate me!!! but y/n likes him back so it’s all good. it can end fluffy or smutty whatever u feel like. this is so cliche but im desperate for basement gerard cause honestly? what an angel. thanks in advance!! :)

“What should we start off with? I got all the Halloweens, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Omen…” Gerard rattled off a few more titles as he examined his movie shelf. Gerard was a horror movie junkie and had a huge collection of every cheesy slasher film known to mankind. With his parents were out of town and brother staying at a friend’s house, we had the whole house to ourselves and planned a horror marathon. 

“Uhhh how about Halloween?” I suggested.

“Okay, sounds good. Do you want another soda? I can go upstairs and get one if you need one?”

“No, i’m good. Thanks though,” I chuckled, shaking my head lightly. Gerard always waited at my beck and call, even though I’ve told him many times he doesn’t have to do that. I’ve given up telling him that, concluding that it was simply the type of friend he is. I patted the spot next to me as he flicked off the light switch, the title screen being the only light source. He flopped down next to me, pressing play on the remote and turning to face me.

“Want some popcorn?”

‘I’m good.”

“You sure? I added extra butter,” he chirped, flicking one of the kernels in his mouth.

“Maybe later, I just want to cuddle with you.” I could the tint in his cheeks from the light of the TV as he sat the bowl on his night stand and scooted closer to me. I laid one arm and leg across his body, almost laying on top of him as we watched the movie in comfortable silence. He wrapped his arms around my torso, staring at the screen intently. I began to get sleepy from the comfortable position, making me shift and try to readjust myself. I heard a small gulp come from the body under me as I rolled more onto Gerard’s chest, not even realizing I was practically grinding my lower half onto his.

“S-Stop that,” Gerard mumbled, staying oddly still.

“Stop what?”

“Y’know…moving.”

“Why?” As soon as I said that, I felt something poke at my inner thigh. My eyes widened in realization, making all the color drain from Gerard’s face. He got a boner. From me. I always had a crush on Gerard, but never acted on it since he was so shy and reserved around me. “Did…did you-”

“Oh my God i’m so sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. You’re my best friend and I don’t want to screw anything up. I respect you so much Y/N p-please don’t hate me. I-” 

“Gerard, it’s okay,” I interrupted his rambling, placing a hand on his cheek. 

“So you don’t hate me?”

“Of course not…do you want me to help you with that?” Gerard’s color came back in full force, making his whole face beet red as he pulled the sleeves of his long sleeve over his hands.  

“Wh-What?”

“I can help you take care of ‘that’, if you want me to,” I offered, gesturing down to the tent in his pants. 

“Oh uh, o-okay sure if you want to.” I lifted myself off of him, resting on my knees in front of him as I looked over his hard on in awe. The sweats put no restriction on it, giving me a glimpse of how big he was. “Y/N…” Gerard breathed out as I palmed him through his sweats, shuddering when I added pressure. Something about Gerard’s lack of experience and innocence was so attractive to me.

“Shirt on or off?” I asked, pausing when his hand rested on mine as I tried to pull off his shirt.

“On please.” I nodded, not wanting to push him too far out of his comfort zone. I moved down to his pants instead, looking up at him for permission. He nodded, signaling for me to continue. I slowly lowered the fabric down to his knees, along with his boxers. I wrapped my hand around his base, giving him a few gentle strokes. Gerard grunted in response, biting down on his bottom lip. I ran my thumb along his slit, smearing the precum around the tip. Gerard whimpered and bucked his hips into my hand eagerly. I leaned down licked along the under side of his shaft, hearing him draw in a sharp breath. I wrapped my lips around his tip, sucking on it slowly before lowering my head down his length. I felt Gerard’s fingers thread through my hair, slowly pushing me down. I gagged as his tip brushed against the back of my throat, making Gerard instantly pull his hand away. “Are you okay? Sorry, shit i’m sorry. Did I hurt you?” He asked frantically, caressing my cheek as I pulled off of him.

“It’s okay, i’m okay. You’re just really…big.”

“Oh, I don’t know about that,” he chuckled nervously, running a hand through his hair as he smiled widely at the compliment.

“You’re so cute,” I giggled, giving his lips a peck before moving back down to his cock. I took him back into my mouth, taking in as much as I could without gagging on him and stroking whatever I couldn’t fit. I hollowed out my cheeks and bobbed my head, earning a string of moans and profanities from Gerard.

