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really every smiley is an unmatched parenthesis, but thinking too much about that is probably not conducive to sound mental health

(: is it sweaty :)

Dorm/Apartment Safe Spells from My Grimoire

Here are some spells from my current online Grimiore that are safe to do in dorms and most apartments with if needed simple replacements in parenthesis by them.

Banishing:

Beauty:

Binding:

Calming:

Creativity:

Cleansing:

Cosmic Witchcraft:

Curses:

Dream Work:

Friendship:

Glamour:

Grounding:

Happiness:

Love and Self-Love:

Luck:

Memory:

Money:

Psychic:

Protection:

Strength:

Wishes:

Witch Tip:

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“Funniest member in exo, as named by the fans. Least understandable sense of humor, as chosen by the members. The celebrity who will bring a translator if you don’t get his jokes, as said by himself. EXO suho, parenthesis, real name Kim Junmyeon, close parenthesis, aka the funniest in exo vapp broadcast.” - suho awakens 160116  #happysuhoday🎈🎂

anonymous asked:

How do I tell someone I'm non-binary in Japanese?

if you just want to say “i’m non-binary”, you could say:

日: (僕・私・自分は)Xジェンダーです。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) x-jendaa desu.
en: i’m non-binary.

note that the first part of the sentence is in parenthesis because in Japanese it’s common to drop the subject of the sentence, even though that isn’t the case in English.

that said, if you want to be more specific (and if any of these happen to describe you), you could also say something like:

日: (僕・私・自分は) 無性です。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) musei desu.
en: i’m genderless / agender.

日: (僕・私・自分は) 中性です。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) chuusei desu.
en: i’m gender neutral /  an androgyne.

日: (僕・私・自分は) 両性です。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) ryousei desu.
en: i’m bigender / ambigender.

日: (僕・私・自分は)不定性です。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) futeisei desu.
en: i’m genderfluid.

the above gender identities are relatively common among non-binary people in Japan. note that 中性 / chuusei can potentially translate into two different genders in English. i’d say it’s commonly used to mean androgyne within the non-binary community, but there’s also a strong association with gender neutrality because 中性的 / chuuseiteki is often used within society in general to mean unisex or gender neutral.

having said all that, just like when speaking English, the person you’re talking to may not be familiar with the above words. in that case, you might need or want to explain what being non-binary means for you.

日: (僕・私・自分は) 男性でも女性でもないです。
jp:  (boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo nai desu.
en: i’m neither male nor female.

日: (僕・私・自分は) 男性でも女性でもなく、性別はないです。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo naku, seibetsu wa nai desu.
en: i’m neither male nor female. i have no gender.

日: (僕・私・自分は)男性と女性の間の性です。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei to josei no aida no sei desu.
en: my gender is in between male and female.

日: (僕・私・自分は) 男性でもあり女性でもある性です。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo ari josei demo aru sei desu.
en: i’m both male and female.

日:(僕・私・自分は)男性でも女性でもなく、ある性別の間に性自認が変わります
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo naku, aru seibetsu no aida ni seijinin ga kawarimasu.
en: i’m neither male nor female, my gender identity changes from gender to gender.

日:(僕・私・自分は)男性でも女性でもなく、 いずれも全く関係ない性です。
jp: (boku / watashi / jibun wa) dansei demo josei demo naku, izuremo mattaku kankei nai sei desu.
en: i’m neither male nor female. my gender is completely unrelated to either of those genders.

……..and i totally took this relatively simple ask and ran away with it. oh well. hopefully it helps you, anon. either way, this post is officially my *points at this* post for future asks. lol

*** how to help do5 kids***

UPDATE: all of do5′s videos have been taken down.

i’m making this post because i understand that watching the videos themselves is triggering, so i will do it for you.

  1. click on the link
  2. click the three dots under the video
  3. click the flag icon that says “report”
  4. select “child abuse”
  5. for timestamp, input the time i place after the link.
  6. for the description, you can input your own message or include mine in the parenthesis.
  7. have adblocker up.

if we can get youtube to take down ONE MORE VIDEO, he will lose the channel. ok? please report. here we go

Dad goes on a RAMPAGE @ 5:21 (father egging children to tackle younger child; they pick him up and slam him on the floor as dad films.)

Kids get the BELT!  @ 19:36 (brothers beating up emma, trying to choke her out, then hits her with a belt)

KID GOES DOWN THE STEPS HEAD FIRST  @ 31:11 (father threatening to kick child in the face)

Cody gets BULLIED @ 3:06 (exactly as the title says, the two older brothers just torment and bully cody and occasionally hit him)

DAD AND CODY MAKE A VOLCANO!!   @ 15:43 (father hits cody’s arm for no apparent reason; arm has visible bruises)

please please please report these videos and DON’T just reblog some fucking ms paint star and pray, jfc

if you have the “spoons” or fortitude or whatever, please also report mommyofive’s channel which is the stepmother. i will make another post for mommyofive’s channel if anyone requests.

queen-of-parenthesis  asked:

So I want to get into clipping. but idk how I'd go at it. Is there a certain order I should to the songs in or something you'd recommend?

GOOD ASK!! it really depends on what kind of stuff you’re into, but I think their latest album Splendor & Misery is a good place to start (its my fave album by them so far). Here’s the synopsis:

like…………..i love them

OK SO u should listen to these songs in the order they appear on the album bc its a narrative (u should do that for all of their albums tbh.. im not like a Music Purist but if the band puts their tracks in a certain order they did it for a reason….also use headphones) here is the full album on youtube, tracklist in the description, which is nice bc it preserves the smooth transitions between the songs unlike spotify or bandcamp

If you like Splendor & Misery they have 3 other albums u can listen to:

Wriggle came out last summer, its.. it sounds like the album cover, basically. like a few of these songs legit fluster me to the point where i get embarrassed listening to them around other people LMAO.. anyway its a great lil EP that gets bonus points in my brain bc Cakes da Killa and Antwon have verses on it and i love them both

CLPPNG is from 2014, its the first album i heard by them & it is very close to my heart. I think Get Up is the song that made me a clipping fan, but tbh i like every track on this album save one. Fun Fact the title doesnt have i’s bc daveed didnt write any of it in first person which is pretty cool

Midcity is their first album its rad as shit and harsher/more ear-bleedy than their other ones and i just remembered as i typed that that THIS is actually the first album i heard by them, i listened to it when it first came out and didnt like it because my music taste in 2013 was like, sad indie men in the woods. anyway, get money

“We are travelers on a cosmic journey, stardust, swirling and dancing in the eddies and whirlpools of infinity. Life is eternal. We have stopped for a moment to encounter each other, to meet, to love, to share.This is a precious moment. It is a little parenthesis in eternity.”

– Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

  • Veronica: Oh goddamn it…
  • Veronica: It’s a text from JD. It says “We need to talk colon right parenthesis.”
  • Heather Duke: Hahaha! I do not envy you!
  • Heather: *Gets notification.* Oh sorry that’s me.
  • Heather: What the devil? It’s a BBM from JD. “Are you with Veronica? Did she get my text?”
  • Heather: Now you drag ME into this?
  • Veronica: Maybe if we ignore it, he’ll go away.
  • JD: *Bursts through door.* Did you get my text?
  • Veronica: Yes!
  • JD: Well you didn’t text me back.

I need more active Shadowhunters/TMI blogs to follow bc I just started watching ( well a few days ago I’m just starting s2 now oops im hooked ) sooo if you mainly post Shadowhunters please like or reblog or reply to this so i can follow you! ALSO IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT THE SHOW HMU I NEED FANDOM FRIENDS ( also if you love saphael def hmu ) I’ll follow pretty much everyone that likes/reblogs whatever

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School Witch Tip

I’m a witch that is currently in school so I keep my craft constantly surrounding me by devoting the front pocket of my backpack to all my witchy daily needs. 

Recommended Contents 
(uses in parenthesis)

Pendulum (easy access divination)

Tumbled Stones:
Changes with what I think I need daily.
-Blue Lace Agate (tranquility)
-Tiger’s Eye (confidence)
-Aventurine (luck)
-Hematite (grounding and protection)

Clam Shell (purification)
Changes once per month when I trade it for another full moon cleansed clam shell.