“Holy f-fuck Y/N, that feels so good…” His moans encouraged me, making me go faster. “Shit, don’t stop…oh god i’m gonna-” His voice broke into a loud groan, his knuckles turning white at the hard grip he had on the sheets as he came. I bobbed my head a few more times, dragging out his orgasm as I swallowed his load.I pulled my mouth off with a loud pop, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand. I giggled as I looked at him, his head leaned back onto the pillow with his eyes screwed shut and mouth slightly agape. 

“How was that?” I asked as I laid down next to him. 

“Good…really good. Thank you.” He smiled lazily before wrapping his arms around me, giving me a soft kiss. We barely watched any movies that night. 

forced marriage ; jeon jungkook (part 1)

genre: ???? angst, fluff and a little smut (fluff and a little smut will be a little towards the end)

summary: you’re forced to marry someone you hate, but does your feelings change?

yall im not smart at weddings im not married ok

part 1

“we want you to get married!” jungkook’s mum announced as your parents and his clap hands.

you stood there, unamused.

so i’m going to get married to someone who i hate? you thought.

“what do you think, jagi?” jungkook’s sweet, innocent voice ran through your ears. you put on a fake smile.

“i think it’s perfect.”

“i’m glad.” jungkook fake grins. “i was going to propose to her, but i guess you’ve beaten me.”

“oh, i’m sorry honey.” jungkook’s mum says, “we didn’t know, but i’m glad you were considering to.”

jungkook nods, “when’s the wedding?”

“in two months.” jungkook’s dad says.

you and jungkook nod. your palms were sweating. you did not want to marry and live with a jerk for the rest of your life.

“you and jungkook can start looking for a home you both can live in.” your dad says, “the wedding will come by quicker than you think.”

“well, you lovebirds, why don’t you start looking for homes?” your mum claps her hands. you and jungkook nod as jungkook intertwines his hands with yours.

can i not just live in my apartment? you thought.

“aw, look at you both!” your mum and jungkook’s mum smile.

“we’ll see you later, me and y/n will look for some.” jungkook says.

“see you later.” you say as you and jungkook get out the house of his home.

“what, the, fuck.” you say. “i am not marrying a jerk like you.” you snatch your hands off him.

“c’mon princess.” jungkook puts his hand on your chin, “it’ll be fun.”

“i feel bad for your girlfriend. you’re two-timing her.”

“she knows i’ll never love a scum like you.” jungkook says.

“whatever. even if i move in with you, i’ll make sure i keep a far distance from you.” you pinch jungkook’s hand, and he takes his hand off your chin and rubs the spot.

“i’ll see you- actually, i don’t want to see you.” you say, walking way from jungkook quickly as you walk back to apartment.

jungkook smirked and laughed, “oh y/n..” he shook his head and went back indoors.


“i swear jungkook is nice.” jimin said as you took another slice of pizza. jimin was your best friend. he was way nicer than jungkook, but jimin and jungkook are really close too. it made situations more awkward.

“to you! but to me, no, he’s a fucking jerk.” you say, “i hate him. honestly, i’d rather marry you than marry him.”

jimin bursts out in laughter, “you would?”

“i would. you’re like prince charming and he’s like a fucking spoiled rat that gets cheese everyday.”

jimin laughs, “i can guarantee you jungkook is nice.”

“whatever.” you roll your eyes. “my parents love you, why don’t they just pick you to marry me instead.”

jimin continues to laugh, “you’re so funny y/n.. a guy like me? you could do so much better.”

“can we just switch the topic? i don’t even wanna talk about prick-face.” you groan and take a sip of your drink.

“okay, okay.” jimin chuckles, “so…”

-

our parents said we should check out some homes. you free?

- jungkook

yeah, i’m free. i’ll meet you there.

- y/n

cool. see u.

- jungkook

“parents want me.” you say, gathering some stuff and putting it in your bag.

“good luck.” jimin says, “i have to leave too, taehyung invited me for some games.”

you nod, “thanks for coming chim. i’ll see you soon.”

“yep, see you. it was no problem.”

you ruffle his grey hair as he smiles. “i’ll go down the ladder from your window. it’s actually fun and makes me feel like a spy.”

you laugh, “alright then. be careful!”

“i will!” he shouts from the window. you giggle and head to jungkook’s house.

once you reached there, you ring the doorbell and jungkook rolls his eyes. he kisses your cheek.

“hey, jagi, great to see you.” jungkook says. obviously it was so fake.

“i missed you, kookie.” you say. you then roll your eyes at the act. 

“my future son-in-law will be such a great husband.” your dad comments, making you roll your eyes even more. you pulled away from jungkook’s hug and sat on the couch next to your mum.

“so, do you want to start house hunting?” jungkook’s mum asked you both. you shrugged, “i don’t mind at all.”

“it’s settled then!” she says, “i found a website that has gorgeous houses. you can see them after.”

you and jungkook nod as she hands the laptop, “do you want to half pay each your rent? or i could-”

“eomma, i was actually planning to pay the rent.” jungkook says, smiling at you, “i’m the husband here. i should be making my wife happy.”

he squeezes your hand.

he’s acting so well. you thought. might as well win an oscar for your acting.

“are you sure?” you ask, “i don’t mind paying the rent.”

“it’s all on me.” jungkook said, “don’t worry about it.”

“alright then.” jungkook’s mum says, “you’re so sweet, my kookie.”

jungkook chuckled, “it’s nothing. i just want my wife to be happy.”

you roll your eyes mentally, yeah right.

a couple of minutes later, you seemed to have eyed a house that jungkook did too.

“eomma, appa, i think we’ve found the perfect house.” you say. jungkook turned the laptop so it faced the parents. they all look at each other.

“a perfect house that suits a perfect couple.” jungkook’s dad spoke. everyone nodded, agreeing.

“well, let’s check it out!”

anonymous asked:

My father's been a pretty shitty one the past few days... the new chapter and just positivity and happiness radiating from you, dad, and this blog and ever other kiddo makes me a but happier.

First off, I will fight your father. I hate parents that are bad, since I’ve experienced y’know, bad parents and that’s kinda why I ‘adopted’ you all, since I wanna,,, I dunno how to word it, just be a good dad in a way

but I’m just so glad I can make you even the smallest big happier

It really makes my day to see everyone else happy and smiling and such because of something that I started because it makes me happy

and I’m glad I can been seen as a ‘father figure’ (sure, I doubt anyone actually sees me as one b u t at least as a positive influence)

just know that I really love all of you guys and that I am always here for you all ! 

fandomhavenskittles  asked:

GOOD NEWS THAT CAME AT IRONIC TIMING SINCE I JUST READ YOUR REPLY RIGHT AFTER THIS HAPPENED. MY PARENTS ARE LETTING ME BUT HOURGLASSES CAUSE THEY LEARNED THAT I PLAYED MM AT 3 AM (I am smol so I didn't want to buy hourglasses cause I'd have to ask my parents ). I HAVE FOUND THE SOLUTION TO ALL MY PROBLEMS. V CAN SEE AGAIN, SAERAN'S GETTING A ROUTE, THE WORLD IS AT PEACE. LIFE'S GREAT, 4. IT'S SIMPLY GREAT.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B R U H Y E S

WE NEED !!!!!!!!!!!! SAERAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHERITZ HAS CLEARED MY FACE, WATERED MY CROPS, EASED MY STRESS- ~4

*KICKS DOWN UR DOOR AND BREAKS UR TABLES* HOLY SHIITTT

MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME AFUCKINH COMPUTER ANAKAJDBFBDFBSBSHSK OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL Y E S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S. S S S S S S S S ABAVABABSBDNDBDNFNFNFNNFNFFNNF IM SO BLESSED RN. THANK U GOD IF UR REAL THANK U MOMTHER FOR MY LIFE AND THANK U PAPI FOR MY COMPURETER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anonymous asked:

90s sexting through a chat room with Eric?