Lavender Essential Oil (tranquility, I’m a stressed-out college student)

Worry Stone
This is my most important item in my witchy pocket. My dad found it at a lake and gave it to me when I was really young and it hasn’t left my side for the most part. I don’t really know what it is made of but it is incredibly smooth after tumbling in that lake for so long. I hold it in my hand as pictured and run my thumb along it in counterclockwise motions to undo stress.

The keychain is from a company I really like and will be included in an upcoming post!

-Eli

Symbols and Punctuation in Korean~

Ahhh yes the land of punctuation. As we type away at our keyboards, let’s take a moment to learn the names of different punctuation keys and symbols in Korean!~

*remember to try and sound out each word before peeking at the romanization!~

물음표 (mul eum pyo) question mark
느낌표 (neu kkim pyo) exclamation mark
샵/우물정 (shab/wu mul jeong) pound sign
마침표 /온점 (ma chim pyo/ohn jeom) period
쉼표 (shwim pyo) comma
별표 (byeol pyo) asterisk
괄호 (gwal ho) parenthesis
소괄호 (so gwal ho) parentheses
대괄호 (dae gwal ho) brackets
골뱅이 (gol baeng yi)
앰퍼샌드 (aem peo saen deu) ampersand
언더바 (eon deo ba) underscore
콜론 (kol lon) colon
세미콜론 (sae mi kol lon) semicolon
대시/하이픈 (dae shi/ha yi peun) dash/hyphen
슬래시 (seul lae shi) slash
퍼센트/프로 (peo saen teu/peu ro) percent
띄어쓰기/공백 (ddwi eo sseu gi/gong baek) space
큰 따옴표 (keun dda om pyo) quotation marks

작은 따옴표
(jak eun dda om pyo)
single quotation marks

Hope this helps and happy studying!~

INHIBITIONS | mm&hj.

Clouded mind, heavy heart, boiling rage.

Marlene McKinnon was a mess of a person. What’s more is the amount of time she spent pretending she wasn’t. She would smile, quirk an eyebrow, and walk away ( allowing whoever to watch from behind ) from any potentially ugly situation. That is, until she was kidnapped. Since her safe ( operative word. ) return, Marlene had been visually a wreck. It was obvious, she knew, for all the times it had been pointed out. Two weeks and there were still bruises, scrapes, and cuts that refused to go away. She had taken to wearing long sleeves and pants ( thankfully it was still cold out, so no one had really inquired. Though they all knew anyway. It’s not like she was hiding anything ). The only thing that remained a secret was the hole in the center of her hand, no longer bleeding but refusing to take any sort of magical remedies. She had to get muggle stitches ( a real bitch they were, too ), and kept it wrapped at all times.

She hadn’t gotten a wand yet, simply because she hadn’t left the flat she shared with her twin since she moved in. It was official, though. She was going c r a z y. Losing her mind to the white walls and boy furniture. She even rearrange several times, Marcus always commenting on her restlessness with a drink upon his return from work. She hated his promotion, showing pride only in the paycheck that came from it. Obliviating people was hard. She could see ( and feel ) the toll it was taking on him every day.

That being said, she just had to get the fuck out of that blasted apartment.

Ah yes. But without a wand, there was no apparating to be had. So she took the train as close as she could get and walked a remaining six blocks to her destination. Agitated, tired, legs sore, she knocked rather aggressively on the appointed door. When it happened to swing open, she put her hands up in surrender. “I come in peace.” Marlene dropped her hands and crossed her arms across her body - a yellow bruise and what appeared to be burn marks immediately visible around her wrist as she tucked it under her opposite arm. “I’m taking applications for a smoke buddy, provided they bring the hash.” She tilted her head, giving her most brilliant grin for someone who looked dead. “Tell me you’re ready and willing.” She frowned, “No, no. Since you haven’t fucking contacted me since I was rescued from Hell, you don’t have a choice but to accept. So let me in.”

@hcstia-joncs

Enjolras just has a “;)” as his soulmate tattoo
He’s always wondered how someone can literally say an emoji but then Grantaire comes in to a meeting one day like
“Semicolon Right-parenthesis @ you blond dude”

Enjolras literally wants to die