You go to your computer after dinner and wait for it to turn on, leaning back in your chair with a small sigh. Eric had been sick today and you missed the flirting at your locker and stealing kisses during lunch. Finally AOL loads and you smile when you see he’s online. You start to type when a message pops up:

REB DoMiNe: hey baby. how was your day?
Y/u/n: hey Reb! it was good. I missed you. are you feeling better?
REB DoMiNe: I missed you, too. yeah, I think it was a stomach thing. I’ll be back tomorrow. I thought about you all day
Y/u/n: I did too. I got your assignments too btw. what did you think about me?
REB DoMiNe: thanks. you know, the usual stuff ;)
Y/u/n: are you sure you’re sick? ;)
REB DoMiNe: I’d be there in 2 minutes if I wasn’t still coughing. you don’t know how bad I want to see you
Y/u/n: how bad?
REB DoMiNe: so bad… I’d sneak in really quiet so your parents won’t hear
Y/u/n: I’m wearing my red bra and underwear
REB DoMiNe: fuck. you know how much I like those. I’d pull them off with my teeth if I was there
Y/u/n: you getting turned on Reb?
REB DoMiNe: you’re making this hard baby

You sit back in your chair, grinning. I wonder how far I can take this…

Y/u/n: I want to suck it

Eric immediately begins palming himself over his jeans.

REB DoMiNe: I love your mouth
Y/u/n: you always taste so good. remember that time with the chocolate syrup?
REB DoMiNe: I loved that. tell me more
Y/u/n: touch yourself, Reb

Eric glances down, his hand already firmly working inside his jeans.

REB DoMiNe: way ahead of you. I want to come over so bad
Y/u/n: get some sleep and we’ll see about tomorrow ;)
REB DoMiNe: wait don’t go

You giggle and chew on your lip. There’s no harm in finishing him off.

Y/u/n: I want you to fuck me like an animal
REB DoMiNe: fuck
REB DoMiNe: I have to clean my keyboard

You start giggling more, raising your eyebrows. You must have quite the effect on him if that’s all it took.

Y/u/n: night, baby ;) love you
REB DoMiNe: love you too. you’re mine tomorrow

anonymous asked:

Ooh congrats on ur license!! You should drive the hell out of it while it's summer, get that post-school adventure thing going on. My week's been good, my parents finally let me stay out til dark the boys from my gang walk me home it's really fun (so lame ik but I finally feel like a real teenager) and my bff has a bday today & we're going shopping so that's cool. Anyway hope u make out the most of your license and have fun! Love ya u rule 💕 (ukno who I am after the hearts idk y im on anon lol)

thanks!!!! yeeah man although i only drive to like … 3 places??? and i have to wait until my mom comes home so i can use the car but YEAH imma adventure this summer!!! also lskhjf what you have a gang of boys that walk you home thats the sweetest thing ever??? and sounds like fun man its not lame?????? also ooo how was the bday??? hope you and your best friend had a good time!! love ya too also i love the hearts its like your trademark 

anonymous asked:

How would the Sakamaki brothers react to their s/o telling them they were pregnant?

(ノ*゜▽゜*)

Shu: “Huh? Pregnant … …?” (”Yes Shu”) “…. ….” (”S-Shu? Are you not satisfied?”) “Is it a girl or a boy?” (”A-Ah! We aren’t sure yet …)” “Great, little rascals running around. It’s fine, let’s be good parents okay S/o?” (”Yeah!”)

Reiji: “Pregnant. Boy or Girl?” (”We aren’t clear on that”) “… … I will have to make some adaptions to the mansion if that’s the case, so troublesome” (”S-Sorry Reiji … ?”) “Needn’t apologise, you better take things cautiously and eat correctly, let me know if your needs aren’t satisfied” (”R-Reiji, the child isn’t fully developed quite yet I can still–”) “I will have nothing of it! Do as I say, this child will receive all of our attention, understood?” (”U-Uh, yes …”)

Laito: “A baby? Bitch-chan I could’ve sworn we wore a condom every time …. …. don’t tell me that one time in the–” (”L-Laito! Please refrain from being so explicit, the baby might hear …”) “Well Bitch-chan, is it a boy or a girl?” (”Not sure yet … …”) “Well regardless, we will be good parents!” (”I’m happy to see you are so eager Laito”)

Kanato: “P-Pregnant … … … ?” (”U-Uh Kanato, why are you tearing up … …”) “I-It’s just … … you won’t p-pay so much attention to … me” (”We will be having a child Kanato! It’s no time to be thinking of one’s self”) “I … … is it a girl or a boy?” (”E-Eh? I’m not sure yet …”) “Well, what I hope for will change nothing then. Let’s do our best S/o-san” (”E-E-EH?! Y-You’re eager … ?”) “Of course I am, please refrain from misunderstanding me S/o-san” (”I-I apologise”)

Ayato: “Preggers? Huh, ya’ sure Chichinashi?” (”Don’t talk about this as though it is a joke Ayato …”) “Ah, sorry but, really? When did we …” (”A few weeks ago”) “Huh … … O-OH! That was … … oops” (”Please don’t be so discouraged …”) “I-I’m not … … is it a girl or a boy?” (”O-Oh, I’m not sure … …”) “Heh, boy or girl, I want them to be great at basketball, just like me!” (”Y-Yeah, I’m glad you’re eager Ayato”)

Subaru: “H-H-Huh?! P-Pregnant?” (”S-Subaru! You nearly fell off your chair … … is this news that bad for you?”) “W-What? Not at all! I’m just … … when did we … T-Tch! Never mind about that, boy or girl?” (”Oh! It’s not clear to us yet”) “Hm, ya’ know I love you right S/o?” (”Y-Yeah … …?”) “J-Just … … I want us to raise this kid right, without any mistakes!” (”O-Oh, of course, Subaru”) “Heh, I wonder if he will get my hair … (”That would be very cute!”) “O-Oi! Quiet down or the whole house will hear ya’ … … (”S-Sorry, it was a funny thought … …”)


~ Admin A / Alice

i drew a thank u card 4 two teachers at my school for essentially becoming my substitute parents n getting me thru year 12 in one piece. i love them So So much n idk how 2 express my thanks except thru cheesy awful drawings

Bias Wreckers are cOMING BACK WHY

so tbh who even has a stable bias list anymore. FUCKING ALL OF BTS NOW WRECK ME REALLY HARD 24/7 SO HERE’S WHY:

HOSEOK- his fuCKING NOSE IS SO CUTE. AND HIS FOREHEAD. THE WAY HE LOOKS WHEN HE SWEATS AND HIS HAIR GETS PUSHED BACK AND HOW CONFIDENT AND CUTE HIS STAGE PRESENCE IS… ISTG THAT BOY

JIMIN-  hIS FUCKING PRETTY BOY MOUTH AND SMILE. SHIT. HIS CHEEKS, THIGHS AND HIS FUCKING CARING DEMEANOR TOWARDS EVERYONE???!!! AND HIS HELL OF A SWEET ASS

JIN- oVERALL PRETTY BOY AND THE FACT THAT HE WANTS TO BE IN DRAMAS AND HAVE MOM’S WHO WATCH HIM SAY “hE WOULD BE A GOOD SON IN LAW.” HIS CUTE OBSESSION WITH NINTENDO, PINK, AND CHARMANDER W T F

JUNGKOOK- hE’S SUCH A SHY AND EASILY FLUSTERED SWEET HEART WHO CAN TURN INTO HOT THOTTIE IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS??!!!!! LIKE WYD? AND HE LOVES TEASING ALL HIS MEMBERS BUT HE’S SUCH A BIG FAN OF PIKACHU HIS BBY SIDE WON’T ALLOW HIM TO BE FULLY GROWN

NAMJOON- hE’S SO FUCKING CUUUTE,,, AND HOT WHY. hIS SMILE= MY DEATH AND HE’S SUCH A RAY OF CLUMSY N’ CUTE PASTEL OMFG HIS GUDETAMA AND RYAN OBSESSION LORRRDD HAAAVEE MERCY ON MY SOUL+ TODAY’S CUTE ASS LIVE STREAM

YOONGI- dIS BOI. hE’S SO CARING AND LOOKS AFTER LITERALLY EVERYONE BESIDES HIMSELF OMF. hE fuckING BOWED ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS PARENTS AT THAT ONE CONCERT AND CRIED BECAUSE HE GOT SICK AND COULDN’T PERFORM ONCE. cARING SOULS HURT ME SO MU CH

TAE- sUPPOSED TO BE MY BIAS BUT ALSO I LOVE HIM SO FUKING M U C H. hE’S SWEET AND WANTS TO BE A GOOD FATHER AND HAVE LIKE 5 KIDS BC HE LOVES THEM SM. H E’S ADORABLE AND HAS TH E MOST CHARMING SMILE AND IT MAKES MY HEART HURT SO MUCH BECAUSE HE’S SO KIND AND WARM HE’S SO NICE TO EVERYONE HE MEETS.

this is why my life is ruined.